Clear signs telling them where to park and he sticks it right next to me , and the bloody things on cycles , stop / start , why not just leave it on , makes right noise when it cranks up , was going to have a lie in till 4, think I’ll hit the road 1/2 / off it goes again 
You really are in the wrong job 
You’re not parked next to a fridge. It’s another tall tale to entertain us. You wouldn’t have the balls to switch it off anyway. You rather come here and whine like a little girl.
15 page Dozy thread, oh sorry wide awake thread
Dozy you would be the first to Winge on here if someone turned your fridge off and ruined your day and probably have “quit” again.
We have all have had fridges park next to us at the end of the day the drivers just the same as any of us out working keeping the hours going and earning a wage.
This might be thinking out of the box, I hope your sitting down… Are youready?
Ear plugs, 
Ear plugs
Great to have if you’ve got >9 hours to sleep, but if you need to wake up in less than ~8 hours and need to rely on an alarm to get you up, earplugs are a sure fire way to wake up to bright sunlight and 50 missed calls on your phone!
Nope, never happened to me…
Turn the zb’er off…![emoji1][emoji1]
All well and good digging at dozy but if there are clear signs telling fridges where to park I’d turn the chuffer off anyway. Totally inconsiderate parking! Would serve him right to get load rejected.
Javiatrix:
Ear plugs
Great to have if you’ve got >9 hours to sleep, but if you need to wake up in less than ~8 hours and need to rely on an alarm to get you up, earplugs are a sure fire way to wake up to bright sunlight and 50 missed calls on your phone!
Nope, never happened to me…
set your phone alarm to vibration, it’s worked dozens of times for me, and will be doing it tonight, come to think of it the technique works at home to as my Mrs can crack a good snore after the wine that beats the hell out of any fridge
dri-diddly-iver:
All well and good digging at dozy but if there are clear signs telling fridges where to park I’d turn the chuffer off anyway. Totally inconsiderate parking! Would serve him right to get load rejected.
Perfect this world and all who live in it, come on fella the fridge driver is just doing his job… Jeeze.
Pimpdaddy:
Turn the zb’er off…![emoji1][emoji1]
Quiet evening picking carrots?
You’re like Dozy, giving it all the big on here, but out there in the real world, you can’t, and just bend over…
the nodding donkey:
Pimpdaddy:
Turn the zb’er off…![emoji1][emoji1]Quiet evening picking carrots?
You’re like Dozy, giving it all the big on here, but out there in the real world, you can’t, and just bend over…
To be fair, picking carrots is infinitely harder if your standing up straight…
The-Snowman:
the nodding donkey:
Pimpdaddy:
Turn the zb’er off…![emoji1][emoji1]Quiet evening picking carrots?
You’re like Dozy, giving it all the big on here, but out there in the real world, you can’t, and just bend over…
To be fair, picking carrots is infinitely harder if your standing up straight…
Good point. See, carrot picking seems a perfect job for him…
the nodding donkey:
The-Snowman:
the nodding donkey:
Pimpdaddy:
Turn the zb’er off…![emoji1][emoji1]Quiet evening picking carrots?
You’re like Dozy, giving it all the big on here, but out there in the real world, you can’t, and just bend over…
To be fair, picking carrots is infinitely harder if your standing up straight…
Good point. See, carrot picking seems a perfect job for him…
Yep. Two birds with one stone…
the nodding donkey:
Quiet evening picking carrots?
We don’t pick carrots at night you zb’ing eejit…!
Pimpdaddy:
the nodding donkey:
Quiet evening picking carrots?We don’t pick carrots at night you zb’ing eejit…!
I know. You need some time to look after mother.
dozy:
Clear signs telling them where to park and he sticks it right next to me , and the bloody things on cycles , stop / start , why not just leave it on , makes right noise when it cranks up , was going to have a lie in till 4, think I’ll hit the road 1/2 / off it goes again
Sorry,…Was that You? We could have gone for a Coffee.
Will wake You next Time
you cant be that tired if a fridge keeps you awake.
again so many drivers who would turn it off, why? maybe the spaces were full? maybe he had a long day and didn’t see the sign, let be fair dozy you cant see bloody Tesco.com vans some days.
Now fridges dont bother me tho if on intermitant k may ask him if he can put on constant but if not not the end of the world . But a bloke i work with will happily let the fridge run if one pulls up next to him in the nite …but he will crack open the rear doors …same result in the morning