Don’t feed the troll 
i knocked the fosters on the head last christmas
the cans kept sliding and spilling over when i was going round the roundabouts
so i stick to a 2 litre bottle of frosty jack now per shift
its safer
Mods i assume you’ve given this guy a bollocking for trolling?
The correct answer here is “None”. 
Winseer:
The correct answer here is “None”.
We know that.
You lot are such amateurs i mean really .
Guinness in a Coke bottle is the way to go , you can get bottle holders for your hard hat and a straw for your gob .
It leaves your texting hand free … 
I prefer spirits to beer when I’m on duty as they take up less space which leaves more room for my bong. 
Winseer:
The correct answer here is “None”.
Correct…
I understand that:
Fosters Lager 440ml is 5%, therefore 2.2 units, times that by 4 equates to 8.8 units.
4 units is approx the maximum legal limit, though this varies for gender , size weight etc.
But 8.8 units is a safe bet to be over the limit.
For Gods sake why not wait until you have finished the shift and gone home, or walked to the pub.
Think of the children.
The expression “■■■■■■” seems appropriate.
Im writing all these tips down in my drivers book of scams …
4 cans of Fosters would knock me out for a couple of days… mind you there was a time 
Seriously, driving after 4 cans is totally irresponsible and I dont believe anyone with a vocational licence would admit to doing such a thing on a public forum, would they ?
Tiger.
Im going to have a guess some folk aint reading all this , dont know why … 
i had 4 cans of forsters once
i ended up on some hgv drivers forum
posting a load of ■■■■
Jack Daniel bottle on the floor with a straw job a goodun And it leaves one hand to play with my self with and other to eat my big mac 
Terrible troll attempt. I would have said I had a maximum of two cans “to say safe” and let the flaming begin … mind you, with some here you could have said you drank a bottle of vodka and they would have taken you seriously. With that in mind I rate your effort as 3/10 must try harder.
Your not alowed to have alcohol in your truck in the states so I have been drinking screen wash this week.
I drive better when I’m drunk 
HGV drivers should not drink any alcohol whilst driving their vehicles. I watched a programme on TV a few years ago when a MRS drivers was pulled in by the Police and he was found to be drinking a can of beer as he was driving, totally irresponsible.
georgeking:
HGV drivers should not drink any alcohol whilst driving their vehicles. I watched a programme on TV a few years ago when a MRS drivers was pulled in by the Police and he was found to be drinking a can of beer as he was driving, totally irresponsible.
Anyone else have a vision of a little old man wobbling down the road waving a walking stick shouting " I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE ".
Cor blimey chap pop a valium will you …
georgeking:
HGV drivers should not drink any alcohol whilst driving their vehicles. I watched a programme on TV a few years ago when a MRS drivers was pulled in by the Police and he was found to be drinking a can of beer as he was driving, totally irresponsible.
To be fair that guy was actually an alcoholic…
georgeking:
HGV drivers should not drink any alcohol whilst driving their vehicles. I watched a programme on TV a few years ago when a MRS drivers was pulled in by the Police and he was found to be drinking a can of beer as he was driving, totally irresponsible.
You mean this one youtube.com/watch?v=VcNduODA9R0