for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.
im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ? 
Surely everybody is doing there banking online
These days
Have you noticed of late that we no longer hear about the daily stabbings, rapes, jihadis, paedos @ CenterParcs, and other crimes of which we were so concerned just a few weeks ago now? 
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?
Are you seeking our approval and permission, DD ? 
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?
Let me know your plan, if I like it, I may be interested. 
Dammit, Iāve forgot,ā¦ there are one or two on here who are too ā ā ā ā friendly with the Old Bill, having them on speed dial. 
robroy:
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?Let me know your plan, if I like it, I may be interested.
Dammit, Iāve forgot,ā¦ there are one or two on here who are too [zb] friendly with the Old Bill, having them on speed dial.
True. Youāve got more chance of being grassed up for leaving your house than you have for robbing a bank.
R420:
robroy:
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?Let me know your plan, if I like it, I may be interested.
Dammit, Iāve forgot,ā¦ there are one or two on here who are too [zb] friendly with the Old Bill, having them on speed dial.
True. Youāve got more chance of being grassed up for leaving your house than you have for robbing a bank.
Think I mentioned this on another thread.
Watching a question session with Michael Gove on tv, people were asking questions on best way to deal with all this,.and important stuff about health etc, then this prick rocks up asking ā¦āI was out walking my dog on my allotted once a day excercise session, where I noticed 4 people congregating in the park, and not adhering to the safe distance rule, do I report them, and which one of the authorities do I contactāā ā¦or words to that effect.
Donāt you just love the British public eh?
If DD is recruiting, he should look no further than Trucknet members.
We could have dozy as lookout, we need somebody to stay awake (despite the name ) and heās used to sleepless nights out hungry in lay bys being rocked to death, so that should be easy enough for him.
Beaver could supply the disguises, out of his numerous uniforms from all his old jobs.
Maoster could be get away driver, heās a bit of a fearless speed freak type, being an ex bike racer, so he could adapt it to 4 wheelsā¦(note as long as we manage to keep him off the Budweiser.)
Carryfast could be a decoy and keep the bank staff talking with his political theories until we storm in mob handed.
Anybody handy with a sawn off shooter or good at blagging safes ? (You can tell I still watch old Sweeney episodes eh? )
Winseer:
paedos @ CenterParcs
You wouldnāt have heard about that in the mainstream even before all this
youtu.be/MJlutxY4f50
robroy:
R420:
robroy:
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?Let me know your plan, if I like it, I may be interested.
Dammit, Iāve forgot,ā¦ there are one or two on here who are too [zb] friendly with the Old Bill, having them on speed dial.
True. Youāve got more chance of being grassed up for leaving your house than you have for robbing a bank.
Think I mentioned this on another thread.
Watching a question session with Michael Gove on tv, people were asking questions on best way to deal with all this,.and important stuff about health etc, then this prick rocks up asking ā¦āI was out walking my dog on my allotted once a day excercise session, where I noticed 4 people congregating in the park, and not adhering to the safe distance rule, do I report them, and which one of the authorities do I contactāā ā¦or words to that effect.
Donāt you just love the British public eh?
Yep, the hypocrisy is outstanding. Everyone is playing at the virtue signalling and white knighting.
Iām convinced that this is all cover for a more major āUpheavalā to follow.
With a bit of luck, that āUpheavalā will bring about more good than harm, except for those who refuse to go along with it, of courseā¦ Not the Hoax, but rather the fruits of the upheaval itself.
In five years time - I can see a senario where key workers are on Railway worker style contracts, for startersā¦
Limited in Hours to 40 per week. No more āBasic contractsā allowed with MORE than 40 hours.
VERY high hourly rates for ZHC to compensate for the risk of irregular work.
Overtime in the form of an extra 10 hour shift ONLY - no extra for merely āover-runningā.
Our roads cleared of non-essntial traffic for proper commerce to take place without being hampered in traffic by 4x4 owners, road tax dodgers, and others that really donāt need to be there in that vehicle getting in the way of commercial activity. Every driver in a private vehicle on their own - do they REALLY have an all-important trip to be making? - I doubt it very much, for the vast majority of them.
People āNot doing their bitā staying under curfew, ongoinglyā¦
Those whoāve already lost their jobs effectively, had better not be holding their breath getting them back.
Only basic commerce - will be getting those jobs back. Road transport - is part of the core economy, so there is a light at the end of the tunnel for Haulage - right up until the time that Star Trek Transporters are invented imo
Office Pen-pushers? - If youāre not working from home successfully by this point, then you never will be - and will soon be let go.
āBeing able to drive the Internetā will become as important a social skill as āLearning how to Cookā or āLearning how to Driveāā¦
Thing is folks - most of the trailing paragraphs Iāve listed above - are already well under way now.
R420:
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?Are you seeking our approval and permission, DD ?
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attempting to not let winseer divert this thread into another political waffle,
then it would just make my world complete if some switched on hooligans started a crime wave by robbing banks dressed in burkas to the extent they were banned at least in the same way as going into a bank with a balaclava or crash helmet are as a prelude to banning them completely. 
robroy:
If DD is recruiting, he should look no further than Trucknet members.We could have dozy as lookout, we need somebody to stay awake (despite the name
Beaver could supply the disguises, out of his numerous uniforms from all his old jobs.
Maoster could be get away driver, heās a bit of a fearless speed freak type, being an ex bike racer, so he could adapt it to 4 wheelsā¦(note as long as we manage to keep him off the Budweiser.)
Carryfast could be a decoy and keep the bank staff talking with his political theories until we storm in mob handed.
Anybody handy with a sawn off shooter or good at blagging safes ? (You can tell I still watch old Sweeney episodes eh?
If you want to go old skool blagging, wif a couple of likely villians, make sure your car of choice is a Triumph 2.5pi, because in real world it would piddly all over a 3.0L Granada, but be careful as jakey is a bit of a snake,
biggriffin:
robroy:
If DD is recruiting, he should look no further than Trucknet members.We could have dozy as lookout, we need somebody to stay awake (despite the name
Beaver could supply the disguises, out of his numerous uniforms from all his old jobs.
Maoster could be get away driver, heās a bit of a fearless speed freak type, being an ex bike racer, so he could adapt it to 4 wheelsā¦(note as long as we manage to keep him off the Budweiser.)
Carryfast could be a decoy and keep the bank staff talking with his political theories until we storm in mob handed.
Anybody handy with a sawn off shooter or good at blagging safes ? (You can tell I still watch old Sweeney episodes eh?
If you want to go old skool blagging, wif a couple of likely villians, make sure your car of choice is a Triumph 2.5pi, because in real world it would piddly all over a 3.0L Granada, but be careful as jakey is a bit of a snake,
Nah the standard villains motor was the Mk 2 Jag mate.
My Father in law used to have a pristine one in red, and was always suited and booted.
Heād have been up for a bank blag I reckon.
I always had him down as a member of the Dutch Mafia, with Ronnie and Reggie on his xmas card listā¦heād have Jakey floating in the Amsterdam canals if he gave him any grief.
robroy:
If DD is recruiting, he should look no further than Trucknet members.We could have dozy as lookout, we need somebody to stay awake (despite the name
Beaver could supply the disguises, out of his numerous uniforms from all his old jobs.
Maoster could be get away driver, heās a bit of a fearless speed freak type, being an ex bike racer, so he could adapt it to 4 wheelsā¦(note as long as we manage to keep him off the Budweiser.)
Carryfast could be a decoy and keep the bank staff talking with his political theories until we storm in mob handed.
Anybody handy with a sawn off shooter or good at blagging safes ? (You can tell I still watch old Sweeney episodes eh?
Iāve a large weapon under me dress if thatāll get me a ticket too ride?
Now on the point of getaway vehicleā¦
We all know real lads use transits.
Proper drivers donāt need fast motors, as itās all in the exit strategy [emoji6]
Iām available from 4pm tomorrow, as under curfew at present.
PAYE only due to trust issues.
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Winseer:
Have you noticed of late that we no longer hear about the daily stabbings, rapes, jihadis, paedos @ CenterParcs, and other crimes of which we were so concerned just a few weeks ago now?
Poor Greta and extinct rebellion is not on the news anymore.
Benjie83:
Iāve a large weapon under me dress if thatāll get me a ticket too ride?Sent from my VOG-L09 using Tapatalk
You are a large weapon that wears a dress
There are all these empty shops with no security why not get in them, you reckon Mike Ashley pays for security?
Jimmy McNulty:
Benjie83:
Iāve a large weapon under me dress if thatāll get me a ticket too ride?Sent from my VOG-L09 using Tapatalk
You are a large weapon that wears a dress
There are all these empty shops with no security why not get in them, you reckon Mike Ashley pays for security?
Youād have a ride Iām sure [emoji8]
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robroy:
biggriffin:
If you want to go old skool blagging, wif a couple of likely villians, make sure your car of choice is a Triumph 2.5pi, because in real world it would piddly all over a 3.0L Granada, but be careful as jakey is a bit of a snake,Nah the standard villains motor was the Mk 2 Jag mate.
My Father in law used to have a pristine one in red, and was always suited and booted.
Heād have been up for a bank blag I reckon.
I always had him down as a member of the Dutch Mafia, with Ronnie and Reggie on his xmas card listā¦heād have Jakey floating in the Amsterdam canals if he gave him any grief.
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I ran a 2.5 PI as my first car.The 3 litre Granada ( with a manual box ) was quicker and handled better ( unusually for a Ford wishbone front end v McPherson on the Triumph ).Although rigging the overdrive to work on 2nd as well as 3rd and 4th gave the Triumph a 7 speed box which helped v the Granada.
Jag S type was better than the MK2 it handled better with its wishbone suspension front and rear and 3.8, or especially the 420, were quicker than the Triumph or Granada especially if you could get it to a motorway.Although the Sweeney product placement would never allow it to show it.The BMW 3.0Si ( my second car ) and XJ6 manual with over drive were even better.The BMW was bleedin quick while the XJ6 was the best all rounder if you could find one.While Iāve probably now got the best getaway motor ever made in the form of a modified 6 litre XJ12 with 5 speed manual box.If I can ever afford to run it again.
Having said that when I think of all the money I could have saved if Iād just put a Rover V8 in the Triumph like the factory should have done. 
If you want to go old skool blagging, wif a couple of likely villians, make sure your car of choice is a Triumph 2.5pi, because in real world it would piddly all over a 3.0L Granada, but be careful as jakey is a bit of a snake,
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Nah the standard villains motor was the Mk 2 Jag mate.
My Father in law used to have a pristine one in red, and was always suited and booted.
Heād have been up for a bank blag I reckon.
I always had him down as a member of the Dutch Mafia, with Ronnie and Reggie on his xmas card listā¦heād have Jakey floating in the Amsterdam canals if he gave him any grief.
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this one should keep the both of you happy.
its not a mk11 but close enoughā¦
youtube.com/watch?v=IX5qWUEPSMY
sing along if your old enough.the originals even older.
youtube.com/watch?v=AL8chWFuM-s
youtube.com/watch?v=OgtQj8O92eI
and heres an s type for good measure.
youtube.com/watch?v=5wwE-HDjub0