How to shut the waffler in a RDC waiting room

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Offer him a bit of your horse sandwhich you got on a recent trip to France,horses douffers.And say you got a fish tank in the cab.

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start meditating MMMMMMMnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Frothing at the mouth normally does the trick.

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Toby,stop drinking coffee. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Just break wind silently :wink:

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just tell them you dont like christmas becaue of your religon

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just cough and say ■■■■■■■■ at the same time :stuck_out_tongue:

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Just look him in the eye and gently pat the seat next to you whilst blowing a kiss in his direction…and just hope and pray he doesnt take you up on the offer…unless… :blush:

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Just tell him him how much better his life would be if he let Jesus into it like you have done

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I was tortured yesterday in sainsburys while a couple of dodgy looking geezers yapped on about how bent they ran. It was like a contest of who had the biggest fine or the biggest magnet.

Are you allowed to just walk round the perimeter of a RDC to get away from it? I cannae handle it. Most are alright but that one at sainburys is the size of a shoe box with about 10 drivers in it. Torture man!

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merc0447:
I was tortured yesterday in sainsburys while a couple of dodgy looking geezers yapped on about how bent they ran. It was like a contest of who had the biggest fine or the biggest magnet.

Thats when your home-made VOSA identity card really pays dividends :smiley: :smiley:

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merc0447:
I was tortured yesterday in sainsburys while a couple of dodgy looking geezers yapped on about how bent they ran. It was like a contest of who had the biggest fine or the biggest magnet.

Are you allowed to just walk round the perimeter of a RDC to get away from it? I cannae handle it. Most are alright but that one at sainburys is the size of a shoe box with about 10 drivers in it. Torture man!

What did they do . . . . 43 in a 40 :open_mouth:

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Ask them if they’d like to share a homosexual experience with them.

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truckerjon:
Just break wind silently :wink:

Then look at them in disgust while moving away from them :laughing:

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Ask him if he likes Jesus then tell him he’ll be tipped when it’s gods will.

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just sit bolt up right rocking back & forth, hands on yer knees , looking around wide stareing eyes , & keep mumbling
they cant make me do it , & where to hide when they land

works for me

  • oh & i’ve found the perfect hiding place * :wink:

mwaahahahahahahahahah :smiling_imp:

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And the wind up mercant that was in SAS,only works on saturdays and sundays,and he missed the Herald of Free Enterprise by two minutes,or he would have been a gonner.Ask what regiment,and say,did you know such and such,their face goes blank,and subject is changed.

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toby1234abc:
he missed the Herald of Free Enterprise by two minutes,or he would have been a gonner.

The amount of times Ive heard that !! :unamused: The queue must have stretched back to Antwerp at least.

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No offence Mr Toby because I do find your posts on here very entertaining but you do strike me as a bit of a waffler yourself.

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switchlogic:
No offence Mr Toby because I do find your posts on here very entertaining but you do strike me as a bit of a waffler yourself.

I can see hand bags at 20 paces