In Cab Farting

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Are you a loud and proud person whilst driving? I broadcast some of my one hit wonders over the cb… :smiling_imp:

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Muckaway:
I broadcast some of my one hit wonders over the cb… :smiling_imp:

Proof (if it were needed) that most of what we hear from you is ■■■■! :grimacing:

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gnasty gnome:

Muckaway:
I broadcast some of my one hit wonders over the cb… :smiling_imp:

Proof (if it were needed) that most of what we hear from you is [zb]! :grimacing:

I usually get “name that tune” in response from someone…

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I prefer a winter warmer. Quiet, warm and deadly!

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Well, yes, I do ■■■■ in the cab.
Although its probably illegal to do so while the vehicle is either moving or on hammers, so I try and limit them to when on a break.

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cheekymonkey:
Well, yes, I do ■■■■ in the cab.
Although its probably illegal to do so while the vehicle is either moving or on hammers, so I try and limit them to when on a break.

I believe to say “more tea vicar?” rectifies the situation…

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When you wind the window up thinking farmers have gone overboard spreading ■■■■ on the fields, then you slowly remember it was you 2 minutes ago, down comes the window. :grimacing:

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■■■■ whilst the seat heater is on; The law of convection will carry it around the cab…a bit like ■■■■■■■ infront of a radiator.

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yep me and the dog ■■■■■■■ in there after a good curry

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Oh yes, all very well until you get that warm squidgy feeling.

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Muckaway:
Are you a loud and proud person whilst driving? I broadcast some of my one hit wonders over the cb… :smiling_imp:

me too
Eat lots of garlic,Onion,and other nice things

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my record was 42 seconds for one continuous ■■■■!!! but i do have good musle control :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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I’m impressed most I have managed is seven seconds.

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wildfire:
my record was 42 seconds for one continuous ■■■■!!! but i do have good musle control :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

That’s very impressive and to time it too :laughing: :laughing:

You ain’t mr methane by any chance are you■■? :smiley:

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Thetaff:

wildfire:
my record was 42 seconds for one continuous ■■■■!!! but i do have good musle control :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

That’s very impressive and to time it too :laughing: :laughing:

You ain’t mr methane by any chance are you■■? :smiley:

:sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

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After double manning with a well respected member on here… All I will say is that his diet of cheese, cabbage and beer finally ended our marriage .

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jimboy124:
After double manning with a well respected member on here… All I will say is that his diet of cheese, cabbage and beer finally ended our marriage .

Who…■■? :smiley:

wildfire:
my record was 42 seconds for one continuous ■■■■!!! but i do have good musle control :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Your lucky you did’nt follow through…!!! :blush: :blush:

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well it can’t be Neil he talking about? if the persons well respected!! lol

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I’ve ■■■■■■ over the weighbridge tannoy :laughing:

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Muckaway:

cheekymonkey:
Well, yes, I do ■■■■ in the cab.
Although its probably illegal to do so while the vehicle is either moving or on hammers, so I try and limit them to when on a break.

I believe to say “more tea vicar?” rectifies the situation…

“well held sir” or “good shot sir” said in a w.g.grace voice whilst doffing ones cap are also permitable