There was a report on french news (BFMTV) today about some legitimate asylum seekers living in some old railway wagons because there weren’t enough places in the nearby centre for such people.
This was in Bordeaux (which is definitely on the west coast by anybodies standard 
).
They wanted to settle and work here in France.
If a ferry cleared Dover harbour and steered SE it would end up running ashore about 8 mile SW of Calais near Wissant 
maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
Take a look at this map. North is the top of the thing. So Perpignan is on the South coast of France. Calais is in the top right-hand corner of France. You will have to zoom in to find it. That means it’s in the north-east of France.
Now please stop winding everyone up - we’re not clockwork , except for some of us, who are oranges. 
[Crawls back under his stone…]
Melchett:
raymundo:
I thought WW1 started cos someone put a bullet in a Prince Ferdinand ?I thought it was 'cos Archie Duke shot an Ostrich?
(Blackadder Goes Forth)
Didn’t Archduke Rio shoot Ferdinand of Spain and cause the Spanish king to abdicate?
Oh wait. That last bit has actually happened ths week already.