DickyNick:
Zac_A:
Company seems real, though there are several with similar names and I can’t see any facebook page with that job advertised (mind you I am social media illiterate by choice). That looks to me like a regular artic and trailer which would fit with the job description.
Screenshotting would have taken far less time than typing out the advert in the original post.
EDIT: the URL on the front of the truck, when you put that into a browser it doesn’t lead anywhere
If wouldn’t have taken less time.
I copied and pasted the text which took 5 seconds.
If I’d have done a screen shot I would have had then edit the photo and crop to size to ensure non of my personal info can be seen by some of the clowns on here. And if then had to save the photo and upload as an attachment.
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who cares except you.
screenshot this and see if you can get it printed as a job lot for you and the clones.
billy no mates cries out for any attention yet again…
which one of the famous 5 will it be offering us the latest non event next,:roll:
DickyNick:
If I’d have done a screen shot I would have had then edit the photo and crop to size to ensure non of my personal info can be seen by some of the clowns on here. And if then had to save the photo and upload as an attachment.
I do luuuurve a desperate backpedal! Have some dignity ffs, when caught out in obvious firing for effect why not just comment further? When you’re in a hole, stop digging.
Zac_A:
Company seems real, though there are several with similar names and I can’t see any facebook page with that job advertised (mind you I am social media illiterate by choice). That looks to me like a regular artic and trailer which would fit with the job description.
Screenshotting would have taken far less time than typing out the advert in the original post.
EDIT: the URL on the front of the truck, when you put that into a browser it doesn’t lead anywhere
It’s had a replacement n/s mirror by the looks of it too.
Must be able to drive a big truck without coming back from journeys with the wing mirror on the floor of the cab
I love how the white MAN up-thread has different coloured wing mirrors, suggesting one has actually been knocked off, then thrown onto the cab floor.
DickyNick:
the maoster:
DickyNick:
If I’d have done a screen shot I would have had then edit the photo and crop to size to ensure non of my personal info can be seen by some of the clowns on here. And if then had to save the photo and upload as an attachment.
I do luuuurve a desperate backpedal! Have some dignity ffs, when caught out in obvious firing for effect why not just comment further? When you’re in a hole, stop digging.
What are you on about?
He’s maybe ‘on about’ what everybody else thinks Dicky…but you know that anyway don’t you mate. 
If I had been called out to redeem a bit of credibility, I certainly would ‘‘be arsed’’ to take the time to shut everybody up, and not dig myself in any deeper to show myself up as a fantasist as you are doing right now.
Come on mate, prove us ALL wrong,.and I will be the first to apologise.
Put up or shut up.
Ad doesn’t mention having to have the ability to overload the tired DAF 17t so that it drags its sorry arse down the street whilst filling up the windscreen with week old tabloids and half eaten sandwiches and empty Costa cups.
Cargo shorts and leg tats essential and an earring, nach.
Time to shut up then robroy. This is the screenshot from Facebook. I didn’t write it. Whether a true ad or not it’s a bit of humour.
Ok so why was it so hard to do 2 days ago.
As you say not a proper advert, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Never afraid to admit when I’m wrong, so yeh, you win…(this time. 
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robroy:
Ok so why was it so hard to do 2 days ago.
As you say not a proper advert, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Never afraid to admit when I’m wrong, so yeh, you win…(this time. )
The reason it was so hard is because as you can see if you compare the copied and pasted test to the screen shot the last paragraph isn’t on as it it doesn’t all fit in one screen shot so it was easier to copy and paste rather than 2 screen shots.
DickyNick:
Time to shut up then robroy. This is the screenshot from Facebook. I didn’t write it. Whether a true ad or not it’s a bit of humour.
Application to said job.
Dear sir//madam.
I am interested in your class 1 vacancy for big shiny artic scaffold truck driver.
Having previous experience of scaffold truck ‘driving’ work I would be grateful if you could clarify a few details.
Could you explain how nights out are needed on a job that usually only involves local work.
Could you explain loading and unloading arrangements and any other labouring duties required at both base and delivery and collection points.
Could you confirm vehicle type as an artic would be very rare type on this work.
At face value, correct me if I’m wrong, this is distance scaffold materials haulage with an artic and which will involve no handball and no other manual labouring duties at base or on site.
I like the way the advert says “no bell ends”. Who would read that and think “I’d better not apply then!”?
ezydriver:
I like the way the advert says “no bell ends”. Who would read that and think “I’d better not apply then!”?
Going through the ad like yeah yeah yeah I think I could do this then get to that bit and be like oh ■■■■ I’m a bell end well that’s it I can’t apply then
DickyNick:
ezydriver:
I like the way the advert says “no bell ends”. Who would read that and think “I’d better not apply then!”?
Going through the ad like yeah yeah yeah I think I could do this then get to that bit and be like oh [zb] I’m a bell end well that’s it I can’t apply then
If you are impressed by your own endowment, then perhaps such a person might then be honest enough to admit.
“Hmm… That means Me, Hugh Nobby” I guess…
Well I find the whole premise absolutely discriminatory in the extreme.
This job advert is nothing else than pure bellend-IST-ISM.
As a total bellend myself, I find this kind of outrageous, prejudicial treatment soooooo offensive and completely unacceptable that I shall take to Twiiter and complain to anyone that is prepared to listen and echo these sentiments.
BELLEND LIVES MATTER TOO.
“Big Nobs Matter”…
If the Lady likes you - 4 inches is enough.
If she doesn’t like you - 9 inches is too small.
That’s Penist!
AndieHyde:
Well I find the whole premise absolutely discriminatory in the extreme.
This job advert is nothing else than pure bellend-IST-ISM.
As a total bellend myself, I find this kind of outrageous, prejudicial treatment soooooo offensive and completely unacceptable that I shall take to Twiiter and complain to anyone that is prepared to listen and echo these sentiments.
BELLEND LIVES MATTER TOO.
It’s actually reverse psychology.They know that only a bellend will believe the class 1 distance scaffold haulage job description.A bit like BLM actually means uselful idiots matter.Along the lines of don’t be a Capitalist bellend slave come and join the Bolshevik Red Army where you’ll be respected and looked after well.
I applied for the job to drive the big shiny juggernaut but was turned down as they require applicants to be a bell end for a minimum of two years due to insurance policies .It seems the job entails dealing with a lot of Poles .
If you want to drive the big shiny thing, - first you’ve got to make the bald man cry. 
toby1234abc:
I applied for the job to drive the big shiny juggernaut but was turned down as they require applicants to be a bell end for a minimum of two years due to insurance policies .It seems the job entails dealing with a lot of Poles .
It’s not just the poles it’s the planks which will get you.
How do we fill this site labourer job which no one wants.
Bingo tell em it’s a distance class 1 driver job.Then we get some naive hopeful mug to deliver the stuff arounf the houses with the knackered 12/18 tonner as well as handle it all on site and at base.With the win win of paying them less than a site labourer’s wage.
