That burbling was the extra egg you had ,not the sound of Harley ■■■■■ cuts 
shoulda stuck with the black pudding youff
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. Is it that place in Warwick-shire by any chance ?
you got double egg and free security - bonus 
villa:
chris_g:
if its where i think you are the bikes are there every weekbassetts pole
Villa has it 
Normally an ok place to stop on the right night.
Does anyone actually ever get knocked up at midnight & then say well love, I actually was sound asleep but being rudely awakened has put me in the mood for some horizontal tango…
Silver_Surfer:
Does anyone actually ever get knocked up at midnight & then say well love, I actually was sound asleep but being rudely awakened has put me in the mood for some horizontal tango…
Not with a biker at bassetts pole mate - no
avoid bassetts pole on a sunday night as well its full of chavs and there ripspeed stickered corsas.i had a rough idea thats where you were
Parked at the Stockyard one night, a bulk refuse tipper parks next to me. This motor stank so bad I thought about moving but it was getting late. I never slept a wink, the smell so strong it hurt my nose 
Could still smell it all next day 
Dave55:
Parked at the Stockyard one night, a bulk refuse tipper parks next to me. This motor stank so bad I thought about moving but it was getting late. I never slept a wink, the smell so strong it hurt my nose
the driver or the load?
mucker85:
Dave55:
Parked at the Stockyard one night, a bulk refuse tipper parks next to me. This motor stank so bad I thought about moving but it was getting late. I never slept a wink, the smell so strong it hurt my nosethe driver or the load?
Didn’t see the driver, he must have had some sense and slept somewhere else
I can understand how a total non rider can associate motorcycles with the ■■■■■■ deviancy of their choice, but I find it hard to understand how the average truck driver could ever have a problem with them !
Are you an average truck driver, or are you a closet homosexual ?
Some signs to look for are skull & crossbones bandanas & red polka dot neckerchiefs.
Good luck & I’m sure your mother will still stand by you. ■■■
Several times
Mid 80’s on Swifts I parked on Broadstairs lorry park, a huge place and I was the only one there all night, very creepy 
The Poplars one night, it was very crowded and I awoke to find not just my mirrors stolen but the mirror arms also
January 2007 I was on route 56 crossing Kansas and as it got down to dusk I was looking to stop, I pulled into a small truck stop in the middle of nowhere, only 2 other trucks were parked there, the place was run by Mexicans and they were far from friendly, as I was using paper logs, I just drove off, it took me another 2 hours to fanally reach Dodge City, the Flying J opposite the Wyatt Earp hotel and next to a slaughter house that was running 24/7, all night all I could here was Moo’s and cattle kicking trailer sides and the smell was terrible.
Chas:
I can understand how a total non rider can associate motorcycles with the ■■■■■■ deviancy of their choice, but I find it hard to understand how the average truck driver could ever have a problem with them !Are you an average truck driver, or are you a closet homosexual ?
Some signs to look for are skull & crossbones bandanas & red polka dot neckerchiefs.
Good luck & I’m sure your mother will still stand by you. ■■■
What a strange post.
Where did i say i had a problem with motorcycles?
How do you know i am a “non rider”?
Why do you find it hard to understand that an average truck driver could ever have a problem with them, whats the difference between a “total non rider” and an “average truck driver”■■
No idea where ■■■■■■ deviancy, skull and cross bones, homosexuality and my old dear come into it but carry on
Many bikers are truck drivers too. Me for a start.
Mid 80’s on Swifts I parked on Broadstairs lorry park, a huge place and I was the only one there all night, very creepy
Hmm knowing Broadstairs very well indeed I’m trying to think where Broadstairs lorry park actually is. Are you sure you weren’t parked on the beach. Theres no lorry park in Broadstairs.
Chas:
I can understand how a total non rider can associate motorcycles with the ■■■■■■ deviancy of their choice, but I find it hard to understand how the average truck driver could ever have a problem with them !Are you an average truck driver, or are you a closet homosexual ?
Some signs to look for are skull & crossbones bandanas & red polka dot neckerchiefs.
Good luck & I’m sure your mother will still stand by you. ■■■
WHAT
I regret it any time I park up in a msa, 
Parked up on a dodgy a fair few years back.
Was within spitting distance of the house and some ■■■■ nicked the batteries.
I once parked up at Park 66, just at Bury there. Within 10 minutes, one if the “Irish Traveller Community” come knocking on the door. . . .
“Could I buy some of your diesel, drive? I only need a fivers worth or so!”
Well, being young and naive at the time, I thought nothing of it other than the issue of getting it out if the tank, and what would my boss say. I did however point out that ASDA had a fuel station across the road. He then informed me that he would need a bank card there, and that he doesn’t have one. However, he’d have no problem extracting a “few litres” of diesel. Yeah, right, I’m quite sure it’d cost more than a fiver to fill that 45 gallon drum he brought along, and as such told him no chance. I whacked my card back in an parked closer to my destination.
Chas:
I can understand how a total non rider can associate motorcycles with the ■■■■■■ deviancy of their choice,
Riding a motorcycle and wearing leather clothes dont exactly maketh the village people. Then again, I guess some "bikers" havent heard of the Perverts in leather club pilrc.org/
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Yeah, I was once rudely awoken by “boy racers” darting about on Kirkcaldy truckstop, the one right on the beach. 5, 10, 15 minutes of using their tyres to scream what was probably some sort of tune and a very tired grumpy me decided to fire up the owd unit and join in. Was probably the fastest they’d all driven all night as I drove round and round in circles till they all scarpered.
stesuv1:
Yeah, I was once rudely awoken by “boy racers” darting about on Kirkcaldy truckstop, the one right on the beach. 5, 10, 15 minutes of using their tyres to scream what was probably some sort of tune and a very tired grumpy me decided to fire up the owd unit and join in. Was probably the fastest they’d all driven all night as I drove round and round in circles till they all scarpered.
haha funny as 
mind you i’ve never had any problems up Kirkcaldy you dont get many trucks or anything else parking in that car park on a night. Cant beat the view when you open the curtains on a morning if it’s clear and the sun rises over the Firth Of Forth though