Can’t beat ■■■■■■■ in a motor with a leather interior!, seems to amplify the sound and the seat doesn’t absorb the odour so any passengers get the maximum effect 
Rgards Daz
Was just browsing this thread again lol!
Had to bump it.
ok,i`ll take up the baton.
i had a full scotch breakfast,tuesday morning…including haggis.now, i don`t know the exact ingredients,but the stench eminating from my “simons”,later that night,whilst trying to doze off in the sleeping bag…was probably the worst thing i have ever smelled in my life.
simon cowell = bowell
I have a dilemma; Should I let one out in a posh bakery on leaving, or do it early on in the delivery and ask “is the dough off?”
Best thread ever!! 
When I was baking I always gave the delivery men a pie or something ,if they give you nothing leave a" calling card,"
alamcculloch:
When I was baking I always gave the delivery men a pie or something ,if they give you nothing leave a" calling card,"
You’ll be pleased to know that this still goes on.
please stop its getting hard to breathe
pistonheads.com/gassing/topi … 0&t=772258
If this link works have a read of the post by acjc near the bottom of the page.
Ok its not in cab, but it is amusing.
here comes trouble:
Men Gruntin while in the mens room - Page 1 - The Lounge - PistonHeads UKIf this link works have a read of the post by acjc near the bottom of the page.
Ok its not in cab, but it is amusing.
Got tears, this guy needs to be on here 
here comes trouble:
Men Gruntin while in the mens room - Page 1 - The Lounge - PistonHeads UKIf this link works have a read of the post by acjc near the bottom of the page.
Ok its not in cab, but it is amusing.
Lol! That has to be in the top ten.
This has got me pishing myself. Can’t beat a good ■■■■ in a sleeping bag. Ease springs
Muckaway:
Are you a loud and proud person whilst driving? I broadcast some of my one hit wonders over the cb…
I’ll have to get myself a CB and do me a bit of broadcasting. Thats the thing abput truck driving, you’re mostly on your own so there’s no one to share your flatulence fun with 
Nearest I get to it now is when I have to take my daughter clothes shopping, and accidently on purpose let one slip. The look on her face is worth bottling also it keeps the folding stuff intact, 'cos she’s not staying in there to get embarrassed. Obviously, I keep the trouser coughs suppressed in Primark for obvious reasons… 
newmercman:
Entertaining thread, given it a miss up until now, but had a good chuckleI am usually all noise and no smell, love it when I do the walking ■■■■■, especially coming downstairs, it gives a trombone effect. I once fired one off at a BBQ and got a standing ovation from all my mates
Mushy Peas and Saveloys are the things that turn my starfish sound effects into evil smelling things, for maximum effect I release them slowly so it dulls the sound, one of my favourite places is in the boozer, let it out next to a group of birds and walk away, it takes 20secs or so before they all start looking at each other wondering which one let it out
I enjoy pulling that one in the supermarket, there’s not much funny about shopping these days, so it’s good to gain whatever bit of entertainment you can while getting ripped off.
Way back in the mists of time when I was doing P/T agency work, I was pulling for Arla dairies out of Hatfield Peveral one day, I’d done my first run and was having a break on site, went to the smoke hut for a ■■■, and a few of the factory guys all trooped in, sat down to smoke and natter. One lad lifted his leg and let squeal, then the next one, and the next one, and the one following him, in increasing volume, till I let go one of my thunder claps, one next guy said to the one following me, ‘it’s your turn John’, and he replied , ‘F%*&k me, if I try and compete with that, I’ll follow through’, everyone cracked up at that.
Only while wearing top capped boots and high viz. Other than that and the h+s brigade will complain.
skids:
Does anybody else ■■■■ against there mrs (skin on skin) when in bed and pretend they are asleep?
Yes, and she’s now my ex-missus…(I’m pleased to say). I played another trick on her with the hoover, we had one of those old cylinder type hoovers, and she got me hoovering the tops of the curtains and pelmets, when I got the idea of a funny, I said to her 'how long you been using this with the motor burning out? She sai d ‘what do yo mean?’ I said stick your nose over the outlet and smell it, well she did and I touched the other end to my nether region and let one go. Trouble was I was so convulsed laughing, I couldn’t run away, and, just like Queen Victoria, she was not amused
papermonkey:
Muckaway:
Are you a loud and proud person whilst driving? I broadcast some of my one hit wonders over the cb…I keep the trouser coughs suppressed in Primark for obvious reasons…
Why? Primarks so full of ■■■■■ a bit more wont matter!
here comes trouble:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=772258If this link works have a read of the post by acjc near the bottom of the page.
Ok its not in cab, but it is amusing.
Superb! That’s up there with the Picolax thread. Also not in cab related, nevertheless it is pure comedy gold.
For those who haven’t read it, set aside 30 minutes, make a brew and enjoy.
hiya,
Bit of a revival here, do you modern day drivers not find a good trump is
wasted in present day cabs there’s far too much room for expansion what
with all the bed space and all that, now us oldies with the likes of the much
smaller daycabs could set one away knowing full well should you have a guy
onboard “possibly nipping home on a dodgy” would get full benefit the thing
not getting diluted with all that extra bedspace, bring back the daycab.
thanks harry, long retired.