So ive been working for this company for about 4 month now the work isnt too bad the trucks a bit of a bleeder but thats what is to be expected right the new guy doesnt get the pride of the fleet everytime yeah. So anyway my question/ want of advice is that i have a lad that come with me most days he barley says anything at times other than to moan and its starting to grate on me he has also broken a lot of H&S rules but gets away with it do you guys have any tips for entertaining yourself when you have a driver / drivers mate with you like this (ps my radio is broken so i cant use that to occupy myself)
rohypnol
Put yer Ipod on and ignore the twit.
gogzy:
rohypnol
Or chloroform.
when i said i wanted to have a bit of fun i didnt mean i wanted to shag em - i wanted the hours to go a bit quicker and be a bit more of a laugh
I wasn’t thinking of you shagging him either.
Just gets you a bit of peace and quiet from the moaning.
dafpower:
when i said i wanted to have a bit of fun i didnt mean i wanted to shag em - i wanted the hours to go a bit quicker and be a bit more of a laugh
just start off with a bit of foreplay then
or tickle him
Why don’t you just tell him that he is an annoying little twonk and be done with it ?
He may either change his attitude ro better still … quit.
Come on to him/tell him you’ve had strong feelings for him for along time, he’ll ask too go with another driver then and you’ll get somebody else instead 
tango boy:
Come on to him/tell him you’ve had strong feelings for him for along time, he’ll ask too go with another driver then and you’ll get somebody else instead
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what he said 
tango boy:
Come on to him/tell him you’ve had strong feelings for him for along time, he’ll ask too go with another driver then and you’ll get somebody else instead
ha ha like that one only thing is he knows im trying to get off with the despatcher (yes the despatcher is a she and yes we have know each other for ages)& he knows it ipod it is going to be i think
dafpower:
tango boy:
Come on to him/tell him you’ve had strong feelings for him for along time, he’ll ask too go with another driver then and you’ll get somebody else insteadha ha like that one only thing is he knows im trying to get off with the despatcher & he knows it ipod it is going to be i think
Would be funny, but also could backfire if he felt the same way 
tango boy:
dafpower:
tango boy:
Come on to him/tell him you’ve had strong feelings for him for along time, he’ll ask too go with another driver then and you’ll get somebody else insteadha ha like that one only thing is he knows im trying to get off with the despatcher & he knows it ipod it is going to be i think
Would be funny, but also could backfire if he felt the same way
yeah only i know hes married whether that is married in the common sense of the word or not remains to be seen but his personal choices arent for me to judge so i think adding music to my ipod is going to be the best solution
Tell us more about the dispatcher??
tango boy:
Come on to him/tell him you’ve had strong feelings for him for along time, he’ll ask too go with another driver then and you’ll get somebody else instead
What if he likes that ?
Pat Hasler:
tango boy:
Come on to him/tell him you’ve had strong feelings for him for along time, he’ll ask too go with another driver then and you’ll get somebody else insteadWhat if he likes that ?
then the delivery round is gonna be so much more fun then lol
FarnboroughBoy11:
Tell us more about the dispatcher??
5’ 10’’ long dark hair a size 10 -12 depending on the cut of dress ■■■■ like you wouldnt believe and an arse to die for cheeky personality flirty as they come ■■■■ im starting already
dafpower:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Tell us more about the dispatcher??5’ 10’’ long dark hair a size 10 -12 depending on the cut of dress ■■■■ like you wouldnt believe and an arse to die for cheeky personality flirty as they come [zb] im starting already
Sounds like she could have an apprentice 
how about a 3 some with the despatcher
bigvern1:
Put yer Ipod on and ignore the twit.
MASSIVE +1 on that one!
Sod all the foreplay just tell him your parents want to meet there sons new fling, hell run a mile!