Follow on from "you're not a proper trucker till"

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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  1. Until you’ve had an Itie trucker for no apparent reason carve you up and slam them on in front of you :smiling_imp:

‘Crazytrucker’

142

  1. Until you’ve driven 6 different makes of truck, with 6 different gearboxes, for 6 different companies, with 6 different types of load, and 6 different destinations across the UK, in one week, then been told by some Idiot who has only worked for one company driving one truck on one route for the last 10 years that you’re “not a proper trucker who can’t hold a job” just because you happen to prefer the freedom that agency work gives you!

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truckerjon:
130) Until you’ve driven 6 different makes of truck, with 6 different gearboxes, for 6 different companies, with 6 different types of load, and 6 different destinations across the UK, in one week, then been told by some Idiot who has only worked for one company driving one truck on one route for the last 10 years that you’re “not a proper trucker who can’t hold a job” just because you happen to prefer the freedom that agency work gives you!

Agreed! These O/Ds are a bit of a simple bunch though so it’s to be expected that they don’t think things through before opening their gobs.

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Okay it’s INTERMISSION time.

globby 480:
a agency driver taking home a grand a week!!! i was doing a fair bit more than that special k working for knowles containers in 2002/05 in fact it was a lot more than that so yet again you talk crap make no wonder you cant even afford the hole in the middle of the polo mint
only drivers what cant drive very good or cant hold a job down go with agencys which both seem to apply to you!!!
but then again you aint a proper trucker so you shouldnt be answering on this thread

My apologies for the rudeness, but some things have to be said. Mr Globby - you are a ■■■.

INTERMISSION over. Let the thread continue.

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  1. Untill you can pish in a bottle, doing 59MPH without getting your hands wet :grimacing:

146
  1. Until you’ll go to the company to fill the application form, and when you are half way down home, they phone you and ask if you can start tomorow (I am boasting about my today’s adventures!)
147
  1. You used the truck when a driver was on holiday and ate any food you dropped on the seat whilst driving, and later found out that he also pished in a bottle.
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globby 480:

Rob K:
92. You’re not a proper trucker until you’ve been an agency driver and taken home a grand for a weeks work. :grimacing:

a agency driver taking home a grand a week!!! i was doing a fair bit more than that special k working for knowles containers in 2002/05 in fact it was a lot more than that so yet again you talk crap make no wonder you cant even afford the hole in the middle of the polo mint
only drivers what cant drive very good or cant hold a job down go with agencys which both seem to apply to you!!!
but then again you aint a proper trucker so you shouldnt be answering on this thread

134 Until you 've met a container driver with a sense of humour! :wink: :grimacing:

149

  1. Keeping yourself awake by giving yourself a chock. (Munich used to be 5.5 chocks away :grimacing: :grimacing: )

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137 Until you have backed into the governers new Range Rover twice

151

  1. You have skin thicker than many Security Gate Guard’s’ displayed IQ

152
  1. Until you´ve threatened to abandon an obnoxious teen-aged drivers ‘mate’ at the next junction of the M25 if he changes the radio to drum and base one more time without asking. Then when he can´t live without one of his noxious roll-ups make him run along-side puffing away on one whilst you creep forward in traffic on Harpenden high street. :smiley: :smiley:

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153
  1. you’ve told another driver what the those new blue lights, he’s so proud of, symbolise :laughing: .
    and yes I know Coffee started it. LOL
    141…
154
  1. You’ve got into your car after a shift and tried to put your Digi Card into your car sunvisor
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142: You’ve got into your manual car after a week in a Auto Truck and stalled it 4 times before you get home :blush:

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Your stomach is that big it rubs on the steering wheel and your out of breath just climbing into the cab. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: . Judging by people I have seen recently!!! no offence to anyone thou.

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C-Kay:
141. You’ve got into your car after a shift and tried to put your Digi Card into your car sunvisor

I did worse… I’ve been driving on the motorway and wanted to put 8th gear… Or at least sixth…

The problem is, In my car “right and towards yourself” is reverse gear… Luckily apart of a small noise nothing really happened :slight_smile:

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  1. gone to change up to high range in your car !!