Found
On
Road
Dumped
Mean
And
Nasty
fix
it
again
tomorrow 
Mines A Nail . To Garage Again 
G.M.C. = Garage Mechanics Companion
You lot already beat me to the two FORD ones I know, all the othersI know would be censored 
so I won’t even bother
A variation of one of the FORD ones is, Found On Roadside Dead
European
Road
Failure
MAN
Think u will find it is:Machinen Antiegengesselchaft Nutzfarzueg
SCANIA = Seen Carering Around Neverending Irish A -roads
they where going to call the man truck NFG untill someone told them what it stood for (fool)
Very
Orrible
Lumbering
Viking
Oiler
Specially
Crafted
Naff
Interiors
Ahhh!
Mal
wot nothing for sedi atki mal?
Its a bit of a long name Sean, and it wernt in the list! But im working on it! Looks like I might be off the boxes soon by the way, the gaffers ■■■■■■ off with the earnings, and mutterings of continental is creeping back in.
Mal.
right european numpty,ish arsed ugly lump trash…hehehe… best i could come up with
north surrey haulage:
wot nothing for sedi atki mal?
Scrapyard Awaits
C = chaos
O = on
R = roads
M = mainly
A = around
C = Cornwall
R = REALLY
E = EFFICENT
N = NOTICEABLE
A = ATTRACTIVE
U = ULTIMATE
L = LOVELY
T = TRUCK
P = PERFECT
R = RELIABLE
E = ELEGANT
M = MARVELLOUS
I = IRRESISTABLE
U = UNDER-STATED
M = MACHINE
Kate:
R = REALLY
E = EFFICENT
N = NOTICEABLE
A = ATTRACTIVE
U = ULTIMATE
L = LOVELY
T = TRUCKP = PERFECT
R = RELIABLE
E = ELEGANT
M = MARVELLOUS
I = IRRESISTABLE
U = UNDER-STATED
M = MACHINE
I’m not biting… 
U WANT BITTEN … THE BOTH OF YOU…PMSL
Denis F:
north surrey haulage:
wot nothing for sedi atki mal?Scrapyard Awaits
Ouch!
Mal.
Another name for the Magnum…French Bedford…
Steering Carefully Adjusts for Monstrous Maneouvrability, Even Lumbering Luggers.