Dumb pheasant failed at flying school

One of our Ee drivers was coming out of the Isle of Grain a while back when a pheasant flew off the field and totalled his windscreen - don’t actually know how he drove it back to yard. Anyway manager asked me to help him fill in accident form cos his English wasn’t so good. I got a bollocking when he read that a budgerigar had hit the screen!

In Spain , there are packs of wild, loose feral dogs, the truck drivers would knock them over to keep the population down, I saw big dogs all over the road.

toby1234abc:
In Spain , there are packs of wild, loose feral dogs, the truck drivers would knock them over to keep the population down, I saw big dogs all over the road.

They have similar in Slough, but it’s frowned upon to knock them over.

bestbooties:
Had a fox trot straight under the front of my motor on the M6 at Kendal in the early hours a few months ago.

Are you and your dance partner really short ? :wink: :wink: :wink: