How many Britons are needed to change a bulb?

Well… Count for yourself:
joemonster.org/mg/130517,lastup, … c_zarowke_

My bet is: one highly specialised bulb changer for each colour, one trained ladder operator and three health and safety inspectors :slight_smile:

Well knowing Britain Orifice, they are probably all Poles and coming from Poland they probably haven’t seen traffic lights before.

daleyboy:
Well knowing Britain Orifice, they are probably all Poles and coming from Poland they probably haven’t seen traffic lights before.

You just can’t take when one time someone just turns popular joke around? :slight_smile:

It isn’t just one time though with you is it orifice? You systematically slag off and slate the country that has welcomed you to its shores.

Yet when we dare to take the ■■■■ out of any Eastern European countries you’re there jumping up and down like a petchulant little child. You then proceed to write 10 page essays about how Poland single handedly won the war.

You complain constantly about people on this forum stereotyping Eastern Europeans yet you’re happy to do exactly that with us Brits. And that was the whole point of my first post.

I find your posts at best to be tedious and pointless and at wost to be veiled racism.

daleyboy:
It isn’t just one time though with you is it orifice? You systematically slag off and slate the country that has welcomed you to its shores.

If you understand it as that I see what is good in this country, but see also it’s downsides and that I see no reason why I should not be able to speak openly about both, when everyone else do, then yes, I do slag and slate this country, just as 99% people on that forum, except from this tiny minority, who wear pink glasses and see Britain as the country perfect in every way.

Yet when we dare to take the ■■■■ out of any Eastern European countries you’re there jumping up and down like a petchulant little child. You then proceed to write 10 page essays about how Poland single handedly won the war.

Show me where I opposed A JOKE?

You complain constantly about people on this forum stereotyping Eastern Europeans yet you’re happy to do exactly that with us Brits. And that was the whole point of my first post.

I am happy about JOKES about Poland, and about JOKES about Britain. I am not happy about telling seriously some crap about Poland and I am not happuy about terlling seriously some crap about Britain. Your problem is that you think that all is allowed when speaking about Poland and nothing is allowed when speaking about Britain.

I find your posts at best to be tedious and pointless and at wost to be veiled racism.

So if you are so against racism, why you are not by my side when I defend Eastern Europe from not jokes, but serious untrue opinions? :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

orys:
Well… Count for yourself:
joemonster.org/mg/130517,lastup, … c_zarowke_

My bet is: one highly specialised bulb changer for each colour, one trained ladder operator and three health and safety inspectors :slight_smile:

My bet is that it’s one Pole who’s being paid minimum wage and the others are all Brits having to work for their dole money but the union has told them work to rule on the basis of they pretend to pay us so we pretend to work. :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing:

Carryfast:

orys:
Well… Count for yourself:
joemonster.org/mg/130517,lastup, … c_zarowke_

My bet is: one highly specialised bulb changer for each colour, one trained ladder operator and three health and safety inspectors :slight_smile:

My bet is that it’s one Pole who’s being paid minimum wage and the others are all Brits having to work for their dole money but the union has told them work to rule on the basis of they pretend to pay us so we pretend to work. :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing:

Thats quite likely. Then the Pole will be offered better job by the passer by, who saw him to be the only one working, and the others will go to internet forum and complain “we can’t get a job, because bloody Poles are stealing it!!!” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Orys ole mate, you are spot on with your very last sentance. I know quite a few people from behind the ‘curtain’ and the majority say is was better there then than now. Pity it wasn’t still up IMHO!!

orys:

Carryfast:

orys:
Well… Count for yourself:
joemonster.org/mg/130517,lastup, … c_zarowke_

My bet is: one highly specialised bulb changer for each colour, one trained ladder operator and three health and safety inspectors :slight_smile:

My bet is that it’s one Pole who’s being paid minimum wage and the others are all Brits having to work for their dole money but the union has told them work to rule on the basis of they pretend to pay us so we pretend to work. :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing:

Thats quite likely. Then the Pole will be offered better job by the passer by, who saw him to be the only one working, and the others will go to internet forum and complain “we can’t get a job, because bloody Poles are stealing it!!!” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

The Pole might be offered a another job involving more responsibility and more work during the day but the money will be the same.Meanwhile the ‘Labour’ Party will continue to complain about the cost of living crisis caused by wages falling while prices are rising while inviting more Poles to add to the Labour supply.Until all of a sudden we’ll have an economy and living standards that are just like Poland’s.At which point we might as well hand the place over to the Polish government and abolish Britain and make it a Polish colony.Then we can all emigrate somewhere else with a richer economy like Luxembourg. :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing:

Carryfast:
The Pole might be offered a another job involving more responsibility and more work during the day but the money will be the same.Meanwhile the ‘Labour’ Party will continue to complain about the cost of living crisis caused by wages falling while prices are rising while inviting more Poles to add to the Labour supply.Until all of a sudden we’ll have an economy and living standards that are just like Poland’s.At which point we might as well hand the place over to the Polish government and abolish Britain and make it a Polish colony.Then we can all emigrate somewhere else with a richer economy like Luxembourg. :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing:

Then, since the living standards here and in Poland are the same anyway, Poles move back to their country where, having no need to pay to keep the 1000s of people who say “I won’t rise my bum for that money” and live on benefits, they are able to improve their economy to a higher standards. Some Britons then try to move to Poland to get a better job and life, but they can’t speak the language…

I like that game, your turn :slight_smile:

orys:

Carryfast:
The Pole might be offered a another job involving more responsibility and more work during the day but the money will be the same.Meanwhile the ‘Labour’ Party will continue to complain about the cost of living crisis caused by wages falling while prices are rising while inviting more Poles to add to the Labour supply.Until all of a sudden we’ll have an economy and living standards that are just like Poland’s.At which point we might as well hand the place over to the Polish government and abolish Britain and make it a Polish colony.Then we can all emigrate somewhere else with a richer economy like Luxembourg. :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing:

Then, since the living standards here and in Poland are the same anyway, Poles move back to their country where, having no need to pay to keep the 1000s of people who say “I won’t rise my bum for that money” and live on benefits, they are able to improve their economy to a higher standards. Some Britons then try to move to Poland to get a better job and life, but they can’t speak the language…

I like that game, your turn :slight_smile:

Polish logic in action.The economy will improve by driving down incomes and social costs to Polish levels. :unamused: :laughing:

I think you missed the bit about the Brits not needing to emigrate to Poland because Britain will be just the same. :wink:

Carryfast:
Polish logic in action.The economy will improve by driving down incomes and social costs to Polish levels. :unamused: :laughing:

I think you missed the bit about the Brits not needing to emigrate to Poland because Britain will be just the same. :wink:

No, you have missed the point. We are in the starting point where both Poland and Britain have the same level of life (as you said in your story).

Then Polish people go home and start to work hard, while British people sit on their bums and they say “we wont’ rise our bums for that money”. As a result Polish economy is growing and British economy is sinking further, as the social costs become enormous :slight_smile:

orys:

Carryfast:
Polish logic in action.The economy will improve by driving down incomes and social costs to Polish levels. :unamused: :laughing:

I think you missed the bit about the Brits not needing to emigrate to Poland because Britain will be just the same. :wink:

No, you have missed the point. We are in the starting point where both Poland and Britain have the same level of life (as you said in your story).

Then Polish people go home and start to work hard, while British people sit on their bums and they say “we wont’ rise our bums for that money”. As a result Polish economy is growing and British economy is sinking further, as the social costs become enormous :slight_smile:

In which case why did the Poles bother to leave Poland instead of just getting on with doing that anyway while the Brits already had the ‘better level of life’ when the wall was still up and before the Poles ever got here.Unlike the situation now.

Carryfast:
In which case why did the Poles bother to leave Poland instead of just getting on with doing that anyway while the Brits already had the ‘better level of life’ when the wall was still up and before the Poles ever got here.Unlike the situation now.

Naaah. You spoiled all the fun, I hoped you will add next chapter to our story. And you just try to get into another boring discussion. I am out of here.

Good idea , why don’t you just ‘I’m out of here’ for efuckin good, you go out of your way to ■■■■ people off, one day that may come back and bite you on the arse :imp:

raymundo:
Good idea , why don’t you just ‘I’m out of here’ for efuckin good, you go out of your way to ■■■■ people off, one day that may come back and bite you on the arse :imp:

Last time I checked, reading of my threads was not mandatory. On the other hand, being offensive to other people and personal attacks was.

orys:

raymundo:
Good idea , why don’t you just ‘I’m out of here’ for efuckin good, you go out of your way to ■■■■ people off, one day that may come back and bite you on the arse :imp:

Last time I checked, reading of my threads was not mandatory. On the other hand, being offensive to other people and personal attacks was.

Effectively calling the Brits a load of lazy,workshy,overpaid,scrounging zb’s along ethnic lines is probably racist let alone insulting but we don’t care. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing:

As for Poland exaggerated nationalist propaganda ( bs ) should be expected from a place that’s closer to Russia than it is to us.I think this is trying to show how the Poles were winning WW2 with their far superior machinery built by their far superior workers before the lazy good for nothing Brits got involved with their inferior junk.Thereby extending the war by at least around 5 years longer than it would have taken if we’d have left the Poles to get on with the job of beating ze Germans without our ‘help’.As in the case of that well known German fighter pilot’s request when asked what he needed to win ze war he said give me a squadron of ze legendary PZL P 11C’s :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

youtube.com/watch?v=zdqIG_PdAXo

Carryfast:

orys:

raymundo:
Good idea , why don’t you just ‘I’m out of here’ for efuckin good, you go out of your way to ■■■■ people off, one day that may come back and bite you on the arse :imp:

Last time I checked, reading of my threads was not mandatory. On the other hand, being offensive to other people and personal attacks was.

Effectively calling the Brits a load of lazy,workshy,overpaid,scrounging zb’s along ethnic lines is probably racist let alone insulting but we don’t care. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing:

As for Poland exaggerated nationalist propaganda ( bs ) should be expected from a place that’s closer to Russia than it is to us.I think this is trying to show how the Poles were winning WW2 with their far superior machinery built by their far superior workers before the lazy good for nothing Brits got involved with their inferior junk.Thereby extending the war by at least around 5 years longer than it would have taken if we’d have left the Poles to get on with the job of beating ze Germans without our ‘help’.As in the case of that well known German fighter pilot’s request when asked what he needed to win ze war he said give me a squadron of ze legendary PZL P 11C’s :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

youtube.com/watch?v=zdqIG_PdAXo

If you can’t stand that someone is talking a joke about your nation, just not read it. You don’t need to dig into it and try to find meaning that aren’t there just to give yourself excuse to attack another nation. It’s leads to nowhere.

As for the second world war, we had that discussion here already and if you want to see my answer explaining what were good sides and what were weaknesses of the army that had just 19 years to build itself from scratch after beating Soviet Union in 1920, use search engine.

orys:

Carryfast:

orys:

raymundo:
Good idea , why don’t you just ‘I’m out of here’ for efuckin good, you go out of your way to ■■■■ people off, one day that may come back and bite you on the arse :imp:

Last time I checked, reading of my threads was not mandatory. On the other hand, being offensive to other people and personal attacks was.

Effectively calling the Brits a load of lazy,workshy,overpaid,scrounging zb’s along ethnic lines is probably racist let alone insulting but we don’t care. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing:

As for Poland exaggerated nationalist propaganda ( bs ) should be expected from a place that’s closer to Russia than it is to us.I think this is trying to show how the Poles were winning WW2 with their far superior machinery built by their far superior workers before the lazy good for nothing Brits got involved with their inferior junk.Thereby extending the war by at least around 5 years longer than it would have taken if we’d have left the Poles to get on with the job of beating ze Germans without our ‘help’.As in the case of that well known German fighter pilot’s request when asked what he needed to win ze war he said give me a squadron of ze legendary PZL P 11C’s :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

youtube.com/watch?v=zdqIG_PdAXo

If you can’t stand that someone is talking a joke about your nation, just not read it. You don’t need to dig into it and try to find meaning that aren’t there just to give yourself excuse to attack another nation. It’s leads to nowhere.

As for the second world war, we had that discussion here already and if you want to see my answer explaining what were good sides and what were weaknesses of the army that had just 19 years to build itself from scratch after beating Soviet Union in 1920, use search engine.

19 years to get the legendary PZL P 11C into service at which point it was only stopped from beating the Luftwaffe by those useless Brits deciding to enter the war using their equally useless technology and skills learn’t from losing the Schneider Cup on numerous occasions even with all the money saved by staying out of WW1 and leaving the Germans to sort out the Slavs.Thereby causing the war to drag on for around 5 years longer than it would have done if we’d have left those superior Polish workers to finish the job. :smiling_imp: :laughing:

Carryfast:
19 years to get the legendary PZL P 11C into service at which point it was only stopped from beating the Luftwaffe by those useless Brits deciding to enter the war using their equally useless technology and skills learn’t from losing the Schneider Cup on numerous occasions even with all the money saved by staying out of WW1 and leaving the Germans to sort out the Slavs.Thereby causing the war to drag on for around 5 years longer than it would have done if we’d have left those superior Polish workers to finish the job. :smiling_imp: :laughing:

Still can’t get over it that it was all these Polish pilots who learned their ropes on PZL P11C that saved your arse in Battle of Britain? :slight_smile: Get a life, it was 70 years ago!