One of best things of spending the majority of my career pulling fridges is the great nights sleep you get, no matter where you are. Stick on constant and let the lovely thing sing you to sleep
switchlogic:
One of best things of spending the majority of my career pulling fridges is the great nights sleep you get, no matter where you are. Stick on constant and let the lovely thing sing you to sleep
Yup +1, I find getting parked up early, nice space nobody around, then the Muppets turn up, giving it the usual crap, I reply you saw a fridge motor and decided to park next to me, your choice not mine.
Or park in the fridge parking,and get asked is that running all night, ■■? Doh.
We have trampers parking overnight next to our gaff. The guys who park on a straight bit of road get left alone.
The knobs who park on the bends causing chaos and/or the idiots who throw their crap out next to their wagon get a 30 second wakey wakey Scania bonus every morning off our lads. We call it the Swedish dawn chorus 
The heroes who kick off get an extra toot FOC.
happened to me a few years back on the slip road to wilkos magor i had tipped friday night tesco down to the bone on the tacho. i know its double yellowed but as i said it was late friday and traffic could pass easy 5 or six times through the night they took great delight in reminding me that i was parked on yellows…
robroy:
Reef:
dozy:
ZB me I park in lay-bys & don’t have this much trouble , seems from your posts this week your stressed out rob , looking for a fight every day , which is surprising as you’ve only been back to work for 5 mins after sitting on your ■■■ drinking beer for months !!!I usually can’t stand Dozy’s posts, but this one…
Didn’t even notice it, what with him being on pre.mod and all that.
Best respond to him bless him.Aye that’s right doze, stressed out to [zb] as usual, mate, climbing the walls…you know how highly strung and panicky I am.
Anyhow mate, you won’t even notice the knobheads trying to wake you, as you’re normally cream crackered after being ran ragged to the last minute you park in your lay by, you’ll be dead to the world for 8 hours and 59 mins.
Get yourself on the Red Bull man to ease the fatigue,… keep off the beer and leave it to us with a stress free life sat on our arses relaxing after an easy day.
Your so cruel rr bless old dozy he’s keeping the green army going single handed
no nothing like it rob , other than odd day it’s 12 hrs of late , I guess will being back in charge & his if it doesn’t pay bin it ethos has had a effect on the amount of work about ,
I feel very relaxed of late , unlike you it seems
I think also a heathy diet helps as well , tonight’s treat
Run ragged rob , this is tomorrow’s ragged run , starting 7 at Dagenham as got to get a empty ( could take a hour ) , and me being a tearass I’ll have that load at Banbury by 10.30 , tipped by 11.30 ( let me in early before ) & back at rugby 12.30 & on way home by 13.00 , walk in house 14.00 , happy days , though I only eArned £902 this week not the normal £1,000 plus , but as it’s only pocket money that’s fine
Where as we will be getting horror story’s of you still at Tesco Livingston at god knows what hour on Sunday from you ha ha
Did your neck of the woods the other day , dobbies garden centres , Stockton , birtley, ponteland , gosforth , Morpeth , started 6 am at Sherburn & was done at 12.30 , then next job was a 9 am Coll out of teesport ,
Even better
Jeez doze, calm yourself man, 
… there’s no need to protesteth too much to convince me, …pleased things are going easier for you.
Not too good for me this week, last 2 drops Poole and Bournemouth, 1500 tip deadline, so it’ll be tip in morning, re.load somewhere, and home Sunday for me this week, start back in Wed. 
…no steak dinner for me tonight AND tomorrow night.
Think I need to speak up for myself, and grow a pair…what do you reck doze?
Anyhoo me being a tear arsing yes man I ain’t gonna complain…got to keep in with the guvnor you know,.who knows?..one day he could be my only friend.
Don’t feel sorry for me too much doze,.I’m a big lad, I can take it…(back of fist in mouth holding back a tear )
Btw…anywhere you know of near Poole that sells pot noodles and Ginsters pies?
I need to know pdq before I find a lay by for the night.
Cheers bud. 
Disturbing other drivers??
Don’t park@ Crewe Truckstop and try to get some sleep late afternoon.
Bloody Taliban shouting/roaring at each other all over the Manor!!! 
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robroy:
Jeez doze, calm yourself man,
Not too good for me this week, last 2 drops Poole and Bournemouth, 1500 tip deadline, so it’ll be tip in morning, re.load somewhere, and home Sunday for me this week, start back in Wed.
Think I need to speak up for myself, and grow a pair…what do you reck doze?Anyhoo me being a tear arsing yes man I ain’t gonna complain…got to keep in with the guvnor you know,.who knows?..one day he could be my only friend.
Don’t feel sorry for me too much doze,.I’m a big lad, I can take it…(back of fist in mouth holding back a tearBtw…anywhere you know of near Poole that sells pot noodles and Ginsters pies?
I need to know pdq before I find a lay by for the night.
Cheers bud.
It will change rob , I’ve no doubt, if I had any
Crisps / bounty bars or some tins of cider left I’d bring them down as I know what 12 hrs with next to nothing to eat can be
Actually forget what I said rob I’m best not to mention food / parking as I did on a19 parking thread and your 2 mates moaster & big griffin are going to send me to Coventry over it , I’ve yet to work out if that good or bad , ha ha
Anyway have a good run in rob & I will be back mon with my latest escapades!!
robroy:
Jeez doze, calm yourself man,
Not too good for me this week, last 2 drops Poole and Bournemouth, 1500 tip deadline, so it’ll be tip in morning, re.load somewhere, and home Sunday for me this week, start back in Wed.
Think I need to speak up for myself, and grow a pair…what do you reck doze?Anyhoo me being a tear arsing yes man I ain’t gonna complain…got to keep in with the guvnor you know,.who knows?..one day he could be my only friend.
Don’t feel sorry for me too much doze,.I’m a big lad, I can take it…(back of fist in mouth holding back a tearBtw…anywhere you know of near Poole that sells pot noodles and Ginsters pies?
I need to know pdq before I find a lay by for the night.
Cheers bud.
Poole? Bournemouth?
Beware, the grockles are out in force today.
Franglais:
robroy:
Jeez doze, calm yourself man,
Not too good for me this week, last 2 drops Poole and Bournemouth, 1500 tip deadline, so it’ll be tip in morning, re.load somewhere, and home Sunday for me this week, start back in Wed.
Think I need to speak up for myself, and grow a pair…what do you reck doze?Anyhoo me being a tear arsing yes man I ain’t gonna complain…got to keep in with the guvnor you know,.who knows?..one day he could be my only friend.
Don’t feel sorry for me too much doze,.I’m a big lad, I can take it…(back of fist in mouth holding back a tearBtw…anywhere you know of near Poole that sells pot noodles and Ginsters pies?
I need to know pdq before I find a lay by for the night.
Cheers bud.Poole? Bournemouth?
Beware, the grockles are out in force today.
Grockles?? 
If they ain’t big and blonde handing out free beer dressed in Newcastle shirts I ain’t interested.
robroy:
Franglais:
robroy:
Jeez doze, calm yourself man,
Not too good for me this week, last 2 drops Poole and Bournemouth, 1500 tip deadline, so it’ll be tip in morning, re.load somewhere, and home Sunday for me this week, start back in Wed.
Think I need to speak up for myself, and grow a pair…what do you reck doze?Anyhoo me being a tear arsing yes man I ain’t gonna complain…got to keep in with the guvnor you know,.who knows?..one day he could be my only friend.
Don’t feel sorry for me too much doze,.I’m a big lad, I can take it…(back of fist in mouth holding back a tearBtw…anywhere you know of near Poole that sells pot noodles and Ginsters pies?
I need to know pdq before I find a lay by for the night.
Cheers bud.Poole? Bournemouth?
Beware, the grockles are out in force today.Grockles??
If they ain’t big and blonde handing out free beer dressed in Newcastle shirts I ain’t interested.
Dunno the dress code.
Thousands of 'em with bike racks, and more groupage on the roof racks than came out of Prato on a Friday!
Franglais ,that made me chuckle , with your clever joke about more groupage coming out of Prato on a Friday night , these tourists certainly don’t travel light with enough tat to go around the world .
But to top that is the Muslim masses that flock from Northern Europe to Africa and beyond in battered coaches towing trailers , old vans and minibuses loaded to the roof with old and new tyres , and literally the kitchen sink .
The Gendarmerie had a field day in fines for over weight using portable scales at the peages in the summer months .
They would drive non stop for days except for cat napping in the day , no hotels .
With numerous fatal accidents and whole families wiped out due to fatigue , falling asleep at the wheel .
dozy:
Run ragged rob , this is tomorrow’s ragged run , starting 7 at Dagenham as got to get a empty ( could take a hour ) , and me being a tearass I’ll have that load at Banbury by 10.30 , tipped by 11.30 ( let me in early before ) & back at rugby 12.30 & on way home by 13.00 , walk in house 14.00 , happy days , though I only eArned £902 this week not the normal £1,000 plus , but as it’s only pocket money that’s fine
Where as we will be getting horror story’s of you still at Tesco Livingston at god knows what hour on Sunday from you ha ha
Ha ha be buggered doze.
See the ‘‘Well it’s Friday’’ thread doze, for the latest update on my life…just for you.
Think you’ll like it.
Franglais:
robroy:
Franglais:
robroy:
Jeez doze, calm yourself man,
Not too good for me this week, last 2 drops Poole and Bournemouth, 1500 tip deadline, so it’ll be tip in morning, re.load somewhere, and home Sunday for me this week, start back in Wed.
Think I need to speak up for myself, and grow a pair…what do you reck doze?Anyhoo me being a tear arsing yes man I ain’t gonna complain…got to keep in with the guvnor you know,.who knows?..one day he could be my only friend.
Don’t feel sorry for me too much doze,.I’m a big lad, I can take it…(back of fist in mouth holding back a tearBtw…anywhere you know of near Poole that sells pot noodles and Ginsters pies?
I need to know pdq before I find a lay by for the night.
Cheers bud.Poole? Bournemouth?
Beware, the grockles are out in force today.Grockles??
If they ain’t big and blonde handing out free beer dressed in Newcastle shirts I ain’t interested.Dunno the dress code.
Thousands of 'em with bike racks, and more groupage on the roof racks than came out of Prato on a Friday!
Ahh right, didn’t have a scooby what a ‘grockle’ was tbh…still like my version better.