Dozy TNUK’ resident comedian should step up and fill the comedy void left by Ronnie Corbet
its like a modern version of carry on trucking with our doze - the tv series would outperform ice road/ trucks and trailers by a mile, could you imagine the narrator - dozy lost a tank and cant be arsed to fill up if he runs out of fuel before getting to Tesco hundreds of people may die.
10 mins later - we have arrived at the store but a dot com van is in the way, this will be no problem as dozy will renovate the building whist complaining its not his fault.
tune in next time!
war1974:
he runs out of fuel before getting to Tesco hundreds of people may die.
That’ll end up being the big creamy mess in the back
dozy:
I’ve lost a diesel tank , took one off and replaced with a storage box ( why do they never consult the driver) , so it’s a pain in the ■■■ always needing fuel , so off on hol tomorrow so booted it down from Glasgow , couldn’t be assed to pull in for diesel , thought I’d be ok , but fuel light came up and no option but to push on as past last depot , so did 23 miles with light on , near bottom of red, anyone know exactly how far a scania will go once fuel light comes on for future ref , o/s tanks gone . Ta
can’t be a V8 or it wouldn’t have run properly, not many people know this; but there is a separate tank for each bank of cylinders, and if they are properly in tune both tanks empty at the exact same rate.