How to shut the waffler in a RDC waiting room

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MolePower:
just sit bolt up right rocking back & forth, hands on yer knees , looking around wide stareing eyes…

Been in any Russian zoos lately? In a brown bear costume? :slight_smile:

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Used a great method last nite in an Asda rdc,
Sat next to the noisy git between him and the door, as soon as the door opend I let out a huge burp smothering him in the fumes of my packed lunch, GARLIC SAUSAGE SANDWICH.

He was up and gone within 20 secs.

Peace at last!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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toowise:

toby1234abc:
he missed the Herald of Free Enterprise by two minutes,or he would have been a gonner.

The amount of times Ive heard that !! :unamused: The queue must have stretched back to Antwerp at least.

I missed the Herald, by about 3 days, and the SAS used to recruit from my regiment… I was in the Queens own deserters, 42nd foot and mouth division . :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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switchlogic:
No offence Mr Toby because I do find your posts on here very entertaining but you do strike me as a bit of a waffler yourself.

He’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic. He posted about it himself a couple of months ago.

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bagpuss:
‘…let Jesus into it…’

Nice one. And maybe invite all present to join hands in a thanksgiving ‘…my wife is my life…!’ prayer.