Winseer:
Since the back door is open, and the shutter hasn’t been stoved through by loose cages hitting the back, I’m thinking this is a drive-off here. Is it Donny as well?
If its the same as where I am, and it was loaded on a decker bay, then the ■■■■ loading it probably couldn’t be arsed to close the door 
He’d probably for gotten his sat nav and thought he’d lay a trail so he could retrace his steps?
“Unexpected items in the unloading bay”
It made the Supervisors cry to see all those onions on the floor
That’s what trucker means when he refers to 'rolling starts’.
But boss, you said it was a self tip DC
Tesco’s new Quick Drop System ‘DROP N DRIVE’ 
Took the idea from Morrisons (literaly 
)
Bald bloke at the back “Well ! that didn’t go to plan !” 
Hands in pockets "I’ll just Magic it back onto the pallets, using my super ‘Stobbie Mind Levitating Technique’ " 
Another stobart caption competition…
Co-op Ipswich last year, a stobart pulled off the bay and couldnt shut his door.
How many stobart drivers does it take to shut a trailer door?
After 5 mins the answer is none, the bloke in green flouro jacket did it cos he wanted to get out but stobart had blocked the entrance/exit.
kindle530:
Another stobart caption competition…
Co-op Ipswich last year, a stobart pulled off the bay and couldnt shut his door.
How many stobart drivers does it take to shut a trailer door?
After 5 mins the answer is none, the bloke in green flouro jacket did it cos he wanted to get out but stobart had blocked the entrance/exit.
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looks yellow to me
HTH
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Man on left say’s-
Ok Bert ! You let the Illegal Immigrant out & I’ll crack him on the head with my ‘Drivers Equalizer’
Driver-Once-More:
looks yellow to meHTH
looks green to me
HTH
Good to see drivers sticking together FFS.
Baldie: “Dave Smith is today’s ‘Boy’. Watch me ■■■■ this yella guy out of the way with a deft outswing of this door, and catch the boy out with a facefulladoor…”
Lofty: “Teehee… Race ya up the dual link road later!”
Yella: Hey! I heard that! - Whya calling him “The Boy” anyways? - He’s over 50!
Baldie: That makes him the youngest driver for miles around! - I rest my case 
holliefabbabe:
“Thats the ‘what can go wrong’ photo done, now for the right way to do it!”
We drop you shop
holliefabbabe:
caption to the pictures folks
mine - every crate, every punnet, every lost box helps
“■■■■■■■ wharehouse staff,what a load of ■■■■■”
“nah…look like granny smiths,to me dave”
big chubby bald stobby driver dreaming about a pan of stew with them onions in.
roughyed:
“Unexpected items in the unloading bay”
Imagine how much money RDC’s could save if they actually salvaged that lot… Ok, some of that is going to be a bit gritty having been on the floor, but chances are they’ll sweep the whole lot up, and throw it away regardless… As “Salvage” you might get 20p in the pound on it - just flog it off to the staff instead of cartel the damned prices all the time!
We’ve got “Human Rights Advisors” and “Compliance Officers” and other such paper-wasting bullcrap jobs out there… Why not “Professional waste management in-house”? 
“Do you eat roadkill?”
m1cks:
Shame the TV program wasn’t filming. The narrator would cream his pants at the fact something’s actually gone wrong.
lol and mark dixon would be screaming at cameraman to turn off the cameras haha !!
