Friday night caption time (snobart tossco thread)

caption to the pictures folks
mine - every crate, every punnet, every lost box helps


As said on the trailer: “You shop - We drop”

" Every…empty shopping trolley to report here, NOW,…helps "

Whenever there’s an accident , there’s always plenty of people in high vizs available to attend and look. Whenever you actually need someone to do something for you, they’re always busy and can’t be found.

Thats my caption.

“Leave 'em in the drivers sweatbox, save filling the skip” …

Bing Bong…this is a staff announcement, can the in store cleaner please report to bay 29, spillage!

Shame the TV program wasn’t filming. The narrator would cream his pants at the fact something’s actually gone wrong.

Guessing thats Donny?

So Tesco loaders doing their usual amazing job of load strapping then…

Agency driver demolished a load whilst shunting

VOSA starts to clamp down on insecure loads

thats just spuddy great. That yard looks a little tatty.

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!

On that day, not one ■■■■ was given.


If we put the stuff back in the boxes do you think they’ll notice in the store?

Bloody typical…No point feeding the horses up anymore with these, that burger scam has been rumbled !

Trailer seems to be pointing up. Probably a shunter, seen similar happen before, just boxes though. Our shunters are loonies so it’s easy done when you floor it with the back door open and the loaders ain’t closed the back up.

Terry T:
Trailer seems to be pointing up. Probably a shunter, seen similar happen before, just boxes though. Our shunters are loonies so it’s easy done when you floor it with the back door open and the loaders ain’t closed the back up.

Agent Terry T

Shhhss you will blow your cover!!!
We don’t want good credible facts on what may have happened!
That is not how we work on here! We like wild assumptions and finger pointing, if photos are added of the accused guilty party "usally an agency driver " then it gives us more to go on to conclude our wildfire investigations within the Trucknet CSI witch hunts. :wink:

Mike-C:
…Whenever you actually need someone to do something for you, they’re always busy and can’t be found…

Reminds me of having to do a reverse in Sellafield, where they have/had a whole-site “no reversing without a banksman” policy. No-one around for miles. Within seconds of engaging bottom left and unleashing “beep-beep-beep”, rent-a-crowd turns up. It’s like magic!

Stanley Knife:

If we put the stuff back in the boxes do you think they’ll notice in the store?

Unlikely, one supermarket backdoor guy proffered me their sick/dog ■■■ shovel in a similar incident when some crates of grapes came off the tail-lift.

“■■■■ - You’re a full timer, so we can’t get rid of you, and replace you with someone cheaper…”

Since the back door is open, and the shutter hasn’t been stoved through by loose cages hitting the back, I’m thinking this is a drive-off here. Is it Donny as well? :confused: