do customs think i am stupid?
i went for a walk on the beach with my wife. the tide in our area goes out a long way, BUT NOT THAT [ZB]ING FAR.
it dosn’t go out as far as bloody columbia.
so why do customs waste so much time watching what i’m up to?
however, i’ve had a cunning plan.
i will take 1 bin bag, put in some lovely fresh dog turds, then run away in a suspicious running away type of motion, then drop the bag, then an over zealous customs man will go nuts deep into the bag.
it will give a whole new meaning to the term browny points. 
So your on a beach with your wife and you noticed a customs officer watching you, are you a gangster or something?
Why does anyone reply or take any notice of Limeyphil posts?
Seriously Micky, you should know better by now 
mickyblue:
So your on a beach with your wife and you noticed a customs officer watching you, are you a gangster or something?
no, but they have accused me of silly little things like, smuggling, evasion of duty, tax evasion, facsilitation, and some sort of conspiricy thing involving a few blokes in ireland.
i mean, fancy planting 4.5 million ■■■■ in a blokes trailer.
waynedl:
Why does anyone reply or take any notice of Limeyphil posts?Seriously Micky, you should know better by now
sheltered life, have we?
Phil, you forgot being the gangmaster for the cockle pickers, is your lass Chinese?
Wheel Nut:
Phil, you forgot being the gangmaster for the cockle pickers, is your lass Chinese?
she’s whatever i tell her to be.
and the dead chinese had nothing to do with me. i told them to get out of the water when it got to knee high. but knee high was sat in the van.
limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?
i went for a walk on the beach with my wife. the tide in our area goes out a long way, BUT NOT THAT [ZB]ING FAR.
it dosn’t go out as far as bloody columbia.
so why do customs waste so much time watching what i’m up to?
however, i’ve had a cunning plan.
i will take 1 bin bag, put in some lovely fresh dog turds, then run away in a suspicious running away type of motion, then drop the bag, then an over zealous customs man will go nuts deep into the bag.
it will give a whole new meaning to the term browny points.
Then you will pay £80.- for dropping the Bag
Lovlyperson:
limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?
i went for a walk on the beach with my wife. the tide in our area goes out a long way, BUT NOT THAT [ZB]ING FAR.
it dosn’t go out as far as bloody columbia.
so why do customs waste so much time watching what i’m up to?
however, i’ve had a cunning plan.
i will take 1 bin bag, put in some lovely fresh dog turds, then run away in a suspicious running away type of motion, then drop the bag, then an over zealous customs man will go nuts deep into the bag.
it will give a whole new meaning to the term browny points.Then you will pay £80.- for dropping the Bag
that’s true, they are determined to get me for something.
I hope this helps.
limeyphil:
Wheel Nut:
Phil, you forgot being the gangmaster for the cockle pickers, is your lass Chinese?she’s whatever i tell her to be.
and the dead chinese had nothing to do with me. i told them to get out of the water when it got to knee high. but knee high was sat in the van.
Now that was funny.
limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?
Er . . . why single out customs?
Stan
Stanley Knife:
limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?Er . . . why single out customs?
Stan
because they wasted a whole sunday watching me walking on a beach, then picking my son up from ice skating.
and no one else wasted any time on me.
limeyphil:
Stanley Knife:
limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?Er . . . why single out customs?
Stan
because they wasted a whole sunday watching me walking on a beach, then picking my son up from ice skating.
and no one else wasted any time on me.
Did you mean to phrase it like that 
limeyphil:
mickyblue:
So your on a beach with your wife and you noticed a customs officer watching you, are you a gangster or something?no, but they have accused me of silly little things like, smuggling, evasion of duty, tax evasion, facsilitation, and some sort of conspiricy thing involving a few blokes in ireland.
i mean, fancy planting 4.5 million ■■■■ in a blokes trailer.
You should have complained to your MEP that they are trying to block the free movement of goods and services between EU states.
limeyphil:
Wheel Nut:
Phil, you forgot being the gangmaster for the cockle pickers, is your lass Chinese?she’s whatever i tell her to be.
and the dead chinese had nothing to do with me. i told them to get out of the water when it got to knee high. but knee high was sat in the van.
I’m surprised that elf and safety didn’t prosecute them posthumously for not wearing hi viz and life jackets.
i have previously made a complaint to my MP. after about 4 weeks he suggested that i make an official complaint.
limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?
i went for a walk on the beach with my wife. the tide in our area goes out a long way, BUT NOT THAT [ZB]ING FAR.
it dosn’t go out as far as bloody columbia.
so why do customs waste so much time watching what i’m up to?
however, i’ve had a cunning plan.
i will take 1 bin bag, put in some lovely fresh dog turds, then run away in a suspicious running away type of motion, then drop the bag, then an over zealous customs man will go nuts deep into the bag.
it will give a whole new meaning to the term browny points.
Can you get me a bag of what ever you smoke as your tuned to the moon
limeyphil:
Wheel Nut:
Phil, you forgot being the gangmaster for the cockle pickers, is your lass Chinese?she’s whatever i tell her to be.
and the dead chinese had nothing to do with me. i told them to get out of the water when it got to knee high. but knee high was sat in the van.
And of course your average Chinese fella is a lot more vertically challenged than the rest of us,so the water reaches his knees sooner!
nearly there:
limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?
i went for a walk on the beach with my wife. the tide in our area goes out a long way, BUT NOT THAT [ZB]ING FAR.
it dosn’t go out as far as bloody columbia.
so why do customs waste so much time watching what i’m up to?
however, i’ve had a cunning plan.
i will take 1 bin bag, put in some lovely fresh dog turds, then run away in a suspicious running away type of motion, then drop the bag, then an over zealous customs man will go nuts deep into the bag.
it will give a whole new meaning to the term browny points.Can you get me a bag of what ever you smoke as your tuned to the moon
that got me thinking. if i went to the moon, i’d get nicked on the way back.