dbk23:
Shame you couldn’t take that film crew with you that like stalking the green monsters, I reackon you’d get record viewing figures & be great entertainment. Dixon ain’t got [zb] on dozy!!
Can you imagine…
“It’s 8am Wednesday,dozy’s on the phone to his planner telling him he wants to be home on Friday without fail… there is a disturbance on the line with what can only be described as intense laughter from the planners end…”
once again of it wasnt a complete fantasy of a post in the 1st place… 
robroy:
Thought you had experience of ‘Going over the water’ doze
I’ve seen loads of Stobbies on The Woolwich Ferry.
Rob,
It is the Woolworth Ferry!
Well it’s not Kazakhstan but it’s a start ………However we all started somewhere short like Belgium
so my small advice is…
To do a changeover at Carlise before you find your planner dating your wife while you wait for a non-existant reload from the Faroe isles or Iceland .
And if by the remotest chance you actually do ship out,remember it’s the haggis mating season and a punishable offence by death or worse to run one over,
Good Luck Mr.Dopy
I’m guessing this will roll on for 10 pages at least.
xichrisxi:
dbk23:
Shame you couldn’t take that film crew with you that like stalking the green monsters, I reackon you’d get record viewing figures & be great entertainment. Dixon ain’t got [zb] on dozy!!Can you imagine…
“It’s 8am Wednesday,dozy’s on the phone to his planner telling him he wants to be home on Friday without fail… there is a disturbance on the line with what can only be described as intense laughter from the planners end…”
The possibility’s for different shows is endless - Stobarts trucks & trailers, when things go wrong, trucking disasters, etc etc, it’d be a directors dream - then too top it off they could film dozy going home to find Mrs dozy taking part in the seven year switch show with 6”6 Idris from Nigeria…
Ady, I will post you a dash cam for FREE to record all of this trip…We will make a fortune from the rights to the video.
■■■■ me lads this would be epic to see especially if we have a driver cam too!
Another camera is for Dipper as the pervy films he could make in Grantham after the Friday steak will be equally epic for other audiences.
Oh Dozy please say it’s true !
dbk23:
Shame you couldn’t take that film crew with you that like stalking the green monsters, I reackon you’d get record viewing figures & be great entertainment. Dixon ain’t got [zb] on dozy!!
Whatever happened to that prat Dixon?
bobbya:
dbk23:
Shame you couldn’t take that film crew with you that like stalking the green monsters, I reackon you’d get record viewing figures & be great entertainment. Dixon ain’t got [zb] on dozy!!Whatever happened to that prat Dixon?
Let driving altogether and now works for a driver recruitment agency…
xichrisxi:
bobbya:
dbk23:
Shame you couldn’t take that film crew with you that like stalking the green monsters, I reackon you’d get record viewing figures & be great entertainment. Dixon ain’t got [zb] on dozy!!Whatever happened to that prat Dixon?
Let driving altogether and now works for a driver recruitment agency…
Oh dear,what a loss to this great industry.
pete smith:
robroy:
Thought you had experience of ‘Going over the water’ doze
I’ve seen loads of Stobbies on The Woolwich Ferry.Rob,
It is the Woolworth Ferry!
Lol, I hope you are being sarcastic in that reply with the Woolworth ferry … Walworth is no where near the woolwich ferry
Iirc it was actually the Woolworth fairy.
the maoster:
Iirc it was actually the Woolworth fairy.
That was that mincing old forkie over at Rugby.
the maoster:
Iirc it was actually the Woolworth fairy.
Cheer’s Maoster, he did say the Woolworth Fairy 
pete smith:
robroy:
Thought you had experience of ‘Going over the water’ doze
I’ve seen loads of Stobbies on The Woolwich Ferry.Rob,
It is the Woolworth Ferry!
Woolworth Fairy 
Where’s Dozy, lost on a Scottish island on this lovely Friday eve ? Or eating steak at home.
The waiting for an answer from Dozy himself is unbearable…well perhaps not but I could do with a laugh.
3 wheeler:
Where’s Dozy, lost on a Scottish island on this lovely Friday eve ? Or eating steak at home.
The waiting for an answer from Dozy himself is unbearable…well perhaps not but I could do with a laugh.
I predict a post very shortly announcing that he’s at Wetherby out of hours.
3 wheeler:
Where’s Dozy, lost on a Scottish island on this lovely Friday eve ? Or eating steak at home.
The waiting for an answer from Dozy himself is unbearable…well perhaps not but I could do with a laugh.
Well dozy can’t be at home I just had a lovely steak just been offered to hang a couple of curtains buy not good at diy.
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I’m sure he posted earlier that he is taking the long suffering wife on a romantic weekend to that lovely romantic city they call Bristol.Bet she’ll be overjoyed when she finds out.
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Maybe he’s stuck at customs no one told him he had to change English money to Scottish notes to get “over the water” lol 