i'm victimised

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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KW:

limeyphil:

Wheel Nut:
Phil, you forgot being the gangmaster for the cockle pickers, is your lass Chinese?

she’s whatever i tell her to be. :laughing:

and the dead chinese had nothing to do with me. i told them to get out of the water when it got to knee high. but knee high was sat in the van.

And of course your average Chinese fella is a lot more vertically challenged than the rest of us,so the water reaches his knees sooner!

He did hear them say something about wanting to be provided with a Riro before they went out to do the job but he couldn’t understand what they meant.

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limeyphil:

nearly there:

limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?
i went for a walk on the beach with my wife. the tide in our area goes out a long way, BUT NOT THAT [ZB]ING FAR.
it dosn’t go out as far as bloody columbia.
so why do customs waste so much time watching what i’m up to?
however, i’ve had a cunning plan.
i will take 1 bin bag, put in some lovely fresh dog turds, then run away in a suspicious running away type of motion, then drop the bag, then an over zealous customs man will go nuts deep into the bag.
it will give a whole new meaning to the term browny points. :laughing:

Can you get me a bag of what ever you smoke as your tuned to the moon

that got me thinking. if i went to the moon, i’d get nicked on the way back.

The ones who’ve done space work say that they’ve only got one customs point at the international space station so there’s plenty of other ways to get the stuff in.It’s just that a 45 ft trailer needs to be reversed in at 18,000 mph and fitted with plenty of retro rockets to stop it burning up on re entry. :open_mouth:

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were these customs men following limey phil undercover…in a marked van and wearing hi-viz jackets with customs in large letters on the back ? just curious as how they got rumbled. :unamused:

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glenman:
were these customs men following limey phil undercover…in a marked van and wearing hi-viz jackets with customs in large letters on the back ? just curious as how they got rumbled. :unamused:

Perhaps He knows them from somewhere. :confused:

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was the big boat with customs in large letters on the side a giveaway ? or when the captain of it loud hailered “all right phil, nice day for a walk on the beach” ?

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limeyphil:

nearly there:

limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?
i went for a walk on the beach with my wife. the tide in our area goes out a long way, BUT NOT THAT [ZB]ING FAR.
it dosn’t go out as far as bloody columbia.
so why do customs waste so much time watching what i’m up to?
however, i’ve had a cunning plan.
i will take 1 bin bag, put in some lovely fresh dog turds, then run away in a suspicious running away type of motion, then drop the bag, then an over zealous customs man will go nuts deep into the bag.
it will give a whole new meaning to the term browny points. :laughing:

Can you get me a bag of what ever you smoke as your tuned to the moon

that got me thinking. if i went to the moon, i’d get nicked on the way back.

British drivers have been to the moon before. First thing they did was to try to get some diesel and borrow some running money from the two Dutch drivers who were already parked there.

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waynedl:
Why does anyone reply or take any notice of Limeyphil posts?

Seriously Micky, you should know better by now :unamused:

He may start stupid topics but at least it brings some sense of humor to the forum. There has been so much negativity on this forum of late :smiley:

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limeyphil is here to post for toby1234abc when he goes to the toilet or to get his medication…

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youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY :laughing:

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mickyblue:

waynedl:
Why does anyone reply or take any notice of Limeyphil posts?

Seriously Micky, you should know better by now :unamused:

He may start stupid topics but at least it brings some sense of humor to the forum. There has been so much negativity on this forum of late :smiley:

No there has not. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Coffeeholic:

limeyphil:

nearly there:

limeyphil:
do customs think i am stupid?
i went for a walk on the beach with my wife. the tide in our area goes out a long way, BUT NOT THAT [ZB]ING FAR.
it dosn’t go out as far as bloody columbia.
so why do customs waste so much time watching what i’m up to?
however, i’ve had a cunning plan.
i will take 1 bin bag, put in some lovely fresh dog turds, then run away in a suspicious running away type of motion, then drop the bag, then an over zealous customs man will go nuts deep into the bag.
it will give a whole new meaning to the term browny points. :laughing:

Can you get me a bag of what ever you smoke as your tuned to the moon

that got me thinking. if i went to the moon, i’d get nicked on the way back.

British drivers have been to the moon before. First thing they did was to try to get some diesel and borrow some running money from the two Dutch drivers who were already parked there.

I remember that story from Truck and Driver…