newmercman:
Harry Monk:
No, it wouldn’t be. That’s what I’m saying. It wouldn’t be right to deduct the cost of the wasted diesel from a traffic clerk’s wages if he made a mistake and equally it isn’t right to deduct losses from a driver’s wages if he makes a mistake.
Ok, let’s look at this from a diferent perspective.
A professional driver is someone that is paid to perform a job.
That job is to collect stuff at point A and deliver it to point B in a professional manner, which includes not demolishing anything along the way, so if the driver does mangle the lorry during the course of the day’s work, then they have not done the whole job of being a professional lorry driver, so do they deserve to be paid for it 
So, I still agree with NMM’s bonus scheme, but I would change it slightly. A mirror is around 100 quid? I don’t know, a ball park figure, so if you broke a mirror, you’ve lost your bonus for 2 weeks (mirror paid for, wages not touched = win win), you break a headlight costing £150? Again, no idea, you’ve lost it for 3 weeks.
Have a maximum of say a month for a real balls up so there’s still incentive for them to stay, otherwise I think they’d jump ship before you’ve had your bonus money off them lol.
As you said, 3 times and you’re on a final written, learn to drive or ■■■■ off flipping burgers.
I disagree with what you said about the lad ‘putting himself where people can hit him’ though NMM, I drove busses on service routes, and the amount of times the bus was hit whilst stationary, at a bus stop, sometimes had been there a good length of time too.
The other side of the coin, you start touching a drivers wages, he starts driving agressively due to being ■■■■■■ off, fuel disappears at an alarming rate, tyres being worn, risk of accident increases etc.
I know by driving like a tart, I can usually get around 10mpg out of the Merc’s at our place (according to the computer), when in a rush though it’s down to 8ish, average since the truck was new is 7.7mpg. So, the difference on 1 day of 10mpg and 7.7mpg is 2.3mpg, average day for me is around 350 miles now I’m on days. 350 / 10mpg = 35 gallons, 350 / 7.7 = 45 gallons. And that’s comparing driving sedately to driving averagely. I wonder what mpg’s it does when drove in anger? 5mpg??
10 gallons average days savings for me driving the merc on a couple of days this week (usually have the volvo and the computer is in km / l ■■) compared to it’s average according to the computer is around 50 quid a day saving based on a fiver per gallon - again no idea what firms pay.
Take it the other way, 5mpg vs 7.7 would be a 50 quid per day extra cost, 5mpg vs 10mpg would be a hundred quid a day extra cost…
As a driver, we’re responsible, not just for the safe driving, but also the efficient and economical too, both on the fuel and the mechanics of the truck, but a ■■■■■■ off driving would cost a fortune in my opinion and that would be counter productive.