So on average the only ones who will suffer are the reckless idiots I’m on about, who brought it on themselves by their own stupidity, so basically their own faults so at the end of the day…who tf cares?
Oh right, what happens when Mr Dopey car driver knocks Mr Perfect of his scooter? 
jakethesnake:
So on average the only ones who will suffer are the reckless idiots I’m on about, who brought it on themselves by their own stupidity, so basically their own faults so at the end of the day…who tf cares?
Oh right, what happens when Mr Dopey car driver knocks Mr Perfect of his scooter? 
I’m assuming you mean ‘Mr Idiot on his scooter’ seeing as you quoted my post (btw Maoster was right Jake get your arse in to gear on quoting technique will you ffs.
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So…
Mr Idiot shuffles off the mortal coil, and Mr Dopey loses his licence, and is off the road. as I said ‘‘Who tf cares’’ and…
It improves your own personal ‘‘Jakey’s safer drivers’’ campaign. 
Win win double whammy situation…you’re welcome. 
I should be Minister for Transport …(on the Liberal seat.
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I know someone who was banned from driving with a goped, cant see a difference really apart from the noise.
I have one of these
purescooters.com/products/x … 7IQAvD_BwE
I bought it for one thing, and one thing only.
To save the walk from the depot to the train station after 12-13 hours ■■■■■■■ white goods and mattresses around, and then a 1k walk, uphill, to the train station for the one hour and a quarter commute home.
My commute used to go like this…
Way in:
Walk 500m to the bus stop.
On bus/off bus near work.
500m walk to depot.
Total time…35 mins.
Back home:
Walk 1k, uphill, to Park Royal tube station. One stop then off at Alperton.
Wait up to 20 minutes for a bus.
35 mins on bus to Neasden.
Total time…1 hour and a 1/4.
So I intended my scooter to replace the 12 minute walk to the station, that’s all.
On the very first night I was headed home, I weighed it up. Google maps shouted at me…“Look, you idiot, it’s only 20 minutes on yer damned scooter, you do not NEED to get on the tube”!
SO I scootered home.
Now my commute is…
20 mins scooter in, 20 mins scooter back, on one charge. I can do 2 days on one charge, mebbe three.
3-4 pennies to charge up at night, ready for next day.
Of course, I DID break 5 ribs a short time ago, had to take 2 weeks off, lost earnings etc (Agency scum).
And driver just do NOT seem to see you even though I have hi vis on, lights on.
I love my scooter and it seems a bit parochial for them to be banned because of a 200 year old law.
Conor:
I see you’re one of those . No doubt you’re one of the first on the phone to the police when you’re a victim and expect their help whilst feeling entitled to abuse them.
There should be a database with people like you and others with the same attitude on it so when you phone 999 and ask for the police they tell you to sod off.
“The Keystone Kops are a brilliant concept. To take a gaggle of inept policemen and display them over and over again in a series of riotously funny physical punishments plays equally well to the peanut gallery and the expensive box seats. People hate cops. Even people who have never had anything to do with cops hate them. Of course, we count on them to keep order and to protect us when we need protecting, and we love them on television shows in which they have nerves of steel and hearts of gold, but in the abstract, as a nation, collectively we hate them. They are too much like high school principals. We’re very happy to see their pants fall down, and they look good to us with pie on their faces. The Keystone Kops turn up – and they get punished for it, as they crash into each other, fall down, and suffer indignity after indignity. Here is pure movie satisfaction.”
Harry Monk:
Conor:
I see you’re one of those . No doubt you’re one of the first on the phone to the police when you’re a victim and expect their help whilst feeling entitled to abuse them.
There should be a database with people like you and others with the same attitude on it so when you phone 999 and ask for the police they tell you to sod off.
“The Keystone Kops are a brilliant concept. To take a gaggle of inept policemen and display them over and over again in a series of riotously funny physical punishments plays equally well to the peanut gallery and the expensive box seats. People hate cops. Even people who have never had anything to do with cops hate them. Of course, we count on them to keep order and to protect us when we need protecting, and we love them on television shows in which they have nerves of steel and hearts of gold, but in the abstract, as a nation, collectively we hate them. They are too much like high school principals. We’re very happy to see their pants fall down, and they look good to us with pie on their faces. The Keystone Kops turn up – and they get punished for it, as they crash into each other, fall down, and suffer indignity after indignity. Here is pure movie satisfaction.”
That’s all very well Harry, but what was the population figure during the Cretacious period??
