i dont see what all the fuss is about, 4 cans he said. not 4 hours of fosters.
i’d always knock back a few wee one’s before heading down the a75. it makes thing alot easier.
And don’t forget boys n girlz, hold your first wee in for as long as possible - you know it makes sense 
the maoster:
Sometimes, just sometimes the mask slips and you come across as litterate and intelligent at the same time.
Did you mean to say-
Sometimes, just sometimes the mask slips and you come across as litterate and intelligent at the same level as us
mickfly:
I always make some frozen lollies from Jaegermeister, so I can dip them in my coffee an brandy as I trundle along in the middle lane at 47 and a half mph.
frozen lollies are for puffs
Come on Micky Blue lets have your proffesonal opinion on this one
Boss & Driver:
the maoster:
Sometimes, just sometimes the mask slips and you come across as litterate and intelligent at the same time.Did you mean to say-
Sometimes, just sometimes the mask slips and you come across as litterate and intelligent at the same level as us
I didn’t, but I’ll take it. Ta muchly. 
Call yourselves professionals■■? I’m disgusted at the comments on here
only knuckled-draggers drink from the can or bottle, real pros use a Thermos mug, keeps the chill in.
MADBAZ:
Call yourselves professionals■■?only knuckled-draggers drink from the can or bottle, real pros use a Thermos mug, keeps the chill in.
Pleeeease tell me that the guys on here giving serious answers to the o.p. and comments on professionalism ARE joining in on the wind up…, if not you are only fuelling the public perception that all truckers are as thick as. 
anybody with half a brain and an iq of a pea would know that the answer is none, not one but none, nil, zero, zilch.
The op is a complete numpty.He and others that do it should know better.He cant say four cans isnt over the limit because he wouldnt know.Everytime you drink,alcohol effects you differently in the sense of how quick.Calls himself a professional i call him a ■■■■■■■■■ deserves to be caught and banged up. and never be able to drive full stop again
scotstrucker:
anybody with half a brain and an iq of a pea would know that the answer is none, not one but none, nil, zero, zilch.
Anybody with half a brain can see that the obvious troll is obvious. No need to feed him, he’s already full.
I hope this helps.
your either on a wind up …or an idiot…1 is 1 to many.!!! 
Did nobody see what I was getting at 4 posts back 
just knock it on the head ffs or should I start a thread asking if I should fry me brekkie at the same time as I shave when driving or do it one at a time and see who is daft enough to give me advice …incidentally I,ve found a dry shave is better as I sometimes get foam in my egg, especially at roundabouts
robroy:
:shock: Did nobody see what I was getting at 4 posts back
Yeah why not cook your fry up when your driving and shaving is ■■■■ easy why theres big mirrors on the truck 