I was listening to the radio the other night on my regular night trunk and a truck driver came on the air expressing the virtues of driving Naked
He explained he was a naturist and did this on a regular basis
So my question is do you or have you ever driven Naked as a one off or on a regular basis 
I personally would be worried about spilling hot coffee on those unprotected parts and breaching those all important Health and safety rules 
After watching Billy Connoly last night were he drives his 3 wheeler down a country road as nature intended, not a pretty site Imay add.
Never would I submit to anyone.
Only women under 30 and no more than size 12 should drive naked, in fact it should be compulsery 
airhorn98:
Only women under 30 and no more than size 12 should drive naked, in fact it should be compulsery
I disagree with you there mate…i think anyone upto age of 45 (some mature women have very fit bodies) and also a max size of 16…And i DO AGREE it should be compulsory! just my opinion
never done it - interesting thought though.
in the summer i think most of us have driven with not much on but naked?
i think not.
i don’t think i would want my tackle drooping down on the seat that a thousand (exageration) other truck drivers have been sitting on, despite the fact they have been clothed - i don’t even like sleeping on a bed of a truck that has had several drivers using it despite me being in my own sleeping bag etc.
johnny:
never done it - interesting thought though.in the summer i think most of us have driven with not much on but naked?
i think not.i don’t think i would want my tackle drooping down on the seat that a thousand (exageration) other truck drivers have been sitting on, despite the fact they have been clothed - i don’t even like sleeping on a bed of a truck that has had several drivers using it despite me being in my own sleeping bag etc.
Last night you saw everything billy had to offer.
I’ll tell you what though he hasn’t got much to offer. 
Never done it, never would - the world is just not ready for anything as horrendous as me driving naked. 
Of course that is not say say I haven’t been naked in a truck cab - for a variety of reasons, some of them drink related. 
Just dont drive a convertabel naked …you get covered in flies …and the bees and wasps hurt when they hit you … pmsl
And if you ride a motorcycle naked all you can hear is a whistling noice like a flute.
I would given the chance.
HOWEVER !
The only thing I drive is my SAAB 9000. Now it’s really not a very tall car so anyone in a bus, truck, minibus or 4 X 4 would be able to see all and that would surely end in the Plod being called 
I wonder if the leather seats would get sweaty■■?
Never done it but I’ll try anything once.
Billy wasn’t riding his trike naked - he had his boots on!!
Oh, and he was actually wearing a flesh coloured ‘posing pouch’.
Deffinately! I had a reall good look - just to make sure you understand!
A couple of years ago I saw a tall, slim, long haired blond girl (looked Swedish or similar) riding a bicycle down Enfield Highway wearing nothing but a very skimpy flesh coloured bikini!
A sight I will never forget as I kerbed the car on my way home. God knows what effect she had on the male drivers that day!! Wonder how many accidents she caused and if the police ever pulled her for causing traffic probs.
(How on earth do you sit on a sports saddle in a thong■■?)
(How on earth do you sit on a sports saddle in a thong■■?)
Carefully I’d imagine
Done it several times in my car, I just chuck something on my lap in slow moving areas. I can see the lasses being reluctant (.)(.)
I can see the lasses being reluctant (.)(.)
You mean you have more luck with willing lasses when you keep your clothes on??
You see!! Just the thought of your driving naked made me **** up my post!
so MotherTrucker…have you ever driven a motor vehicle naked/near naked?!?
Ah! Just let us say there are many incidents that I did not put in my books - and some that I did!!
I’m not bragging but IT would probably get tangled in the steering wheel or something.
Could also be dangerous if our member stood to attention…well would be for me anyway. 
What are you two driving these days■■? Chopped 'n Dropped Mini’s