Well I like good old Tobybobs. He’s a bit of fun amongst the bitter miserable types this forum has too many of. Bertie sends his warmest regards.
toby1234abc:
Five years for tax evasion at Wakefield prison.Come and visit.
Don’t worry Toby we’ll send you a file with cake inside it. 
Bye Toby see you on here tomorrow
switchlogic:
Well I like good old Tobybobs. He’s a bit of fun amongst the bitter miserable types this forum has too many of.
Me too I think he’s a breath of fresh air.Sorely missed if he’s actually leaving or was it the apple juice talk again. 
I like toby`s posts as well. Random as its possible to be but generally make me smile.
JB:
I like toby`s posts as well. Random as its possible to be but generally make me smile.
Yes I agree jon another old member gone and those with the negative comments are those who post who I really couldn’t give a toss about but as said by others toby always raises a smile.
So long Tobester. It’s been entertaining fella, and unlike a few others you are EXACTLY the type of Guy I’d like to get sat next to in an RDC waiting room!
I missed the Herald by seven minutes due to a delay tipping at the boat house in Hereford.
Then fined by the Arab Vosa bods in Kuwait while delivering the Costa Concordia on 4 flat bed trailers.
On their weighbridge it came up as 12000 tons.
That may explain the excess fuel and my bonus gone for 5 years.I told the gaffer that an Ex Morrisons day cab would not be up for the long haul with no bunk in it.
He pipes up to say sleep under the stars.No night out money.
Told to ring in when tipped as got a reload in Hong Kong or Vietnam.
There is an oil rig to come back with.
He informs me i will be back by Christmas 2014.By that time the new tunnel or bridge from the UK to the Usa will be built.He putting five of us New York runs but we insist on being home by Friday night.
Fair play Tobester, enjoy yourself & best of luck. 
You can still post via mobile web you know, a ■■■■■■■■ diary of an uber Turkey tramper would be nice, let us know all your japes & shenanigans if you can, also if you add any more Mayor’s to your dinner list, if not you will be emotionally missed by me, fare thee well compadre. 
toby1234abc:
Five years for tax evasion at Wakefield prison.Come and visit.
Oi.
We’ve enough low life in Wakey if you don’t mind.
Ken.
toby1234abc:
Five years for tax evasion at Wakefield prison.Come and visit.
Good luck Toby mate, always enjoyed your random post’s
You wouldn’t be sent to HMP Wakefield for tax evasion though, more likely be HMP Ford (Open Prison), Wakefield is for very serious offender’s & ■■■ offender’s only 
So you really don’t want to be saying you are going there people might get the wrong idea about you
Regards
Dave Penn;
On a tangent; where’s Limey Phil?
Silver_Surfer:
On a tangent; where’s Limey Phil?
Wakefield prison maybe, he’s not been around lately.