Driving Naked

johnny:
i dont think i would want my tackle drooping down on the seat that a thousand (exageration) other truck drivers have been sitting on,

your lucky if it reaches that far. :blush: :blush: :blush:

Is just interesting to see how many unezperianced Drivers are here :laughing:

I drive an Artic on night trunk, same job, same place daily. I travel from the North west to Coventry and back, not a long run But its ideal. As us drivers know, the majority of the M6 is unlit up to J19 Knutsford. then the A556 and onto the M56 to Manchester. As soon as I leave the depot in Coventry, I pull over and get naked, apart from the boots. I always have my t shirt to hand in case a coach comes along side or its slow traffic, the toll rd is also unlit, sometimes I use that, even the toll booths don’t faze me, just carry on as normal. Thing is, the truck I drive has very low windows and when the seat is jacked up to its max, I am on full view, side on naked from the head, arm, side hip leg and knee, in the window. I don’t bother when the foreign drivers overtake me in the middle lane, i just look at them, they look at me in shock and we carry on, why cover up?, I have been a naturists for over 30 years, I even stay naked even through the lit areas of the motorway and right into the delivery point in Manchester, even up the very brightly lit M60 up to Barton Dock, I don’t bother getting dressed until I get into the del point and have to get out due to the yard cameras, I never ever like getting dressed, I have the windows in the truck open a little to let the air circulate on my skin, its the best ever, on Tuesday night I even got out at the fuel point near the yard and fueled up naked, not many about early hrs and the thrill of standing in the open, bare arsed fueling the truck, was done out of the freedom and devilment of chancing it…I have a fuel card and its unmanned so I just didn’t care…

Toshibaman141:
I drive an Artic on night trunk, same job, same place daily. I travel from the North west to Coventry and back, not a long run But its ideal. As us drivers know, the majority of the M6 is unlit up to J19 Knutsford. then the A556 and onto the M56 to Manchester. As soon as I leave the depot in Coventry, I pull over and get naked, apart from the boots. I always have my t shirt to hand in case a coach comes along side or its slow traffic, the toll rd is also unlit, sometimes I use that, even the toll booths don’t faze me, just carry on as normal. Thing is, the truck I drive has very low windows and when the seat is jacked up to its max, I am on full view, side on naked from the head, arm, side hip leg and knee, in the window. I don’t bother when the foreign drivers overtake me in the middle lane, i just look at them, they look at me in shock and we carry on, why cover up?, I have been a naturists for over 30 years, I even stay naked even through the lit areas of the motorway and right into the delivery point in Manchester, even up the very brightly lit M60 up to Barton Dock, I don’t bother getting dressed until I get into the del point and have to get out due to the yard cameras, I never ever like getting dressed, I have the windows in the truck open a little to let the air circulate on my skin, its the best ever, on Tuesday night I even got out at the fuel point near the yard and fueled up naked, not many about early hrs and the thrill of standing in the open, bare arsed fueling the truck, was done out of the freedom and devilment of chancing it…I have a fuel card and its unmanned so I just didn’t care…

eerrrmmmm alrighty then :open_mouth:

Whatever keeps you awake mate, think I might give it a go next time I do a night shift :astonished:

How was this ever found after 10 yrs of being redundant ?

And welcome to the forum Toshibaman, great first post :exclamation:

Edit: Is it school holidays yet :question: :unamused:

I cant see the rdc allowing you to be naked,they made me put on toetectors

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If I thought the previous bloke to use my lorry was a naturist, I’d think twice about that ā€œbit of mars barā€ he left melted onto the drivers seat :open_mouth:

One man’s naturist is another man’s pervert. Each to their own as long as they don’t make an exhibition of themselves that’s fine.

Getting back to nature my arse these buggers just want to flounce about with their ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  out.

Dipper_Dave:
One man’s naturist is another man’s pervert. Each to their own as long as they don’t make an exhibition of themselves that’s fine.

Getting back to nature my arse these buggers just want to flounce about with their ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  out.

What’s the policy on errant boners?

It has to happen. I mean, they’re not made of wood. Forgive the term.

Dipper_Dave:
Getting back to nature my arse these buggers just want to flounce about with their ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  out.

APPARENTLY it’s all about freedom and removal of restrictions/shackles…

Yes, APPARENTLY! :blush:

I usually drive a bus so I had better keep something on.

i read in the press, maybe a couple of years ago, of a copper who was driving around town naked at night and they saw him on CCTV and got arrested, if i remember right it was in Scarborough or Brid, he might have been polishing his truncheon at same time lol

Evil8Beezle:
APPARENTLY it’s all about freedom and removal of restrictions/shackles…

Someone better tell them about planners, TM’s, TC’s, the DCPC, drivers hours, & Digicard :unamused:

I think the whole concept of being an exhibitionist is to at least think you have something worth exhibiting :neutral_face: . im afraid I will not! be holding a exhibition (piece) :blush: :laughing: :laughing:

Hey Shrek…
It’s not an rdc it’s just a yard we deliver into… I wasn’t naked in there view …I was up to the point I pulled into the yard. There’s no one about till they open the warehouse so time enough to get dressed. Only takes a min either way. No one to see u till u are in the yard ready to tip and u have let them know. At an rdc u go thro a security point. H this isn’t like that. It’s a true story. Nightly.