switchlogic:
Making a lot of assumptions about the type of work I do there! Which I suppose is fair enough considering what’s in the videos. But I’m as likely to be seen doing 10 drops round London as runnin to Spain these days to be honest. But even if I did do Spain all the time I still don’t get what you’re saying. Lots of things arent nessescary. I’ve cruise control and a retarder, don’t need them but they make for a more relaxing life. Get on a French autoroute, set cruise control, set retarder and I don’t have to touch pedals for hours. And I’ve never had any auto breakdown. I didn’t think you were one of the old fuddy duddies NMM. Seems you are!
Yes, that’s what I based my assumptions on 
Not a fuddy duddy, but remember I do spend a lot of time looking into these lorry things for my other job as a scribe. In that role I have learned a lot and it is from that knowledge that I base my opinion. As a driver, I like an autoshift, as long as I can still have the option to use it manually, I still drive the lorry, I’m not just going to let it do its own thing, this way I am still being a professional and not a steering wheel attendant 
I also like retarders and cruise control, the retarder is an excellent safety feature and should be mandatory on all heavy goods vehicles. Cruise control makes it easy to drive and when used correctly it will save fuel. Another must have is A/C, you should always be in a comfortable environment
All those things are good as far as I’m concerned 
The difference between autoshift and retarders and cruise control is the one simple fact that when either of those goes wonky, it will not leave you sitting on the side of the road waiting for a spotty little oik to turn up with his laptop and then tell you that you need to be towed in so they can start throwing microprocessors and switches at the thing until they find the right one and you get going again 
So many things on a lorry are totally unecessary, they may make life a bit easier, but take electric windows or seat adjustment, how hard is it to wind a window up or down, or how difficult to move a lever on the side of a chair
Are they really necessary
Then we get to electric mirror adjustment, I’m for that, it can allow you to see things a rigid mirror set up cannot, so has a safety aspect to it, it also helps you from getting soaked jumping in and out of the cab ten times in the ■■■■■■■ rain to set your mirrors up properly, but that side of it is just a convienient by product of their true function and not their whole reason for being.
So anyway, gearboxes
I’m a pretty decent driver, I can swap between all kinds of lorries and find the correct gear when I need it, even switching between different gear patterns, stand H patterns and the different h patterns of the Swedish makes, a 16spd range change with splitter or a 12spd range change with splitter, a 12spd with splitter only, a slap over double H pattern or a switch on the front or a twisting, sliding collar on a standard H pattern, twin splitters, synchro or constant mesh, autoshifts of all types, switches on column stalks, on the dash, levers on the side of the chair or the armrest, back to front manuals, even a torque converter fully automatic, I’ve driven them all in my time. Well whoopie [zb]ing doo, so have hundreds of thousands of lorry drivers, it’s what we should all be able to do, just as we should be able to carry any load, we should be able to drive any lorry, so why do we really NEED a little box of electronics to change gear for us 
I’ll tell you why, there are two main factors, one is pure luck, the other is pure design 
First, luck. The steering wheel attendant phenomenom, luckily for companies and the pathetic excuses for drivers that seem to inhabit our roads today, the autoshift came about, this way they can actually get the lorry out of the yard 
Second, design. The vehicle manufacturers have got everyone by the ■■■■■■■■, if a new lorry breaks down, it goes into a main dealer repair facilty, so the manufacturer and its representatives make money out of the labour and the parts. They do not just make a little bit of money either, because the electronics are all connected they spend hours, sometimes days, searching for the problem, then they replace parts left, right and center, hopefully they get it right, but they don’t care, every minute in the workshop earns the dealer money, every part needed earns the manufacturer money, none of which is cheap. Because of the requirement to have the right computer programme, you can’t fix anything yourself anymore, you can’t go to Sid the Spanner under the Railway Arches, you have to go into a main dealer and get your pants pulled down every bloody time 