Sploom:
Do you ever ask your parents why they brought you into the world? Without your permission.
Yes,God wants us to behave in a certain way,but if you look at the commandements,they are rooted in love and are for our benefit.You complained that God never gave you a say in the matter.So whats wrong with the world God provided for you?
How would you change the commandements if you were in charge? Or would you just want a free for all…
This life is mainly troublesome isnt it,although there are joys of course.
Which one applies to you.
A God doesnt exist
B We have an evil God in charge of the universe
C God is infinitley good.
Me ,Im C
Ok I’ll.humour you, and address them in order…
(Don’t believe I’m doing this btw, is this all part of the process? …scratchy chin time.
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Will.I find myself shouting through the day randomly ''Praise the Lord ‘’ for no reason, like I’ve got some kind of religious Tourettes ?

Ok here goes.
Errrrŕ…NO !
Why tf would I discuss my conceivement with my 80 year old parents… that would be just inappropriate… not to mention ■■■■ weird. 
I don’t believe in any ‘god’,.the world was NOT created by any ‘god’,.gods are a fantasy devised through superstition, uncertainty and fear of death by primitive people of old, to give them hope,.and some kind of comfort.
But bizarrely this stuff is still believed by many gullible people in the modern world who are otherwise logical and balanced in most other subjects.
The commandments are part of the story put about to achieve the above…
In order for me to lead what I term as a life of good (by my OWN standards
) , I do not need to reference a book that was written thousands of years ago,.which is no longer applicable in a modern world, but which is frequently turned and adapted to ‘‘prove’’ points put about by the previously mentioned naive and gullible people who still believe all this clap trap today.
Of course I do not want a free for all,.a world without some element of law is an anarchy…what a ridiculous question, sorry it did not lead to the way you were trying to steer me,.as you people do. 
Which one applies to me?
See above.
Hope that helps, but sorry it has not worked,.still no sign of the Tourettes.
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Question for you.
Let’s imagine the New Tesrament was never written, devised happened nor invented…whichever term you choose.
So presumably you being a guy who feels the need to have a religion, you’d be up to your neck in the ancient Hebrew version or similar.
Then as a young lad your girlfriend tells you she’s pregnant 
But then you being a fanatical religious ‘‘no ■■■ before marriage’’ type thinks …‘‘Hang on a ■■■■ minute, we ain’t ever done the business yet, wtf’s going on here pet exactly’’■■
(You know where I’m going with this eh?
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She says…‘But it’s the son of God, I’ve been chosen,.we need to get in the Mondeo, get to hell out of here and meet some wise men, and an angel, but I may have to give birth in a garage as all the hotels are busy’'…
You know the rest.
So being a ‘man of God’…do you believe her as you hear her breathing a big sigh of relief and a ''Wow, thank ■■■■ ‘‘I’ve got out of that one’’ …coming from her as you leave the room to get packing.
Then as the kid grows up he does all this David Blaine/dynamo type stunts, and tells everybody he’s the son if God,.and everybody’s cool and happy, and your Mrs (Mary Sploom) can’t believe she got away with it.