117: allowed a loaded 40 ft container to be loaded on to trailer back to front, and left the dock.
118: …
- Pushed a cage full of yoghurt’s off the back end of a tail lift at full height outside a CO-OP,whilst on your first day with the company, and when you see the look of horror on the store staff’s face when the cage crashes down casually ask “is that not how the other driver does it”
119…
- Pulled out of bucurest towncenter early hours of the morning mounted the curb due to ill thought out roadworks and managed to catch the front of the box on overhead cables and then procedded 1/2 mile down the street ripping the cables from the posts all the while wondering what that strange noise was
This thread seems to be turning into a ‘this is what happened to me last Friday’ rather than staying on topic… 
You are not verey well with tummy upset and have to cut your underpants off in an emergancy,after trying to drive stood up until you can park up to remave the said soiled pants.One would have had a day off if one worked for the council ect ect
You know the Albanian for ‘get out the back of my truck’
Rob K:
This thread seems to be turning into a ‘this is what happened to me last Friday’ rather than staying on topic…
it was about 2 years ago actually lol
Life’s a Gas:
84 Driven half way across the country with your tail lift covering all your back lights.120…tipped bread at Waitrose Bracknell,reloaded empty baskets,strappred them up then drove all the way back to Banbury with your rear roller shutter door up and wondered why other drivers are blowing their horns at you
121…
- Got whiplash after reversing on to a bay in your new truck that is identical to your last one other than the fact it’s 4 foot shorter!
122…
122… You know the name of the pretty blonde customs girl at Calais
123…
124… until you can claim to have slept on the seats, a scaffoldboard or a bookshelf in a bedford tk
125… or some other poppycock 
Rob K:
This thread seems to be turning into a ‘this is what happened to me last Friday’ rather than staying on topic…
more like “confessions of a truck driver” be careful what you write folks
chris:
Rob K:
This thread seems to be turning into a ‘this is what happened to me last Friday’ rather than staying on topic…more like “confessions of a truck driver” be careful what you write folks
Can’t do me, all my ‘crimes’ were committed years ago, what’s that term the legal eagles use for when a ‘crime’ is committed years ago 
Besides, I’m crazy 
Deny everything, deny, deny…
‘Crazytrucker’
Not as crazy as all that
126 : followed a mate to a firm both load up with sand for a golf course in somerset, proceed down there arrive both tip 29ish tonne each of sand at said golf course to then realise 1 of you had to tip at another golf course half a mile away !!
- Got stuck up a hill in the North East when it was snowing in a Magnum and ringing your boss to be told “you watch Ice road trucker’s, deal with it!!”, then it hits you that they didn’t go up hills that steep!! Then ringing the police and ask them to shut the road so you can reverse down!!
- Forgot where you are and stepped backwards off a trailer landing on your ■■■ and cracking your coccyx.
Once saw 4 reject trollies of Dutch plants in the UK warehouse which I grabbed & flogged cheap to a mate in the trade .When I went to pay for them next day the Dutch guvnor told informed me they were fresh goods & were waiting to be delivered to USAF bases in UK .
You have bribed a German fork truck driver with a packet of Walkers German Bratworst sausage flavour crisps .!!
Rob K:
92. You’re not a proper trucker until you’ve been an agency driver and taken home a grand for a weeks work.
a agency driver taking home a grand a week!!! i was doing a fair bit more than that special k working for knowles containers in 2002/05 in fact it was a lot more than that so yet again you talk crap make no wonder you cant even afford the hole in the middle of the polo mint
only drivers what cant drive very good or cant hold a job down go with agencys which both seem to apply to you!!!
but then again you aint a proper trucker so you shouldnt be answering on this thread
globby 480:
a agency driver taking home a grand a week!!! i was doing a fair bit more than that special k working for knowles containers in 2002/05 in fact it was a lot more than that so yet again you talk crap make no wonder you cant even afford the hole in the middle of the polo mint
only drivers what cant drive very good or cant hold a job down go with agencys which both seem to apply to you!!!
but then again you aint a proper trucker so you shouldnt be answering on this thread
And now in English Globby?