train or ferry / driving on the other side of road / parking etc , ta
Oh my life…what an adventure this will be 
Just to add dozy,They don’t drive on the other side of the road in Scotland pal
Doubt if they’ll send you to do direct delivery (especially you!), you’ll probably tranship it into a carrier- Streamline Shipping or somebody like that
Sometimes dozy, I get the feeling youre not even trying anymore
Definitely not home Friday,
There’s a steak dinner going in Grantham on Friday night, wheres dipper going to be on Friday night. 
I agree with…
The-Snowman, a very poor effort from Eddies poodle.
dozy:
train or ferry / driving on the other side of road / parking etc , ta
You must ask planners about ferry/train.i think there no illegal migrant.
Andrejs:
dozy:
train or ferry / driving on the other side of road / parking etc , taYou must ask planners about ferry/train.i think there no illegal migrant.
Willkome to muy ■■■■■■■■■■
Thank you please!!!
I tried to sneak a variable spelling of the word “country” passed the automated totalitarism and appear to have failed.
I humbly beg for your forgiveness.
I used to do jewsons in Kirkwall every couple of months. I used the gills bay to st Margaret’s hope crossing using pentland ferries. Lovely run which I still miss. No dozy, they don’t drive on the ‘wrong’ side of the road [emoji23]
Just to add, reversing onto the the catamaran at low tide was ‘interesting’! They used to have to put bits of timber under the wheels so the under run bar didn’t bottom out on the deck from the ramp [emoji23]
Do I need to move this to the euro drivers board? They could give you some tips on the Routiers
I hope there’s plenty of lay-bys in Orkney coz I doubt Mrs Dopey will be able to pick him up on Friday night
Just park in the middle of one of the Churchill barriers [emoji23]
Thought you had experience of ‘Going over the water’ doze
I’ve seen loads of Stobbies on The Woolwich Ferry.
Nevermind about trains, ferries, parking, or driving. That drop is handball mate, and there’s nobody there to help you.
Be thankful it’s only 14 tons, and not 28.
Cream, my son , cream!
I love it up there. From Inverness up, it’s spectacular, and Orkney is an amazing place.
If you want to be home for your tea , and the football I’ll swap with you at Carlisle.
I’ve done odd jobs for Allans over the years. Nice people.
You jammy sod, I’ve always dreamed of doing international work.
Don’t forget your little yellow triangles to dip your headlights the other way, GB sticker for the back door, and money or ■■■■ to bribe the authorities (get the ■■■■ while you’re in the duty free shop)… and if you’ve got the time put a TIR plate on the front grille then you’ll be like a truckin’ God when you call into a truck stop.
Rentadent:
You jammy sod, I’ve always dreamed of doing international work.
Don’t forget your little yellow triangles to dip your headlights the other way, GB sticker for the back door, and money or ■■■■ to bribe the authorities (get the ■■■■ while you’re in the duty free shop)… and if you’ve got the time put a TIR plate on the front grille then you’ll be like a truckin’ God when you call into a truck stop.
Shame you couldn’t take that film crew with you that like stalking the green monsters, I reackon you’d get record viewing figures & be great entertainment. Dixon ain’t got ■■■■ on dozy!!