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Close, but not enough unnecessary words. Try this:It’s 5pm on a cold wet miserable day, and experienced trucker James is facing the challenge of his life. Strict rules applying to all countries in the European Union means he only has 120 minutes of driving time remaining and he will face a hefty fine running into many thousands of pounds if he goes just half a second over his driving hours.
His many years of experience will be called on to see if he can cross one of the busiest cities in the World involving a stretch on the circular hell hole that every trucker dreads, yes, the North Circular. With narrow lanes, tight corners, complicated junctions and speed cameras this will stretch James to the limit.
1 hour in, it’s all going well when disaster strikes, there is a blockage ahead leaving only inches of space to squeeze his 8 foot wide vehicle through. James is having to concentrate fully on all his mirrors, just one tiny wrong move could be disastrous and bring traffic chaos to millions of totally innocent victims. James slows to a crawl to give himself every chance. With less than half a millimeter between vehicles James makes it through and he can continue on his terrifying and virtually impossible quest.
Now all James has to do is keep his cool and pray that the traffic continues to move as he inches nearer to his destination. Join us after the break where James encounters the most challenging situation that London traffic can present…
Welcome back. Experienced trucker James has already escaped certain death and the pressure he faces on this journey is not letting up. James has just checked his special proximity mirror and seen a cyclist. “This is a life or death situation” James says, “it’s every truckers worst nightmare, there are just millimetres between me and him”. “If I’m not very careful, the silly [zb] will end up under my wheels and then I’ll have to clean this beautiful shiny trailer”. Will James kill the silly [zb] ? Will he get there on time? Will he get embroiled in a drag race with a milk float? Will he need to stop for a ■■■■? All this and even more, next time on “Trucks and Trailers”
10/10, PMSL at this , well funny !!!
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