IF you were in charge of Matrix signs

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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What would your messages read?

IF YOU CAN READ THIS IT’S NOT FOGGY TURN OFF YOUR FOGLIGHTS

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This matrix was left blank intentionally

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oi [zb] !!!left lane unless overtaking!!!

jonboy

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merry christmas

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To The Charnock Trunk, It’s clear to Preston. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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ON M74 today, Save money share with passengers. Sadly boss wont allow me my cab full of floozies.

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Think bike. A hell of a lot of bikers dont think for themselves.

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How about “stop reading this and concentrate on your driving”?

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Coffeeholic:
To The Charnock Trunk, It’s clear to Preston. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

To Charnock Trunk…

Where did the other fat bloke go ■■ :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

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“This sign is not working” :unamused:

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Caution:
Nails in lane 2 and 3

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fingers:
oi [zb] !!!left lane unless overtaking!!!

jonboy

+1

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Be courteous, have a nice day.

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Now I know you’re on the road, I’m off to shag ur missus

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if your reading this your not watching the road.

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My other sign gives accurate info!

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NEW SPEED LIMIT IN LANE 3 IS 160mph

GET OFF AT J20 FOR YOUR FUEL
MUCH CHEAPER THAN MOTO

LAPTOPS FOR 99 QUID
CALL ME ON 0794445556

MASSAGE AT J21
FULL SERVICE 80QUID
0794445556

DRIVER OF W 989 CBD
IS RECEIVING HEA :smiling_imp:

ONLY 02 REG VEHICLES ALLOWED ON M6 TOMORROW
PLEASE CHECK YOUR REG

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stop picking your nose,use a hankee for gods sake

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Učit se cizí jazyky! :grimacing:

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DadsRetired:
Think bike. A hell of a lot of bikers dont think for themselves.

“THINK BIKE,THINK,ORGAN DONOR?”