Friday night caption time (snobart tossco thread)

holliefabbabe:

enjoy your pay rise lads. instead of peanuts you now get vegetables

Is it a trailer ( :unamused: :unamused: ) for Stobbies next T.V. programme ? :blush: Its called " Supermarket Sweep ". :grimacing: :grimacing:

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

holliefabbabe:

Looking at the length that trail, it must of been a Fanni in a Scanni. V8 too!

I see H&S have made all vegetables wear hi-viz.

chester:
I see H&S have made all vegetables wear hi-viz.

Quality :smiley:

‘Every Lidl helps’

chester:
I see H&S have made all vegetables wear hi-viz.

They’d have to change their jackets from Orange to Fluorescent Pink then… :laughing: :laughing:

“You can’t get in without a jacket!”“Nice try son…”

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holliefabbabe:

Mark Di-ck-son has the truckers worst nightmare… A BLINDSIDE REVERSE with a twist, he has to be bang on to scoop all the load up with a new state of the art walking floor tail lift

kindle530:
Another stobart caption competition…
Co-op Ipswich last year, a stobart pulled off the bay and couldnt shut his door.
How many stobart drivers does it take to shut a trailer door?
After 5 mins the answer is none, the bloke in green flouro jacket did it cos he wanted to get out but stobart had blocked the entrance/exit. :unamused:
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Man shutting door: I can shut this and hide a spud in my mouth at the same time! Every little helps! :laughing: