Bloody hell were living like royalty , salmon for tea , I moaned too soon
robroy:
dozy:
robroy:
‘‘Robroy’s Satutday night rant’’ eh doze?ok…here.s a Sat morning ‘‘rant’’ for ya mate.
For somebody who tells us he ‘doesn’t really need to work’ and ‘only works for pocket money’ he seems to be ramming in the hours…
This must be the only job where guys actually BOAST about being ran ragged and working 70 + hours…and who are totally oblivious to how stupid that looks.
On other threads he constantly tells us all about his work/stress related illnesses the job has instilled on him,he’ll have for rest of his life…just me or what.?
I’m similar age and I’m just fine thanks mate.
And dozy’s Cherry on top…it’s took him 40 years and after numerous people on here telling him in the past, to realise parking in lay bys with a pot noodle is a mugs game…like it’s some sort of revelation.Oh my God I’m so jealous :roll Aye right…but in the meantime I’ll.stick to my 45 to 50, and do my (dozy’s imaginary
) ‘‘Sat night rant’’
Finish today btw for over 2 weeks so no rant this Saturday doze .Your missing the point rob , apparently there’s no agency work , I’m just dispelling that myth ,( though it’s all imaginary , photoshopped, lies apparently )
Anyway have a good Xmas , I’ve done like you grabbed a coffee as the services , though I’ve paid for mine !!!Away doze man, get yer photography technique sorted mate ffs.I’m craning my Gregory here.
Paying for coffee??
No way Pedro.
Haven’t paid for a coffee for 3 years mate, ‘‘Rob’s great coffee scam is alive and well’’ so if ever we meet I’ll get ya one.
Merry Christmas to you too,…especially with all the extra ‘‘pocket money’’ you made.
I’d like to know what’s going on as well rob but I have my suspicions, when I post the pictures they are at the correct orientation, but by the time the moderators ( yes you know who I’m blaming for it ) have moderated / passed my post there not , it’s the moderators playing silly buggers trying to make me look daft , same kind of childish thing they did by stopping me posting emojis
Maybe pm the moderators rob ( I can’t ) & tell them to ■■■■■■■ grow up ( ■■■■■■■ emoji)
peirre:
Anyone notice that she’s told him he only needs 1 sindenafil tablet on Friday
I did say above it’s a hint from the mrs , you be having the 2 nd at home with your tea
But I’d be going home Friday any way as work has fallen off a cliff today , not worth getting out of bed for
peirre:
Anyone notice that she’s told him he only needs 1 sindenafil tablet on Friday
Well he will only be beating the bishop in the lay-by after eating his manky orange anyway so it should suffice 
drover:
peirre:
Anyone notice that she’s told him he only needs 1 sindenafil tablet on FridayWell he will only be beating the bishop in the lay-by after eating his manky orange anyway so it should suffice
Maybe he’ll use the manky orange to beat his bishop. 
…ugh.
Never tried it myself, but I have heard of other weird and wonderful methods during periods of ■■■■■■ desperation…(never had any of them in my life either. 
)
dozy:
Early start as only got to lymm last night , starving so instead of tea & a porridge had a breakfast ( mrs will do her nut when she checks blood / sugars at w/ end )
Still lorries pouring up/ down m6 , looks like a normal week
Nb if there’s any night shift drivers on here turn your [zb] radios down when you come in services at night , [zb] idiots
I would have been very disappointed with that. The egg is over-cooked, the sausage undercooked but at least the bacon, for once, looks like it’s been near a bit of heat. I hate having to butter my own toast. The packs are usually rock hard and by the time you’ve transferred it to your toast you’ve got butter all over your fingers and your toast AND your breakfast has gone cold. Porridge wins over packs of butter every time.
^^ you put porridge on your toast?
driveress:
dozy:
Early start as only got to lymm last night , starving so instead of tea & a porridge had a breakfast ( mrs will do her nut when she checks blood / sugars at w/ end )
Still lorries pouring up/ down m6 , looks like a normal week
Nb if there’s any night shift drivers on here turn your [zb] radios down when you come in services at night , [zb] idiotsI would have been very disappointed with that. The egg is over-cooked, the sausage undercooked but at least the bacon, for once, looks like it’s been near a bit of heat. I hate having to butter my own toast. The packs are usually rock hard and by the time you’ve transferred it to your toast you’ve got butter all over your fingers and your toast AND your breakfast has gone cold. Porridge wins over packs of butter every time.
Carlisle t/stop , I agree not the best , what’s the obsession these days with hash browns , tea was best bit to be fair
I’m not getting involved with bread / toast , as I moaned a few years ago about my sausages in my sausage sandwich not being cut in half , and my sandwich not being cut in half , I got dogs abuse , why didn’t I cut the sandwich in half myself , explained mrs had always done it for me , off they went again , so staying well away from anything to do with bread
robroy:
drover:
Well he will only be beating the bishop in the lay-by after eating his manky orange anyway so it should sufficeMaybe he’ll use the manky orange to beat his bishop.
Never tried it myself, but I have heard of other weird and wonderful methods during periods of ■■■■■■ desperation…(never had any of them in my life either.
He won’t be beating it with a steak will he?
As someone else will have eaten it
peirre:
robroy:
drover:
Well he will only be beating the bishop in the lay-by after eating his manky orange anyway so it should sufficeMaybe he’ll use the manky orange to beat his bishop.
Never tried it myself, but I have heard of other weird and wonderful methods during periods of ■■■■■■ desperation…(never had any of them in my life either.He won’t be beating it with a steak will he?
As someone else will have eaten it
Funny you should say that, one of the ‘‘methods’’ I was on about was told to me by an ex squaddie mate, who caught a fellow soldier while on tour in Ireland, with 2 raw steaks wedged between the bars of a hot radiator …‘‘giving it wellie’’ .
I asked him if the guy was the cook, and if steak was on the menu the following night.
Takes all sorts eh?
robroy:
peirre:
robroy:
drover:
Well he will only be beating the bishop in the lay-by after eating his manky orange anyway so it should sufficeMaybe he’ll use the manky orange to beat his bishop.
Never tried it myself, but I have heard of other weird and wonderful methods during periods of ■■■■■■ desperation…(never had any of them in my life either.He won’t be beating it with a steak will he?
As someone else will have eaten itFunny you should say that, one of the ‘‘methods’’ I was on about was told to me by an ex squaddie mate, who caught a fellow soldier while on tour in Ireland, with 2 raw steaks wedged between the bars of a hot radiator …‘‘giving it wellie’’
I asked him if the guy was the cook, and if steak was on the menu the following night.
Takes all sorts eh?
Cyclists, I know how much you all love us. Would ride with a few slices of steak inside our shorts . This made the saddle more comfortable and also tenderised the steak. Being hygienic I washed the steak before cooking it.
alamcculloch:
Cyclists, I know how much you all love us. Would ride with a few slices of steak inside our shorts . This made the saddle more comfortable and also tenderised the steak. .
Female cyclists also?
Ok that sounds a bit pervy admittedly 
, but from a blokes point of view, a bit easier on the brain than imagining dozy shagging an orange in his bunk.
robroy:
alamcculloch:
Cyclists, I know how much you all love us. Would ride with a few slices of steak inside our shorts . This made the saddle more comfortable and also tenderised the steak. .Female cyclists also?
Beef curtains?
There’s not many threads on here where I seem the most sensible poster , or is it a case I’ve proven this claim there is no agency work is Rubbish , that they’ve all now trying to divert attention away to another subject , ■■■■■■ deviation from what I can make of it
Only thing I do at the end of a shift is eat / sleep , I’d of said it’s more likely those on the settee at home would be upto these kind of shenanigans, isn’t Pierre a big cycling fan as well
Anyway that’s me done with this thread , I’ve proved my point , I’ll let the peverts take it in the direction they please
Have a good Xmas / new year everyone
dozy:
There’s not many threads on here where I seem the most sensible poster , or is it a case I’ve proven this claim there is no agency work is Rubbish , that they’ve all now trying to divert attention away to another subject , ■■■■■■ deviation from what I can make of it
Only thing I do at the end of a shift is eat / sleep , I’d of said it’s more likely those on the settee at home would be upto these kind of shenanigans, isn’t Pierre a big cycling fan as well
Anyway that’s me done with this thread , I’ve proved my point , I’ll let the peverts take it in the direction they please
Have a good Xmas / new year everyone
A bit of fun doze.
Never had you down as a prude.
toonsy:
robroy:
alamcculloch:
Cyclists, I know how much you all love us. Would ride with a few slices of steak inside our shorts . This made the saddle more comfortable and also tenderised the steak. .Female cyclists also?
Beef curtains?
Surf & Turf
dozy:
There’s not many threads on here where I seem the most sensible poster , or is it a case I’ve proven this claim there is no agency work is Rubbish
Well I have not had any!
However today I had two phone calls offering me work today (well yesterday) the one day I couldn’t take any work on because of appointments.
I got a third call offering me work from the 4th of Jan, £160 per shift starting at 4 in the evening.
Macski:
dozy:
There’s not many threads on here where I seem the most sensible poster , or is it a case I’ve proven this claim there is no agency work is RubbishWell I have not had any!
However today I had two phone calls offering me work today (well yesterday) the one day I couldn’t take any work on because of appointments.
I got a third call offering me work from the 4th of Jan, £160 per shift starting at 4 in the evening.
That’s good you’ve got some work , yes agency lads have been saying there now being asked for rest of week / Xmas eve / next week / new year , lad I was having a coffee last night should of finished today ( thurs ) but is now working fri / Xmas eve & next week