Double carding it?

truckyboy:
I dont believe i`m reading this crap…running on two cards…for what ■■ if caught you could go to prison, a big fine, or both…who in their right mind would take chances like that for a few shillings.
If this is not a wind up…jack the job in…and grass the company up to VOSA…thats my advice.
On the issue of a second card…i cannot believe that its possible…

  1. the card requires a photo of the driver
  2. if you tell DVLA its been lost, the original will be cancelled.
  3. its only possible mainly if your an owner driver who needs to download the data from the head

And i dont think that a moderator should be giving impractical advice to someone asking how to screw the system…or maybe i`m talking ■■■■■■■■ again.

Who,s gonna tell him :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Wheel Nut:
Dogtanian comes out as A Gonad Nit :laughing:

I was trying to juggle the letters into some well known name from VOSA or Plod!

Martin:

Wheel Nut:
Dogtanian comes out as A Gonad Nit :laughing:

I was trying to juggle the letters into some well known name from VOSA or Plod!

Looking at it again I got Anti Gonad

Goat is easy

truckyboy:
On the issue of a second card…i cannot believe that its possible…

  1. the card requires a photo of the driver

My second card has a photo of me on it

truckyboy:
2. if you tell DVLA its been lost, the original will be cancelled.

I didn’t tell them my first card had been lost, stolen or was malfunctioning because it wasn’t any of those things.

truckyboy:
3. its only possible mainly if your an owner driver who needs to download the data from the head

Why would that make a difference? You can’t drive on the company card he would have for downloading from the VU.

truckyboy:
And i dont think that a moderator should be giving impractical advice to someone asking how to screw the system…

I agree, that’s why the advice was practical rather than impractical.

truckyboy:
or maybe i`m talking ■■■■■■■■ again.

There is always the chance one, or possibly both of us, are. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

If you line a nice flat cap with tinfoil and wear it whilst driving this will stop the tacho recording and you won’t really need two cards mate.

Scannyfanny:
If you line a nice flat cap with tinfoil and wear it whilst driving this will stop the tacho recording and you won’t really need two cards mate.

I’ve HEARD that!!! I’m glad it’s true, because I felt such a ■■■ with a colander on my head…

2 cards?

is that all :unamused:

get 4 and one of these

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=72946#p935703

no need to stop ever again, just keep them wheels rollin dude :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

The Sarge:

Scannyfanny:
If you line a nice flat cap with tinfoil and wear it whilst driving this will stop the tacho recording and you won’t really need two cards mate.

I’ve HEARD that!!! I’m glad it’s true, because I felt such a ■■■ with a colander on my head…

You should have out a hat at a jaunty angle over the colander. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Or disguised the colander as these crazy cats have done. :open_mouth: :stuck_out_tongue:

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So much for good informed advice trucknet/[zb]. Thanks to those very few with genuine posts. I handed in a weeks notice this morning so back to agency next week. My conclusion was it aint worth the risk however small the chance of getting caught its just not worth it. Shame mind as is good wee number but I enjoy agency work aswell, till next job comes round. Cheers.

So there is a vacancy at your old job, ooh oooh can I have the details so I can apply there??

:unamused:

Dogtanian:
So much for good informed advice trucknet/[zb]. Thanks to those very few with genuine posts. I handed in a weeks notice this morning so back to agency next week. My conclusion was it aint worth the risk however small the chance of getting caught its just not worth it. Shame mind as is good wee number but I enjoy agency work aswell, till next job comes round. Cheers.

You got loads of good informed advice saying don’t do it but you didn’t want to see it.

theonlybigman:
So there is a vacancy at your old job, ooh oooh can I have the details so I can apply there??

:unamused:

Real truckers only, girlymen need not apply. Sorry fella. Lol.

switchlogic:

Dogtanian:
So much for good informed advice trucknet/[zb]. Thanks to those very few with genuine posts. I handed in a weeks notice this morning so back to agency next week. My conclusion was it aint worth the risk however small the chance of getting caught its just not worth it. Shame mind as is good wee number but I enjoy agency work aswell, till next job comes round. Cheers.

You got loads of good informed advice saying don’t do it but you didn’t want to see it.

Posts with knowledge and experience were sadly missing.

Dogtanian:

theonlybigman:
What is your boss’s name? The frims name?

NAME AND SHAME!!!

Stobbies lol

Have my doubts.

However, you’d think anyone who worked for them would know how to spell their employer’s name.

Dogtanian:
So much for good informed advice trucknet/[zb]. Thanks to those very few with genuine posts. I handed in a weeks notice this morning so back to agency next week. My conclusion was it aint worth the risk however small the chance of getting caught its just not worth it. Shame mind as is good wee number but I enjoy agency work aswell, till next job comes round. Cheers.

Sorry didn’t realise you wanted genuine information, as like the Fawlty Towers sketch, “you started it”

It was your ridiculous opening post that prevented you getting real advice from geebee45 and Tachograph.

Dogtanian:

switchlogic:

Dogtanian:
So much for good informed advice trucknet/[zb]. Thanks to those very few with genuine posts. I handed in a weeks notice this morning so back to agency next week. My conclusion was it aint worth the risk however small the chance of getting caught its just not worth it. Shame mind as is good wee number but I enjoy agency work aswell, till next job comes round. Cheers.

You got loads of good informed advice saying don’t do it but you didn’t want to see it.

Posts with knowledge and experience were sadly missing.

Well the problem is too many wind up merchants come on here with daft posts like yours. It’s not worth it, many people told you that, many very experienced people but you don’t want to listen.

Applicants can only apply if they have 2 driver cards :laughing:

Wheel Nut:

Dogtanian:
So much for good informed advice trucknet/[zb]. Thanks to those very few with genuine posts. I handed in a weeks notice this morning so back to agency next week. My conclusion was it aint worth the risk however small the chance of getting caught its just not worth it. Shame mind as is good wee number but I enjoy agency work aswell, till next job comes round. Cheers.

Sorry didn’t realise you wanted genuine information, as like the Fawlty Towers sketch, “you started it”

It was your ridiculous opening post that prevented you getting real advice from geebee45 and Tachograph.

Oi, I gave him real advice on running two cards. I’m doing it at the moment so that was real world advice, which he chose to ignore. :imp: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Dogtanian:

theonlybigman:
So there is a vacancy at your old job, ooh oooh can I have the details so I can apply there??

:unamused:

Real truckers only, girlymen need not apply. Sorry fella. Lol.

Oh dear, I guess I will go and cry in the corner as my feelings have been hurt sooooo bad!!

:unamused:

Coffeeholic:

Wheel Nut:

Dogtanian:
So much for good informed advice trucknet/[zb]. Thanks to those very few with genuine posts. I handed in a weeks notice this morning so back to agency next week. My conclusion was it aint worth the risk however small the chance of getting caught its just not worth it. Shame mind as is good wee number but I enjoy agency work aswell, till next job comes round. Cheers.

Sorry didn’t realise you wanted genuine information, as like the Fawlty Towers sketch, “you started it”

It was your ridiculous opening post that prevented you getting real advice from geebee45 and Tachograph.

Oi, I gave him real advice on running two cards. I’m doing it at the moment so that was real world advice, which he chose to ignore. :imp: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Pah! What do you know? :stuck_out_tongue: