i was talking to a driver who had talked to the bloke
who was parked next to the driver
who was out of hours on the bay at Argos Heywood
the police where called and he cordoned off 6 bays and said
blah blah blah
and thats how he knows after keeping you waiting for 4 hours
they have to feed you 
blah blah blah
and did you know theres no dark side of the moon
There is some rule somewhere regarding the feeding thing.
I think it comes from the time when haulage was run by the state.
Trying to prove it. Now that’s another thing.
I’ve never known them to cordon off six bays though.
its all dark i,ve just been
I’ve been told that story 3 times in the last 18 months. Once by a driver who said it happened to him and twice by drivers who knew someone that it had just happened to.
Now I’m a pretty laid back bloke and don’t really like upsetting people but its seriously starting to hack me off when they start the tale.
What do you reckon I should say next time someone starts this rubbish. Just tell 'em they’re talking a load of old bull??
hitch:
and did you know theres no dark side of the moon
There is…if you look at the moon, the other side is dark!
whats the moon thing all about 
hitch:
i was talking to a driver who had talked to the bloke
who was parked next to the driver
who was out of hours on the bay at Argos Heywood
the police where called and he cordoned off 6 bays and said
blah blah blah
Thats correct, its actually illegal to disturb a driver on his daily rest period. I once had a cable tv salesman arrested for knocking on my door after tea time 
tezza:
.What do you reckon I should say next time someone starts this rubbish.
just say to them “i bet you know a bloke that can roll ■■■■ with one hand as well”
tezza:
I’ve been told that story 3 times in the last 18 months. Once by a driver who said it happened to him and twice by drivers who knew someone that it had just happened to.Now I’m a pretty laid back bloke and don’t really like upsetting people but its seriously starting to hack me off when they start the tale.
What do you reckon I should say next time someone starts this rubbish. Just tell 'em they’re talking a load of old bull??
No mate, just say you already know and you seen it with your own eyes!
the old boys used to roll ■■■■ with one hand
if you had a decent hi fi in the days of old you could just here someone say
theres no dark side of the moon right at the very end
i suppose its clearer on remastered cd,s
my copy aint here so i cant listen to it at present
i am having ‘great gig in the sky’ played at my funeral
I have only ever heard of them coning 2 bays of at each side of a sleeping driver
When I hear it, my eyes glaze over. I agree with every word, aye, did they, is it, Then go hide in the toilet and write graffiti about his company
hitch:
if you had a decent hi fi in the days of old you could just here someone say
theres no dark side of the moon right at the very endi suppose its clearer on remastered cd,s
my copy aint here so i cant listen to it at present
i am having ‘great gig in the sky’ played at my funeral
I think he says “There is no dark side of the moon - as a matter of fact, it’s all dark”.
Have you got a copy of Pulse? Excellent CD.
dreva:
the old boys used to roll ■■■■ with one hand
thers a bloke that works for us that can…
hitch:
i am having ‘great gig in the sky’ played at my funeral
MrFlibble:
I think he says “There is no dark side of the moon - as a matter of fact, it’s all dark”.Have you got a copy of Pulse? Excellent CD.
agreed
Pulse is great, Meddle is my favourite Floyd album, specifically Echoes 
hitch:
i was talking to a driver who had talked to the bloke
who was parked next to the driver
who was out of hours on the bay at Argos Heywood
the police where called and he cordoned off 6 bays and said
blah blah blahand thats how he knows after keeping you waiting for 4 hours
they have to feed you
blah blah blahand did you know theres no dark side of the moon
you forgot the bit about putting chalk marks around the wheels,and that the police would come back in 9 hrs time to check you had not moved. 
its actually illegal to disturb a driver on his daily rest period. I once had a cable tv salesman arrested for knocking on my door after tea time
More ■■■■■■■■:
So you dialed 999 and plod actually came round to sort this out?
What was the charge?
What happened after?
Santa:
its actually illegal to disturb a driver on his daily rest period. I once had a cable tv salesman arrested for knocking on my door after tea time
More ■■■■■■■■:
So you dialed 999 and plod actually came round to sort this out?
What was the charge?
What happened after?
How long before more or less every driver in the UK should have been on Eurotunnel when it caught fire, but having got delayed at Dartford missed it by minutes■■?
Already doing the rounds,no doubt.