My mate got done for drink driving he was pulled over at 10am for driving through a bus lane and got breathalysed for good measure. His last drink was around 23.30 the night before, so you need to be careful about the morning after aswell.
It would appear that the Police don’t actually see much wrong in drink-driving. 
A former traffic officer who preached to children about the dangers of drink driving was caught drink driving - after he pulled over to down a bottle of wine.
Graham Carroll, who had a 28-year policing career, was more than three times over the limit when he stopped in a layby on the way home from the pub.
A decorated Lincolnshire Police officer has “lost his reputation” and the job he “loved” after being convicted of driving while over the limit.
Craig Dunderdale, 41, who was a sergeant in the road traffic policing unit, was off-duty when he went out drinking with colleagues in Lincoln on December 17 last year.
A DRINK-DRIVING cop who tried to cheat justice by tampering with his urine sample was spared a jail sentence yesterday.
A sheriff told Sergeant Ewan McHardy it would cost too much to protect him in prison and let him off with a £6000 fine.
Sheriff Ian Abercrombie also noted that McHardy, a former traffic cop who used to nick drunk drivers, would lose much of his pension because of his crime.
Fosters■■? WTF■■?
Unless you are Australian and VERY silly… why the ■■■■ would you drink Fosters■■?
It’s kangaroo ■■■■ gone stale… 
fingermissing:
georgeking:
HGV drivers should not drink any alcohol whilst driving their vehicles. I watched a programme on TV a few years ago when a MRS drivers was pulled in by the Police and he was found to be drinking a can of beer as he was driving, totally irresponsible.You mean this one youtube.com/watch?v=VcNduODA9R0
haha few cans of Tennants, didn’t he blow about 4 times over the limit
How Many Beers Is Safe
Simples
NONE
We are professionals and should act that way.
Paul
Harry Monk:
I prefer spirits to beer when I’m on duty as they take up less space which leaves more room for my bong.
You still using those dodgy MFI reject cupboards then? 
bigvern1:
Harry Monk:
I prefer spirits to beer when I’m on duty as they take up less space which leaves more room for my bong.You still using those dodgy MFI reject cupboards then?
Thats not funny …
ok yes it is …
Saaamon:
Mods i assume you’ve given this guy a bollocking for trolling?
Ha ha ha !! You tryin to moderate the mods by telling them what they should be doing?!! LOL !! 
No, we’re laid back. You’d know this as you’ve been allowed to troll yourself , resurecting years old threads with a nonchalant reply. Besides, we’re all on the Fosters ourselves !!
dantruckman:
Im cutting right back as December approaches as you know the old bill will be looking out for it big time!.I like to sink 4 cans of say foosters on a Friday on the way back to the yard ready for a good night out, its safe at or place as they all bugger of early on a Friday so no ones there when I get back just a few old ■■■■■ ie.other drivers.
4 cans is not over the limit by the way but just enough to get me in the mood.
Will anyone else be knocking there Friday drink on the head as December gets closer?
Never carry booze when i’m driving. And no i won’t be knocking off the Friday drink either.
Mike-C:
dantruckman:
Im cutting right back as December approaches as you know the old bill will be looking out for it big time!.I like to sink 4 cans of say foosters on a Friday on the way back to the yard ready for a good night out, its safe at or place as they all bugger of early on a Friday so no ones there when I get back just a few old ■■■■■ ie.other drivers.
4 cans is not over the limit by the way but just enough to get me in the mood.
Will anyone else be knocking there Friday drink on the head as December gets closer?
Never carry booze when i’m driving. And no i won’t be knocking off the Friday drink either.
I assume you’re going to ban yourself for that shocking remark Mike-c … behave yourself … 
Mike-C:
Saaamon:
Mods i assume you’ve given this guy a bollocking for trolling?Ha ha ha !! You tryin to moderate the mods by telling them what they should be doing?!! LOL !!
No, we’re laid back. You’d know this as you’ve been allowed to troll yourself , resurecting years old threads with a nonchalant reply. Besides, we’re all on the Fosters ourselves !!
Yeah that fair enough, you lot don’t forget anything do you lol.
georgeking:
HGV drivers should not drink any alcohol whilst driving their vehicles. I watched a programme on TV a few years ago when a MRS drivers was pulled in by the Police and he was found to be drinking a can of beer as he was driving, totally irresponsible.
come on
we’ve all done it
You would think they would put a square cup holder in trucks to fit a jack Daniels bottle in
kr79:
You would think they would put a square cup holder in trucks to fit a jack Daniels bottle in
But only wimps drink JD. Real drivers drink proper Scotch Whisky, not that feeble American stuff.
I need, and have, round cup/bottle holders to fit my round bottles into, my triangular bottles fit too.
georgeking:
HGV drivers should not drink any alcohol whilst driving their vehicles. I watched a programme on TV a few years ago when a MRS drivers was pulled in by the Police and he was found to be drinking a can of beer as he was driving, totally irresponsible.
I saw that one as well
they sent a plain police tractor unit out on the road catching lorry drivers out
the guy was found to be talking on his mobile and given a warning by a honk of the horn and he still continued
then the real police pull him up and found him hiding something in the glove box a can of special brew
before they found the can they could smell alcohol coming out of his skin and said are you an alcoholic he said no
was taken to the nick, name, occupation ‘well I was a HGV driver’
chicane:
Don’t feed the troll
Gin and tonic with a slice of lemon and lime if you dont mind sir.
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Saaamon:
Mods i assume you’ve given this guy a bollocking for trolling?
Mods on there 45 min tacho having a Stella
Boss & Driver:
georgeking:
HGV drivers should not drink any alcohol whilst driving their vehicles. I watched a programme on TV a few years ago when a MRS drivers was pulled in by the Police and he was found to be drinking a can of beer as he was driving, totally irresponsible.I saw that one as well
they sent a plain police tractor unit out on the road catching lorry drivers out
the guy was found to be talking on his mobile and given a warning by a honk of the horn and he still continued
then the real police pull him up and found him hiding something in the glove box a can of special brew
before they found the can they could smell alcohol coming out of his skin and said are you an alcoholic he said nowas taken to the nick, name, occupation ‘well I was a HGV driver’
Sometimes, just sometimes the mask slips and you come across as litterate and intelligent at the same time.
THIS MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY, 'cos you aint half as funny normal.
Harry Monk:
It would appear that the Police don’t actually see much wrong in drink-driving.A former traffic officer who preached to children about the dangers of drink driving was caught drink driving - after he pulled over to down a bottle of wine.
Graham Carroll, who had a 28-year policing career, was more than three times over the limit when he stopped in a layby on the way home from the pub.
A decorated Lincolnshire Police officer has “lost his reputation” and the job he “loved” after being convicted of driving while over the limit.
Craig Dunderdale, 41, who was a sergeant in the road traffic policing unit, was off-duty when he went out drinking with colleagues in Lincoln on December 17 last year.
A DRINK-DRIVING cop who tried to cheat justice by tampering with his urine sample was spared a jail sentence yesterday.
A sheriff told Sergeant Ewan McHardy it would cost too much to protect him in prison and let him off with a £6000 fine.
Sheriff Ian Abercrombie also noted that McHardy, a former traffic cop who used to nick drunk drivers, would lose much of his pension because of his crime.
I remember seeing some where around 30% of police officers across the UK every year who resign or get sacked do so after been nicked for drink driving. I guess they do it thinking a flash of the warrant card will let them go. Just unlucky if they get the keen wanna be commissioner
I always make some frozen lollies from Jaegermeister, so I can dip them in my coffee an brandy as I trundle along in the middle lane at 47 and a half mph.
A lot safer than the cans of beer, a mate of my mates friend nearly broke a finger nail opening one of them and spilled it all over his Daily Sport as he was just about at the bottom of a slip road.