In 2013 I had to have my colon removed and a side passage fitted so I permanently crap in a plastic bag in my cab, one good thing about it though, as I told the TM after I had the op, " I don’t need to stop for a ■■■■ when im on my way down the road" lol
scottie0011:
In 2013 I had to have my colon removed and a side passage fitted so I permanently crap in a plastic bag in my cab, one good thing about it though, as I told the TM after I had the op, " I don’t need to stop for a [zb] when im on my way down the road" lol
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thatl be the silver lining in that wee cloud then… 
Improvise, adapt, overcome…
Sometimes needs must. I’ll stand by side with a man of a similar mindset. snowflakes I’ve ■■■■ em or shot em.
Some friendly fire candidates on here 
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dieseldog999:
i dont see the problem or scorn.
you dump in the house and ming the bathroom out.
you dump in a caravan or campervan and gass the place.
whats different about having to go in the privacy of your cab assuming its a flat floor full length hi roof spacious job.
i have ibs.if i need to go,then i need to go,
it makes no odds to me if its at the side of the truck,under the trailer,down the grass embankment or in a field or woods near a layby.
needs must,and id be no stranger in aiming for a cpl of carrier bags or bin liners before looking for mans best friend mr wetwipe.
its no biggie n the cab.2 ins with the wndows open and all gone.
its so much easier now with adaptive cruise control and lane recognition.
these are great for campervans,i dont have one in the truck,but they are a great job used with pedal bin liners…
Yep I dump in my house but the difference is there is a door x2 between where I ■■■■ and where I eat . And no my toothbrush does not stay in the bathroom either . You will be surprised how far ■■■■■ matter will travel
It’s only a bit of ■■■■■ matter.
My toothbrush has sat above the bog,for 45 years…and i’m still here.
Got handed a set of keys…
To a Skoda at Eddies for a night shift once. When I opened the drivers door, there was almost a full bottle of ■■■■ left on the floor. I shut the door and handed the keys back at the office explaining the reason why I wouldn’t be drivng that lorry. When Mr pointy shoes transport twonk says just lob it in the skip, I got my car keys out and said I’d be going home.
They found me another motor.
As others have mentioned, ■■■■■■■■ or even ■■■■■■■ in the cab is a no no.
Out on the road with no bog its got to be in the woods where the bears are…
chester1:
Really you’d crap in your cab ? That is wrong on so many levels
Agreed , 
however much you think about that one 
, it’s got to be a definite no no!!
Edited: Blasphemy removed due to being on the sauce last night, well most of the week to be fair. My organs never had such a bashing.
Adonis.:
Conor:
If I’m out in the truck and ever had to take a dump in anything other than a proper toilet that day would be the last day I worked for that firm. Nobody in 2017 should ever be put in a position where they’re taking a dump in their cab or at the side of the road.Yeah, no one has ever taken ill on the road.
2017 or not, a good dose of skitters means you’re going.
I’ve been taken ill on the road. Still not once ever in 25 years of driving lorries have I ever ■■■■ in anything but a toilet. If you’re so bad you can’t make it between toilets then you should be going home because you’re not in a fit condition to drive if you’re spending most of the time concentrating on whether or not you’re going to crap yourself.
AndrewG:
As others have mentioned, ■■■■■■■■ or even ■■■■■■■ in the cab is a no no.
Out on the road with no bog its got to be in the woods where the bears are…
I hope you mean sharp toothed, angry, big clawed bears and not the ones you might see on a Saturday night out on Canal Street in Manchester 
As an aside, I’m sure a chemical toilet was an option on the Actros when it was launched in its present design? Designed to fold under the bunk on runners?
Try having IBS…day man, night man, tramper…makes no odds…
You learn what your trigger foods are, and avoid them religiously…
Bluey Circles:
chester1:
Is only me when I walk in to a newsagent and see carp life i always see crap life or am I just dyslexic. In 30 years I’ve never been tempted to cack in the cab I’ve had a few near misses and a few sharts (medical term) and have had to go under the trailer on the odd occasion but in cab cacking neverNever heard of it - a google search suggests it is something about fish? Lots of pictures of grown men inanely smiling whilst cuddling large ugly fish, very odd, is it legal? moral? wholesome?
And the ludicrous number of rods they have hither and yon,kitted out like special forces f.a.c operatives in pursuit of a captive supply of noble beasts.Search me each to their own.At least we saltwater piscators can enjoy something for the pan…occasionally 
truckyboy:
In an emergency i have been known to use a tesco bag…but its very rare…and much better than at the side of a layby where drivers have been known to step in it…myself included…In this modern day and age, manufacturers and the authorities should be thinking of on board toilets, the same as a motorhome…where campsites cater for the disposal of waste, so can garage forecourts and msa`s for a fee…i mean, you can buy a cassette type toilet where the waste is withdrawn…emptied, washed, and returned…mind you it wouldnt be as a permanent loo, but for those odd moments especially at night…why are the trades people not talking about what come naturally…they can add two feet to the arse end of a trailer…for our bosses to make more money…yet cannot add 2 feet to the end of a cab to give us a toilet…and it could be made wherby they cannot be emptied on the move…so if thats the worry…dont.
Tesco bag…strewth man,show a little class…Waitrose at the very least.
manalishi:
truckyboy:
In an emergency i have been known to use a tesco bag…but its very rare…and much better than at the side of a layby where drivers have been known to step in it…myself included…In this modern day and age, manufacturers and the authorities should be thinking of on board toilets, the same as a motorhome…where campsites cater for the disposal of waste, so can garage forecourts and msa`s for a fee…i mean, you can buy a cassette type toilet where the waste is withdrawn…emptied, washed, and returned…mind you it wouldnt be as a permanent loo, but for those odd moments especially at night…why are the trades people not talking about what come naturally…they can add two feet to the arse end of a trailer…for our bosses to make more money…yet cannot add 2 feet to the end of a cab to give us a toilet…and it could be made wherby they cannot be emptied on the move…so if thats the worry…dont.Tesco bag…strewth man,show a little class…Waitrose at the very least.
Doesn’t it leak through the weave?
manalishi:
At least we saltwater piscators can enjoy something for the pan…occasionally
Unfortunately I don’t live near the sea…and all freshwater fish taste like ■■■■
DonutUK:
Try having IBS…day man, night man, tramper…makes no odds…You learn what your trigger foods are, and avoid them religiously…
Or end up playing ■■■■ Roulette.
chester1:
Really you’d crap in your cab ? That is wrong on so many levels
You said it! Just imagine driving along with a full one of those…emergency braking situation? ■■■■ all over the place, and the cab uninhabitable. Leave that aside, the chemicals those things use aint the friendliest. Formaldehyde the chief amongst them. Every time you get a splash back and it goes in your third eye, youre embalming yourself from the inside out. If you go down that road, you might as well go to the co-op, pay for your funeral in advance, and negotiate a discount for doing half the job for them!
chester1:
Is only me when I walk in to a newsagent and see carp life i always see crap life or am I just dyslexic. In 30 years I’ve never been tempted to cack in the cab I’ve had a few near misses and a few sharts (medical term) and have had to go under the trailer on the odd occasion but in cab cacking never
Me too:-)
Conor:
trucker10:
Don’t know if this is of interest to any one but I just bought one myself a compact toilet I use it for my fishing but would be good product for tramper the website is carplife.uk.com is called the bivvy loo have a look see what you thinkIf I’m out in the truck and ever had to take a dump in anything other than a proper toilet that day would be the last day I worked for that firm. Nobody in 2017 should ever be put in a position where they’re taking a dump in their cab or at the side of the road.
Youre lucky mate. If you ever develop IBS, I fear youll be eating your words.