Benjie83:
We all know real lads use transits.
Proper drivers don’t need fast motors, as it’s all in the exit strategy
The 3 litre V6 Transit of choice wasn’t exactly slow ?.Some say it was the blaggers who made it before Ford did. 
Winseer:
Have you noticed of late that we no longer hear about the daily stabbings, rapes, jihadis, paedos @ CenterParcs, and other crimes of which we were so concerned just a few weeks ago now?
That’s what I was thinking,are Londoners not stabbing each other to death anymore??
Bank robbery?
You’ll be lucky to find a branch open long enough to be able to storm it, most are only open for a couple of hours for customers who need face to face appointments to arrange a loan or mortgage holiday
robroy:
then this prick rocks up
Sounds like hate speech to me Rob.
Reported to the relevant authorities
Hope they throw away the key
Ill be in my safe space till I know youve been dealt with
peirre:
Bank robbery?
You’ll be lucky to find a branch open long enough to be able to storm it, most are only open for a couple of hours for customers who need face to face appointments to arrange a loan or mortgage holiday
I’ve just had this at my Barclays branch trying to pay cash into my business account. The branch was open according to times on the board, but the door was locked. After pushing the door a couple of times a woman came over and said that they were open but closed to non-essential users due to government restrictions 
(news to me, no such mention of this by the government 
) so what was I there for? I told her and she said that’s not essential and I should remain at home . Funny, when I retorted that if she wouldn’t let me put money in account they wouldn’t be getting my mortgage payment, I was let in then, but not until after a lecture about how I “must” ring them from home to arrange a mortgage payment holiday. Why do I need a payment holiday when I have the funds to keep up my usual payments ? As it happens my mortgage isn’t with them anyway so it was moot .
The ironic bit is that the only reason I have the cash to pay in is my because my tenant has had his own Barclays account locked after a payment went bad and he was about to get it sorted out because no-one at Barclays call centre are answering their phone.
R420:
I’ve just had this at my Barclays branch trying to pay cash into my business account. The branch was open according to times on the board, but the door was locked. After pushing the door a couple of times a woman came over and said that they were open but closed to non-essential users due to government restrictions
I’ve had multiple email updates in the past few weeks from various banks that I use advising me of their diminishing Staff force in local branches and call centres due to self isolation. So visiting a local branch is probably the last thing you need to do, their basic advice is to used online banking and only call them if you need to arrange a payment holiday if it’s within 7-10 days of the actual due date. Paying cash anywhere now seems to be a bad thing
peirre:
R420:
I’ve just had this at my Barclays branch trying to pay cash into my business account. The branch was open according to times on the board, but the door was locked. After pushing the door a couple of times a woman came over and said that they were open but closed to non-essential users due to government restrictionsI’ve had multiple email updates in the past few weeks from various banks that I use advising me of their diminishing Staff force in local branches and call centres due to self isolation. So visiting a local branch is probably the last thing you need to do, their basic advice is to used online banking and only call them if you need to arrange a payment holiday if it’s within 7-10 days of the actual due date. Paying cash anywhere now seems to be a bad thing
There were plenty of staff in the branch so that is just rubbish. The irony is that I ended up with cash from my tenant instead of the usual FP account transfer because Barclays (who he’s also with) locked his account due to “suspicious activity” after sending a payment to a business in India. No-one at the call centre is answering the phones and his own local branch is only open for like, 2 hours a week or something ridiculous, so wasn’t able to get there to sort it out in person and so was left with no option than to do me cash from (presumably) money he already had laying around or borrowed from someone. In short, it was they themselves that caused this sorry mess.
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?
I think a few jewellers got done over using the burka method in Paris, would work even better in the UK as the police would never stop you for fear of being branded racist.
Mazzer2:
I think a few jewellers got done over using the burka method in Paris, would work even better in the UK as the police would never stop you for fear of being branded racist.
Picture the scene blaggers being chased in an S type Jag dressed in burkas and Reagan calling off the chase on racial grounds after George says not sure about this one guvnor we could get reported to the IPCC for it.
We could call it an alternative ending according to Saudi education protocols.
Mazzer2:
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?I think a few jewellers got done over using the burka method in Paris, would work even better in the UK as the police would never stop you for fear of being branded racist.
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well many years ago when it was only the swarm of doctors,lawyers and brain surgeons from pakistan we had to worry about it became common knowledge that due to the fact they cottoned on that the dalek lookalikes wouldnt be searched whilst wearing the full getup it sometimes happened that a kilo of ( insert your favourite classA drug) would get inserted into the wearers jack and danny as they know the dogs wouldnt be used on them with the result that it was straight to bradfordiztan ,get onto the dole,then hey presto,the house,shop and cars appeared.
obviously looking at some of them it could be a hundredweight could be carried,but the practice was popular in years gone by as they even squeal like pigs when the sniffer dogs go near their suitcases on religious grounds…
these would be the same ones that the communities paid a pound a week to the elders to save up and pay for them to be brought over in the first place.
theres not a chance theyre getting grief in a uk bank nowadays ,hence i wish someone would start robbing them bigtime so we can see if anything would happen.
dieseldog999:
Mazzer2:
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?I think a few jewellers got done over using the burka method in Paris, would work even better in the UK as the police would never stop you for fear of being branded racist.
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well many years ago when it was only the swarm of doctors,lawyers and brain surgeons from pakistan we had to worry about it became common knowledge that due to the fact they cottoned on that the dalek lookalikes wouldnt be searched whilst wearing the full getup it sometimes happened that a kilo of ( insert your favourite classA drug) would get inserted into the wearers jack and danny as they know the dogs wouldnt be used on them with the result that it was straight to bradfordiztan ,get onto the dole,then hey presto,the house,shop and cars appeared.
obviously looking at some of them it could be a hundredweight could be carried,but the practice was popular in years gone by as they even squeal like pigs when the sniffer dogs go near their suitcases on religious grounds…
these would be the same ones that the communities paid a pound a week to the elders to save up and pay for them to be brought over in the first place.
theres not a chance theyre getting grief in a uk bank nowadays ,hence i wish someone would start robbing them bigtime so we can see if anything would happen.
I’m home on Wednesday we could give it a trial run in Derry on Thursday, I know someone who was (allegedly) involved in the big Belfast one a few years back so we drop by his and get a few tips 
robroy:
If DD is recruiting, he should look no further than Trucknet members.Anybody handy with a sawn off shooter
I’ve been circumcised 
Mazzer2:
dieseldog999:
Mazzer2:
dieseldog999:
for years ive been hoping to read about a bank/post office/security van robbery by robbers wearing burkas but sofar have been disappointed.im assuming everybody is staggering in and out of banks and similar places with face masks on.
would it be unreasonable to assume some switched on scallywag will take advantage of the mass media hysterics and panic situation to cash in ( literally) ?I think a few jewellers got done over using the burka method in Paris, would work even better in the UK as the police would never stop you for fear of being branded racist.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
well many years ago when it was only the swarm of doctors,lawyers and brain surgeons from pakistan we had to worry about it became common knowledge that due to the fact they cottoned on that the dalek lookalikes wouldnt be searched whilst wearing the full getup it sometimes happened that a kilo of ( insert your favourite classA drug) would get inserted into the wearers jack and danny as they know the dogs wouldnt be used on them with the result that it was straight to bradfordiztan ,get onto the dole,then hey presto,the house,shop and cars appeared.
obviously looking at some of them it could be a hundredweight could be carried,but the practice was popular in years gone by as they even squeal like pigs when the sniffer dogs go near their suitcases on religious grounds…
these would be the same ones that the communities paid a pound a week to the elders to save up and pay for them to be brought over in the first place.
theres not a chance theyre getting grief in a uk bank nowadays ,hence i wish someone would start robbing them bigtime so we can see if anything would happen.I’m home on Wednesday we could give it a trial run in Derry on Thursday, I know someone who was (allegedly) involved in the big Belfast one a few years back so we drop by his and get a few tips
I don’t think using a full Tang spec 730, with loud pipes, is staying under the radar, Ooo with what we’ve heard lately, just shove BG plates on and it’s invisible for months…
Carryfast:
Benjie83:
We all know real lads use transits.
Proper drivers don’t need fast motors, as it’s all in the exit strategyThe 3 litre V6 Transit of choice wasn’t exactly slow ?.Some say it was the blaggers who made it before Ford did.
When I was a TM in the NHS, we tried out a V8 transit ambulance. With the best part of 400bhp under the hood, it went like stink, but it was far too hairy for service work. I think it was just a Ford promo.
Santa:
Carryfast:
Benjie83:
We all know real lads use transits.
Proper drivers don’t need fast motors, as it’s all in the exit strategyThe 3 litre V6 Transit of choice wasn’t exactly slow ?.Some say it was the blaggers who made it before Ford did.
When I was a TM in the NHS, we tried out a V8 transit ambulance. With the best part of 400bhp under the hood, it went like stink, but it was far too hairy for service work. I think it was just a Ford promo.
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it prob was in service.
i almost bought a petrol ldv convoy v8 ambulance years ago but being british it was such a bag of crap it was basically scrap.
I think a few jewellers got done over using the burka method in Paris, would work even better in the UK as the police would never stop you for fear of being branded racist.
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well many years ago when it was only the swarm of doctors,lawyers and brain surgeons from pakistan we had to worry about it became common knowledge that due to the fact they cottoned on that the dalek lookalikes wouldnt be searched whilst wearing the full getup it sometimes happened that a kilo of ( insert your favourite classA drug) would get inserted into the wearers jack and danny as they know the dogs wouldnt be used on them with the result that it was straight to bradfordiztan ,get onto the dole,then hey presto,the house,shop and cars appeared.
obviously looking at some of them it could be a hundredweight could be carried,but the practice was popular in years gone by as they even squeal like pigs when the sniffer dogs go near their suitcases on religious grounds…
these would be the same ones that the communities paid a pound a week to the elders to save up and pay for them to be brought over in the first place.
theres not a chance theyre getting grief in a uk bank nowadays ,hence i wish someone would start robbing them bigtime so we can see if anything would happen.
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I’m home on Wednesday we could give it a trial run in Derry on Thursday, I know someone who was (allegedly) involved in the big Belfast one a few years back so we drop by his and get a few tips
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only if your going to wear the dalek kit and see if it works before someone trys to post a letter into you or the binnys sling you into the bin lorry.
whoever got the 21 mill from belfast has made a good enough job of hiding it sofar?
dieseldog999:
I think a few jewellers got done over using the burka method in Paris, would work even better in the UK as the police would never stop you for fear of being branded racist.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
well many years ago when it was only the swarm of doctors,lawyers and brain surgeons from pakistan we had to worry about it became common knowledge that due to the fact they cottoned on that the dalek lookalikes wouldnt be searched whilst wearing the full getup it sometimes happened that a kilo of ( insert your favourite classA drug) would get inserted into the wearers jack and danny as they know the dogs wouldnt be used on them with the result that it was straight to bradfordiztan ,get onto the dole,then hey presto,the house,shop and cars appeared.
obviously looking at some of them it could be a hundredweight could be carried,but the practice was popular in years gone by as they even squeal like pigs when the sniffer dogs go near their suitcases on religious grounds…
these would be the same ones that the communities paid a pound a week to the elders to save up and pay for them to be brought over in the first place.
theres not a chance theyre getting grief in a uk bank nowadays ,hence i wish someone would start robbing them bigtime so we can see if anything would happen.
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I’m home on Wednesday we could give it a trial run in Derry on Thursday, I know someone who was (allegedly) involved in the big Belfast one a few years back so we drop by his and get a few tips
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only if your going to wear the dalek kit and see if it works before someone trys to post a letter into you or the binnys sling you into the bin lorry.
whoever got the 21 mill from belfast has made a good enough job of hiding it sofar?
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Aye you would stand out more in a burka in Derry than in a V8 running down Strand Road, whoever got the 21 mill would have needed to be a shopaholic to have it spent before they changed the notes