switchlogic:
I think this particular law catches out the most people, the difference between break and rest. Davie starts off saying I’m speaking [zb], which I often am but not in this case, then changes tack when I prove what I said to him was accurate and instead decided to try and make recuperation the issue 
Any other made up laws you hear often?
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“It is against the law to smoke in this vehicle”
Anyone ever heard of someone being busted, or even fined for smoking in their cab?
“It is against the law to drive down this street not marked with any such prohibition signs for your size vehicle” If the management/union don’t like you, you’re in the crap all the time. If they do like you - you can get away with anything at any time, forever.
“It is against the law to break company rules”. In the event of a conflict of interest, common sense only applies if you pay your own fines (for letting an ambulance pass you by pulling into a “at any time” bus lane)
Anyone else been told you “broke the law being off-route” when all such routes were perfectly legal?
“It is a sackable offence to politically offend either the Union, any manager (especially acting managers that are also in the union) or to admit you don’t vote Labour or Libdem in plain sight. This is considered trolling your fellow workers, and anti-trolling legislation will be used where appropriate. Usually, a dismissal without appeal gets you off that latter charge being elevated any further.”
There, we embark on the world of “Unspoken Laws” also known as “Unspeakable Laws”.
“Elevator” - (American English) “Lift”.
“Elevator” - (Buzzword English) “Being in the crap at a higher level than this HR’s paygrade”.
“Free to dispose of your time”
Except where you must never…
Make money external to your employment (unless it’s Ebay and you’re non-white)
Commit any crime as defined by company rules, rather than laws of the land
Drink whilst at the wheel, even soft drinks (unless it’s smoking, even ‘against the law’ smoking)
Using your Iphone for anything you’d normally do in your spare time, such as have a punt
Personally, I reckon it should be against the law to interrupt a driver on their break - ever.
Even plod will “move you along” though, if you’re stuck for parking space at a MSA for example, and end up parking on the sliproad!
I look forward to the time when laws are vigourously enforced against:
Taking payments in Euros whilst in possession of your truck full of diesel
Uploading videos below 480p grade to the internet
leaving your motorway at an exit marked “7.5t prohibited except for local deliveries”.
Animals brought from the continent of Europe must be quarantined for six months, unless you are Ukrainian, in which case you can get that Tollwut Dog through “fast tracked”, courtesy of Boris Johnson’s campaign to “Make Nazism Great Again” around the world as it stands…