HUMOUR: Pet names for truck makes & models

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Robbies Dad:
MAN
Think u will find it is:Machinen Antiegengesselchaft Nutzfarzueg

don’t know how / why the chuff I found this after such a long time but I think YOU’LL find it’s Maschinenwerk Augsburg Nürnburg :sunglasses:

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Fails
On
Race
Days

Flaming
Insult to the
Automotive
Trade

Had a sticker in my Premium :blush: :blush: “Frogtrotter”

3

dave:
ERF

everythings really flimsy

:laughing: :laughing: :sunglasses:

4

Swedish Crap Arriving Now In Angleterre.

comes to mind

5

Merc and MAN Hitlers revenge
renault Premium high top Frog trotter
ERF/ Foden plastic pig
Volvo / Scania super swedes
Daf daffadil

all cb slang

6

Decent
And
Fast

Might
As well
Not bother going in today

:wink:

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So it would said recently that ACTROS was an acronym for Another Crap Truck Rolls Outta Stuttgart, what are the other truck makes and models known as ?

ERF
MAN
SCANIA
VOLVO
DAF
MERC(EDES)
IVECO

Should be a laugh, especially from those with imaginative minds :exclamation: :laughing:

Discuss… :smiley:

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Can’t think of any truck one’s but on the car side ;- LOTUS … lots of trouble, usually serious. :laughing:

9

FORD - Full Of Rust and Dents :laughing: :laughing:

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ERF - was gonna say Evidently Really Fast, but never had one overtake me yet :sunglasses: :smiley:

By the way AndyM is that somebody in a boy-racer BMW trying to cut in on your photo glory in the background of your avatar?? :open_mouth: :unamused: :laughing:

11

Dafodils Are Floral :laughing:

12

Voluptuous Older Lady Very Obliging :laughing:

13

FIAT - Faliure in Italian Automotive Technology

14

F ix
O r
R epair
D aily
:laughing: :laughing:

DAF used to be Dutch & Fast but that finished a loooooong time ago :laughing:
it could be Dutch Automotive Failure :wink:

MAN = Mean & Nasty or its true name Manufactured & constructed in Augsburg & Nuremburg

ERF is Endless Repair Faults!! :unamused:

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UnionJack:
F ix
O r
R epair
D aily
:laughing: :laughing:

Thats the other one I was trying to think of, but do you think it would come to me??.. :unamused: :unamused:

LOL, Lostpup, yeah, that is a BMW, one of the old 3 series that was cruising the Southend sea front… hahaha

16

Fix It Again Toni

17

Faster
In
A
Taxi.

18

In Violent Execution of Corners and Obstacles.

InVentive Excuse for Careening Offroad.

19

It used to be: F zb in a Tick

MAN = Munich Auto Nutzfahrzuege

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Dapper Scavenger:
In Violent Execution of Corners and Obstacles.

well done Dapper, very good… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: