one for the models:-
there was a globetrotter going around a couple of years ago that had
“snotgobbler”
in the headboard
Don’t know how it came about but found myself trying to think up more “pet names for trucks” last night… then I fell asleep so they’re all only half-cooked.
Need you folks’ assistance to complete them…
Started to come up with a beauty for Paul (Flatbedman) but needed an ‘N’ for naive rather than an ‘L’ grrrrrr 
. However, this one should provoke a reaction from Paul … 
STRALIS
Some Truckers Really Are Lacking Intelligence Sadly.
SCANIA
Some Companies Are Naive; It’s Abyssmal.
Another possibility could start “Swedish Crap…” but struggling to find the words…
IVECO
It’s Very … (struggling again).
More as I think of them… Feel free to add suggestions 
Intentionally
Variable
European
Cow
Output
Malfuctions
Are
Neverending
Vehicles
Often
Leave
Veritable
Oilslicks
Stearing
Comes
Away
Neatly
In
'Ands
Flippin
Orrible
Device
Expect
Neurosis
Extremely
Rarely
Functional
Reliably
Expected (to be)
Never
Available (or)
Usable
Later
Tonight
Premium
Rated
Excretia
Mixed
Into
Undersized
Molds
That’ll do for now eh?
i used to drive an old F10 i called the pigs trotter.
There is a Latin name for Renaults, MAN’s and ERF’s :-
- Cheapo Nastius
Sudden Accident 
IVECO
intimate vehicle examiner catches oxidisation 
Discopete:
Sudden Accident
SA! There Gods own motor Pete!
scania
spine, calf and neck in agony
dave:
scaniaspine, calf and neck in agony
Dead right, especially with the poxy P cab.
Robs
Empty
Numpties
Articulated
Under
Loved
Truck
Pleasing
Rob,
Every
Moment
I’m
Using
Motorways
LMAO
Plastic
Rubbish
Every
Man
Intelligently
Uses
Morbedly
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Mal:
Discopete:
Sudden AccidentSA! There Gods own motor Pete!
thats because they’ve all died and gone to heaven
dave:
scaniaspine, calf and neck in agony
Very good Dave 
Keep 'em coming
north surrey haulage:
Mal:
Discopete:
Sudden AccidentSA! There Gods own motor Pete!
thats because they’ve all died and gone to heaven
Im bailing out of mine in the morning Sean, the Eurostar next week. Needs a bit of brick acid on the interiour though!
ERF
everythings really flimsy
england really failed
FODEN
faithfull old dog, endangered now
Simply
Crap
And
Nasty,
Indeed
Atrocious
It
Vibrates
Everything
Comes
Off
