ashton gate:
Brilliant thread this,cracking me up.
Used to double man with a mate of mine, was having a break one day and i was passenger. I had my feet splayed out over the dash, (boots off) when i felt one rattling up. i let it out and, my life, It was a real stonker !! My mate looked at me and said, and i quote “I’ve never heard [zb] all like that before !!” Shame was, no aroma ! He swears to this day he thought i was going to deflate !!!
hiya,
No aroma, bleedin amateur.
thanks harry long retired.
Always try to slide the smellies out, so it creeps up on 'em
i always reckon that if ur ring stings after a good rip then it was pretty toxic gas release!..important not to tuck your shirt in to your trousers while seated because rocking from cheek to cheek allows the vapour to evacuate out the top of your crack instead of continuing upwards and out around the collar area.
I have been producing some really bad guffs this morning, bit too much fibre yesterday I think. Nearly broke out into a trot at Warwick services to the toilet earlier as I started “crowning”. Thankfully all was well, the smelly guff problem has now stopped!
skids:
I have been producing some really bad guffs this morning, bit too much fibre yesterday I think. Nearly broke out into a trot at Warwick services to the toilet earlier as I started “crowning”. Thankfully all was well, the smelly guff problem has now stopped!
i was in a similar situation myself on friday morning…if i`d had a twenty pence piece between my ■■■■ cheeks,i would have bent it for sure
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