Well B &D, what a good day you had at Asda.
I was inducted at Asda Bedford when on agency, decent enough blokes the trainers, drivers themselves when not training and they have a job to do and part of that job is to tell you how you do it the Asda way, bugger all wrong with that seeing as they are the customer and ultimately paying the wages.
Looking forward to the next thrilling instalment of '‘how to make yourself unemployable’.
Juddian:
Well B &D, what a good day you had at Asda.I was inducted at Asda Bedford when on agency, decent enough blokes the trainers, drivers themselves when not training and they have a job to do and part of that job is to tell you how you do it the Asda way, bugger all wrong with that seeing as they are the customer and ultimately paying the wages.
Looking forward to the next thrilling instalment of '‘how to make yourself unemployable’.
Boss & Driver:
So to be a profesional driver you need to be a good speller
seams I need to spell first and learn to reverse later to be a lorry driver
embrace it and do and say nothing and become one of them
A bit like nazisum
No to be a professional driver you have to be able to reverse but seeing as you like to argue the toss at interviews instead of keeping quiet and getting the job its doubtful you will ever be professional 
Juddian:
Well B &D, what a good day you had at Asda.I was inducted at Asda Bedford when on agency, decent enough blokes the trainers, drivers themselves when not training and they have a job to do and part of that job is to tell you how you do it the Asda way, bugger all wrong with that seeing as they are the customer and ultimately paying the wages.
I have herd some good reports about the ASDA bedford
But I done want to work for ASDA after that induction thank you
It was horible absalutly horible
Juddian:
Looking forward to the next thrilling instalment of '‘how to make yourself unemployable’.
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I have just come off the dole thank you
I have now discoved that I was black listed by the masonary agency mob of northamptonshire
Golf playing ■■■■■ nodding and winking and shacking hands on the gold cource on which drivers to black list but have not the decency to tell them to there faces
southern t#$t w!%#ers
Yorkysays:-:
You’re not English are you?
If our government is so ‘bad’ why don’t you go back to your own Country??
excuse me Im from [zb] bradford
Now ■■■■ off back to Ipswitch you southern [zb] [zb]
youre a rather complexed character....if you dont mind me saying so 
commonrail:
youre a rather complexed character....if you dont mind me saying so
The common rails are ■■■■ mate
even Bosch are saying so in there e cat that the common rail is not as fuel efficient as the DI
Boss & Driver:
Yorkysays:-:
You’re not English are you?
If our government is so ‘bad’ why don’t you go back to your own Country??excuse me Im from [zb] bradford
Now [zb] off back to Ipswitch you southern [zb] [zb]
[zb] bradford’, doh, racist thicko.
There’s no way you’re English, you’re Grammar and Spelling is bollox. You could be the thickest trucker around, ummmm 'spose that sounds about right.
Errrrrrr I’m in Ipswich (note the spelling, idiot) so how am I going to [zb] off back■■? ‘Southern’, did TomTom tell you that■■?
Be able to laugh at yourself when your ballsing it up, and don’t take it to heart cause we all have bad days reversing then other days u can do it blind folded remember we’ve all had to learn.
Cant this thread be locked and this muppet sent to Coventry? (Dont send him in a wagon though, he might kill someone)
Cheggy:
Cant this thread be locked and this muppet sent to Coventry? (Dont send him in a wagon though, he might kill someone)
Got to be someone posting rubbish Cheggy, no one could spell or construct sentences quite so badly, and yet manage to put a post on the missing child thread this morning with perfect spelling.
An interesting subject for a shrink, the usual suspect agency con men i can’t see doing dodgy handshakes with rolled up trouser legs at the Northampton Masonic Hall, makings of a good book sorting this troubled mind for the right analyst…
Juddian:
Cheggy:
Cant this thread be locked and this muppet sent to Coventry? (Dont send him in a wagon though, he might kill someone)Got to be someone posting rubbish Cheggy, no one could spell or construct sentences quite so badly, and yet manage to put a post on the missing child thread this morning with perfect spelling.
Nope, he still [zb] it up…
scantheman wrote:
Hope to god she’s found safe and well. I hate hearing of kids going missing.Al
well they have run away from home man
but when they get hungery they usually come back
I did say usually; well we hope usually on this occasion though and not the other
Cheggy:
Juddian:
Cheggy:
Cant this thread be locked and this muppet sent to Coventry? (Dont send him in a wagon though, he might kill someone)Got to be someone posting rubbish Cheggy, no one could spell or construct sentences quite so badly, and yet manage to put a post on the missing child thread this morning with perfect spelling.
Nope, he still [zb] it up…
scantheman wrote:
Hope to god she’s found safe and well. I hate hearing of kids going missing.Al
well they have run away from home man
but when they get hungery they usually come back
I did say usually; well we hope usually on this occasion though and not the other
Yep you’re right, it was understandable and i missed the speeling …the correct and unusual use of a semi colon (no not colonic you deviant lot thats something else entirely 
) makes me wonder.
i agree can trucknet not ban this ■■■ from the site?
probably some keyboard warrior in his bedroom never been near a truck!
I don’t think he should be banned from the forum. His posts are a source of much amusement during the troubled times we are living in at the moment. He does need to get his emotions under control though.
amusement maybe occasionally but every post is about some tragedy that isnt his fault!
or some guy who has a bad attitude despite the bloody obvious!
Juddian:
Yep you’re right, it was understandable and i missed the speeling
Well what a little profesonal trucker you are
I honk my horn off to you
war1974:
i agree can trucknet not ban this ■■■ from the site?probably some keyboard warrior in his bedroom never been near a truck!
excuse me Im the 13 yo (now 14 yo) famus Batista230 off of the europen forum
DieselDemon:
I don’t think he should be banned from the forum. His posts are a source of much amusement during the troubled times we are living in at the moment. He does need to get his emotions under control though.
I have been going on about it for over 10 years now
But back then people refused to belive what I said; that is that the ressesion would never happen
But do you know what the rely amusing thing about it is now; They still do
Mupis clowns galor
Have I told you the story about World War 3 yet
DieselDemon:
I don’t think he should be banned from the forum. His posts are a source of much amusement during the troubled times we are living in at the moment. He does need to get his emotions under control though.
This ^^^
B+d are you on drugs,if not get some asap
Got to admit it’s gripping, fellas.
B & D’s gonna tell us all about WW3.
All he’s got to do is wriggle one hand free out of the straight-jacket in his padded room and we’ll get his, er, views.
Upon reflection I’m beginning to agree with other posters - this guy cannot be for real - this has got to be a windup!!!