Passed UK car test 1st time
Passed UK H.G.V. test first time
Passed USA car test theory 1st time, but did’nt have to take the pratical (read a future article in T&D about why I did’nt take the pratical)
Passed USA CLASS B first time (17 toners and up)
Passed USA CLASS A first time (Artics, Wagon& Drags, Doubles & Triples)
You all know how hard it is on a UK test, so I feel a great sense of pride in passing both at first shot.
It is a different story with USA tests, a deaf & dumb retarded & crippled chimp could pass a USA test, with both legs broken and it’s arm in a sling too!
1st car failed
2nd car passed
1st bike passed
1st class 2 passed
1st hiab passed,not that you can actually fail this test unless you drop something on the instructors head with the crane.
for the car…and i still got that little red book
none for the HGV cos i was driving them when the licences came in…and i got 2 of those little books…a black one and a brown one
a motorbike licence cos i`m a hells angel…well thats what it says on my arm
a Psv licence all types
hazchem licence
managers licence c.p.c. national and international
7.licence in husbandry…well i`ve been married 3 times and i think marriage should be licenced where you get endorsements…and after twelve .lose it…well looks like i been playing that game anyway…
so all in all i have had 3 driving tests… passed first time on each…3 exams…and i can drive anything…and manage nothing…
have a nice day