Captain Caveman 76:
However, Cavey is an acceptable alternative.
Job doneā¦
stop the lawsuit ok 
This guy is a massive wind up ,Or a complete narc.
yourhavingalarf:
Captain Caveman 76:
However, Cavey is an acceptable alternative.Job doneā¦
stop the lawsuit ok
Ta.
Lol I only just noticed robroys jibe of trumpets on the other topic 
yourhavingalarf:
UKtramp:
Trampy, Iām sure youāre a nice bloke, you donate to charity, let little old ladies cross the road and help bumble bees out of your living room but, youāre making yourself look a right ā ā ā here mate.
Funnily enough I was eating my lunch yesterday and a bee landed on my food and looked to be enjoying munching it. I spent a pleasant five minutes watching it munching away.
Maybe I should look for a new job as well
albion:
I know EB, thank goodness I donāt come here for intellectual stimulation
What do ya mean? With UKtramp weāve had fridges, classical music, poetry, auroras, public standing, confidence, being head hunted, whippets. Renaissance man.
James the cat:
albion:
I know EB, thank goodness I donāt come here for intellectual stimulationWhat do ya mean? With UKtramp weāve had fridges, classical music, poetry, auroras, public standing, confidence, being head hunted, whippets. Renaissance man.
eagerbeaver:
James the cat:
albion:
I know EB, thank goodness I donāt come here for intellectual stimulationWhat do ya mean? With UKtramp weāve had fridges, classical music, poetry, auroras, public standing, confidence, being head hunted, whippets. Renaissance man.
Whoa just hold your horses there, I am deeply offended here, where did the whippets come from?
James the cat:
albion:
I know EB, thank goodness I donāt come here for intellectual stimulationWhat do ya mean? With UKtramp weāve had fridges, classical music, poetry, auroras, public standing, confidence, being head hunted, whippets. Renaissance man.
Yeah I know, should be more grateful, but thatās women for you, never happy 
albion:
the maoster:
Well I like him. There, Iāve said it, I like him and I like the way he provokes reactions.I agree with you 99% of the time maoster, this falls into the 1%.
Either heās a troll and Iāve had a sense of humour failure, or he genuinely believes that he is the big I am and thatās guaranteed to wind other drivers up and probably management. Iāve seen them before, they think they know better, but its usually just the āaverageā driver that has the idea thatās useful.
Oh dear, another pathetic cretin that thinks that they know best. A troll are you totally out of your tiny mind. Obviously a brain the size of a pea and a belly the size of a whale.
UKtramp:
albion:
the maoster:
Well I like him. There, Iāve said it, I like him and I like the way he provokes reactions.I agree with you 99% of the time maoster, this falls into the 1%.
Either heās a troll and Iāve had a sense of humour failure, or he genuinely believes that he is the big I am and thatās guaranteed to wind other drivers up and probably management. Iāve seen them before, they think they know better, but its usually just the āaverageā driver that has the idea thatās useful.
Oh dear, another pathetic cretin that thinks that they know best. A troll are you totally out of your tiny mind. Obviously a brain the size of a pea and a belly the size of a whale.
True on both counts, itās a mystery how Iāve managed to stay in business all these years given my lack of brains. As for the belly, well I did used to be a semi professional bellydancer, so it did kind of go with the territory, though Iād suggest more porpoise size.
Hardly the first to suggest troll.
James the cat:
albion:
I know EB, thank goodness I donāt come here for intellectual stimulationWhat do ya mean? With UKtramp weāve had fridges, classical music, poetry, auroras, public standing, confidence, being head hunted, whippets. Renaissance man.
And yet, although he is such a glowing success in the road transport industry, the best avatar he can think of is a bottom-of-the-range plain white Renault Premium. 
Harry Monk:
James the cat:
albion:
I know EB, thank goodness I donāt come here for intellectual stimulationWhat do ya mean? With UKtramp weāve had fridges, classical music, poetry, auroras, public standing, confidence, being head hunted, whippets. Renaissance man.
And yet, although he is such a glowing success in the road transport industry, the best avatar he can think of is a bottom-of-the-range plain white Renault Premium.
I cant win can I Harry, if I posted my real truck then people would know where I work, if I post a top of the range truck then no doubt I would get stick for that, so an avatar of a simple low end truck is now also getting me stick. I will tell you though that my real truck is a Mercedes Actros, its colors and livery would give it away immediately, before anyone jumps in, I do not work for Stobart.
eagerbeaver:
James the cat:
albion:
I know EB, thank goodness I donāt come here for intellectual stimulationWhat do ya mean? With UKtramp weāve had fridges, classical music, poetry, auroras, public standing, confidence, being head hunted, whippets. Renaissance man.
UKtramp:
Harry Monk:
James the cat:
albion:
I know EB, thank goodness I donāt come here for intellectual stimulationWhat do ya mean? With UKtramp weāve had fridges, classical music, poetry, auroras, public standing, confidence, being head hunted, whippets. Renaissance man.
And yet, although he is such a glowing success in the road transport industry, the best avatar he can think of is a bottom-of-the-range plain white Renault Premium.
I cant win can I Harry, if I posted my real truck then people would know where I work, if I post a top of the range truck then no doubt I would get stick for that, so an avatar of a simple low end truck is now also getting me stick. I will tell you though that my real truck is a Mercedes Actros, its colors and livery would give it away immediately, before anyone jumps in, I do not work for Stobart.
My two pennorth, for what itās worthā¦ with all due respect, your posts in this thread are coming across as somewhat conceited, bombastic and indicative of an over-inflated sense of self-worth. Many here are openly mocking you, I will refrain from joining in with that but I do strongly recommend that you take a more considered approach in future posts. It would be fair comment to say that you have made a bit of a fool of yourself with many of your comments on this thread.
That was my intention Harry as I tire of the mocking and so I become more troll like to please the fools, one of which you and only a few others have realised. I am no troll to be honest nor do I have multiple accounts on here. I became troll like on here as my way of poking fun at those who poke fun at me.
UKtramp:
Whoa just hold your horses there, I am deeply offended here, where did the whippets come from?
Well, you chief. You mentioned quite rightly in a previous not everyone from Hull has a whippet. I thought that was quite interesting.
I hope Iāve not misunderstood and caused a cultural gasp. Is whippet a dirty word in hull? A euphemism for a womenās stink pocket or something?
Just wandered in.
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UKtramp:
That was my intention Harry as I tire of the mocking and so I become more troll like to please the fools, one of which you and only a few others have realised. I am no troll to be honest nor do I have multiple accounts on here. I became troll like on here as my way of poking fun at those who poke fun at me.
To be fair mate the initial āmockingā as you call it was brought about as a result of your excessive patronising and condescending attitude towards everyone on hereā¦ (Genuine or tongue in cheek I still canāt be certain)
The trolling part came after you realised that you had gone a bit too far with it, so you went down that route to save a bit of face and salvage a bit of dignity by making a joke of it.
I know this as I am a fully qualified psychologist who just became a trucker later on, as I was making far too much money out of it. 
Still think it was entertaining though. ā¦(your posts, not the psychology )
robroy:
To be fair mate the initial āmockingā as you call it was brought about as a result of your excessive patronising and condescending attitude towards everyone on hereā¦ (Genuine or tongue in cheek I still canāt be certain)The trolling part came after you realised that you had gone a bit too far with it, so you went down that route to save a bit of face and salvage a bit of dignity by making a joke of it.
I know this as I am a fully qualified psychologist who just became a trucker later on, as I was making far too much money out of it.
Still think it was entertaining though.
It was meant as entertaining and not malicious, you see look at it from my angle, when you say your a psychologist driving a truck, now I would not find that difficult to believe, some of the morons on here would then poke fun and take the ā ā ā ā and say what a knob. That is what has happened to me on here. I am actually what I profess to be (not a knob) I am a fully pledged Refrigeration Consultant that does indeed drive a truck now for a living. I did indeed design many cold stores worldwide. Not a show off thing as I thought it may be of interest to some. I cannot get my head around why people find it so difficult to understand. Too many reasons to go into why I am now a class 1 tramper full time. I also know some very high profile friends of mine who do the same job. I sometimes wonder if some of these people that get talked about on here who have told someone of their past are actually some of my friends. I guess it is a class thing, funny really because the worse people who are prejudice about a class difference are not normally the middle to high class themselves. Usually those like me who are from a middle class family have friends from lower classes and see them as good friends. Now there is psychology for you.