Ive got beliefs left to me by my dad if your north of rossendale you’re a jock west of wigan a paddy east of oldham a dutchy and south of stockport a frog.
Harry Monk:
Barking, Essex, Dagenham, Essex. Anywhere up to the edge of the City of London is Essex, gaw lubbaduck Guv’nor, strike a light and no mistake.
Apparently, if you were born within the sound of the Purfleet fog horn . . you are a cockney.Cue ■■■■ Van Dyke with “the ol bamboo” . . . oo err missus. 
Anywhere in that engurlandiandy place is a dump
Harry Monk:
The whole of East Anglia is full of chavs and inbreds.
2nd that
My brother used to live in Leigh-On-Sea, a very nice place, we had a family day out in Southend and I have never seen so many chavs in all my life, must have been a convention in town.
Flying the flag. listal.com/list/essex-girls
Nothing wrong with any of them (the top ones) lol
I live in essex, not as bad as hull, cllethorpes and grimsby, where I worked for a few weeks… 
Essex…My one indelible memory is…Second hand car sales places and fake architecture of many houses(roman pillars)…The place is definately unique, but I like that 
They may have a litter problem in certain areas, but no worse than places all over the country…Enfield, manchester, Sheffield…Etc. etc. etc…
keebs26uk:
Harry Monk:
The whole of East Anglia is full of chavs and inbreds.I was born in Ipswich, but lived in Colchester for the 1st 15 years of my inbred life
I have now been living in Ipswich and near areas for 13 years of my now later Chav life, I have moved from Woodbridge, then Capel Saint Mary and then Tattingstone. I havw tried to escape what I am but no matter where I move I just can’t escape the fact I’m an in bred Chav so at 17 I bought a Nova GTE, then I got a xr2i, then I decided to step it up and got a fiesta Rs Turbo with 210 bhp, although I was missing one thing at the time and that was a NY Yankees cap so I went and got one.
After 2-3 years I decided to go for a little more class and decided to get a Mr2 Turbo, had that 18 months then got a Scooby Wrx Turbo Import, but how I couldn’t escape my old chav life I ended up spending Saturday nights down Southend and Basildon strip.A few more many years past ad I slowly grew up as I slowly downgraded to a 306 GTI-6 and then a xr3i, RS 2000, then a mondeo St-24, then a Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec and then oh my days this chav grew up and got a 106 Diesel
Gotta be a Gainsboro’ boy! 
Goaty:
keebs26uk:
Harry Monk:
The whole of East Anglia is full of chavs and inbreds.I was born in Ipswich, but lived in Colchester for the 1st 15 years of my inbred life
I have now been living in Ipswich and near areas for 13 years of my now later Chav life, I have moved from Woodbridge, then Capel Saint Mary and then Tattingstone. I havw tried to escape what I am but no matter where I move I just can’t escape the fact I’m an in bred Chav so at 17 I bought a Nova GTE, then I got a xr2i, then I decided to step it up and got a fiesta Rs Turbo with 210 bhp, although I was missing one thing at the time and that was a NY Yankees cap so I went and got one.
After 2-3 years I decided to go for a little more class and decided to get a Mr2 Turbo, had that 18 months then got a Scooby Wrx Turbo Import, but how I couldn’t escape my old chav life I ended up spending Saturday nights down Southend and Basildon strip.A few more many years past ad I slowly grew up as I slowly downgraded to a 306 GTI-6 and then a xr3i, RS 2000, then a mondeo St-24, then a Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec and then oh my days this chav grew up and got a 106 Diesel
Gotta be a Gainsboro’ boy!
certainly not from chantry, if he was it would of been nicked!!
as soon as you get across that border on the a12 the driving standard goes to ■■■■, simple as
euromat:
Goaty:
keebs26uk:
Harry Monk:
The whole of East Anglia is full of chavs and inbreds.I was born in Ipswich, but lived in Colchester for the 1st 15 years of my inbred life
I have now been living in Ipswich and near areas for 13 years of my now later Chav life, I have moved from Woodbridge, then Capel Saint Mary and then Tattingstone. I havw tried to escape what I am but no matter where I move I just can’t escape the fact I’m an in bred Chav so at 17 I bought a Nova GTE, then I got a xr2i, then I decided to step it up and got a fiesta Rs Turbo with 210 bhp, although I was missing one thing at the time and that was a NY Yankees cap so I went and got one.
After 2-3 years I decided to go for a little more class and decided to get a Mr2 Turbo, had that 18 months then got a Scooby Wrx Turbo Import, but how I couldn’t escape my old chav life I ended up spending Saturday nights down Southend and Basildon strip.A few more many years past ad I slowly grew up as I slowly downgraded to a 306 GTI-6 and then a xr3i, RS 2000, then a mondeo St-24, then a Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec and then oh my days this chav grew up and got a 106 Diesel
Gotta be a Gainsboro’ boy!
certainly not from chantry, if he was it would of been nicked!!
as soon as you get across that border on the a12 the driving standard goes to [zb], simple as
How dare you! Chantry is full of fine, upstanding, hard working…er…
maybe you have a point…
Goaty:
euromat:
Goaty:
keebs26uk:
Harry Monk:
The whole of East Anglia is full of chavs and inbreds.I was born in Ipswich, but lived in Colchester for the 1st 15 years of my inbred life
I have now been living in Ipswich and near areas for 13 years of my now later Chav life, I have moved from Woodbridge, then Capel Saint Mary and then Tattingstone. I havw tried to escape what I am but no matter where I move I just can’t escape the fact I’m an in bred Chav so at 17 I bought a Nova GTE, then I got a xr2i, then I decided to step it up and got a fiesta Rs Turbo with 210 bhp, although I was missing one thing at the time and that was a NY Yankees cap so I went and got one.
After 2-3 years I decided to go for a little more class and decided to get a Mr2 Turbo, had that 18 months then got a Scooby Wrx Turbo Import, but how I couldn’t escape my old chav life I ended up spending Saturday nights down Southend and Basildon strip.A few more many years past ad I slowly grew up as I slowly downgraded to a 306 GTI-6 and then a xr3i, RS 2000, then a mondeo St-24, then a Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec and then oh my days this chav grew up and got a 106 Diesel
Gotta be a Gainsboro’ boy!
certainly not from chantry, if he was it would of been nicked!!
as soon as you get across that border on the a12 the driving standard goes to [zb], simple as
How dare you! Chantry is full of fine, upstanding, hard working…er…
maybe you have a point…
indeed! should be flattened, along with essex and everywhere inside the m25 to make a nice big lorry park
euromat:
should be flattened, along with essex and everywhere inside the m25 to make a nice big lorry park
Couldn’t think of anything worse than having to move from (what remains of) North Surrey because someone from the flat wastelands of East Anglia couldn’t tell the difference between here and London or South Essex. 
AaronR:
‘…Having been down in Essex today … the amount of litter …’
Think of it as celebratory bunting.
keebs26uk:
‘… you can’t beat a Essex Slag…’
I’ve seen one with a couple of black eyes though.
My place is apparently getting a regular tip in Southend-on-Sea back for the duration of the Olympics, which will suit me to see my Ma during on a 45 in my hometown.
That apart, I’m rarely sad at leaving Essex
Carryfast:
euromat:
should be flattened, along with essex and everywhere inside the m25 to make a nice big lorry park
Couldn’t think of anything worse than having to move from (what remains of) North Surrey because someone from the flat wastelands of East Anglia couldn’t tell the difference between here and London or South Essex.
i merely live here, im not from round here as they say in these parts
Is there a town with more roundabouts than Colchester? Or a county with more weight limits than Essex?
Carryfast:
euromat:
should be flattened, along with essex and everywhere inside the m25 to make a nice big lorry park
Couldn’t think of anything worse than having to move from (what remains of) North Surrey because someone from the flat wastelands of East Anglia couldn’t tell the difference between here and London or South Essex.
Oh yes Surrey, the land of trees, trees and yet more trees. Beautiful place.
euromat:
Goaty:
euromat:
Goaty:
keebs26uk:
Harry Monk:
The whole of East Anglia is full of chavs and inbreds.I was born in Ipswich, but lived in Colchester for the 1st 15 years of my inbred life
I have now been living in Ipswich and near areas for 13 years of my now later Chav life, I have moved from Woodbridge, then Capel Saint Mary and then Tattingstone. I havw tried to escape what I am but no matter where I move I just can’t escape the fact I’m an in bred Chav so at 17 I bought a Nova GTE, then I got a xr2i, then I decided to step it up and got a fiesta Rs Turbo with 210 bhp, although I was missing one thing at the time and that was a NY Yankees cap so I went and got one.
After 2-3 years I decided to go for a little more class and decided to get a Mr2 Turbo, had that 18 months then got a Scooby Wrx Turbo Import, but how I couldn’t escape my old chav life I ended up spending Saturday nights down Southend and Basildon strip.A few more many years past ad I slowly grew up as I slowly downgraded to a 306 GTI-6 and then a xr3i, RS 2000, then a mondeo St-24, then a Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec and then oh my days this chav grew up and got a 106 Diesel
Gotta be a Gainsboro’ boy!
certainly not from chantry, if he was it would of been nicked!!
as soon as you get across that border on the a12 the driving standard goes to [zb], simple as
How dare you! Chantry is full of fine, upstanding, hard working…er…
maybe you have a point…
indeed! should be flattened, along with essex and everywhere inside the m25 to make a nice big lorry park
ooo harsh!
we could all come and live closer to you then mat
i think after your hateful essex comment you should bugger off down under
euromat:
Goaty:
keebs26uk:
Harry Monk:
The whole of East Anglia is full of chavs and inbreds.I was born in Ipswich, but lived in Colchester for the 1st 15 years of my inbred life
I have now been living in Ipswich and near areas for 13 years of my now later Chav life, I have moved from Woodbridge, then Capel Saint Mary and then Tattingstone. I havw tried to escape what I am but no matter where I move I just can’t escape the fact I’m an in bred Chav so at 17 I bought a Nova GTE, then I got a xr2i, then I decided to step it up and got a fiesta Rs Turbo with 210 bhp, although I was missing one thing at the time and that was a NY Yankees cap so I went and got one.
After 2-3 years I decided to go for a little more class and decided to get a Mr2 Turbo, had that 18 months then got a Scooby Wrx Turbo Import, but how I couldn’t escape my old chav life I ended up spending Saturday nights down Southend and Basildon strip.A few more many years past ad I slowly grew up as I slowly downgraded to a 306 GTI-6 and then a xr3i, RS 2000, then a mondeo St-24, then a Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec and then oh my days this chav grew up and got a 106 Diesel
Gotta be a Gainsboro’ boy!
certainly not from chantry, if he was it would of been nicked!!
as soon as you get across that border on the a12 the driving standard goes to [zb], simple as
No not from Chantry I was Woodbridge at that time. It would of been burnt out if i lived in Chantry