Lockerbie truckstop, the only place where you can have a full english breakfast and it comes with haggis instead of black pudding unless you ask.
Scotland is alright until you get out the truck and have to talk to them. Being English you are instantly viewed as the enemy, as if it’s your fault personally for being of the same nationality as their masters.
happysack:
Do folk actually say “doing scotch”?
Not me. I’m too busy down in the Smoke 
Simon:
Evil8Beezle:
The-Snowman:
Tell him to be careful of the haggis.
Its the mating season just now and they tend to get quite aggressiveYep, but as long as you keep an eye out around the clockwise side of a hill, you’ll be OK.
With their legs being shorter on one side, they roll down the hill if they try to go the other way around!There are several different breeds of Haggis.
Clockwise, anticlockwise, up hill and down hill, rough coated and smooth, the greater and the lesser and the spicy and the natural haggis too
Don’t forget the deep fried haggis, a very tasty snack after a night on the ■■■■
Tris:
Scotland is alright until you get out the truck and have to talk to them. Being English you are instantly viewed as the enemy, as if it’s your fault personally for being of the same nationality as their masters.
And don"t dare get a backload (oo er) as you will be nicking THIER work.
Tris:
Scotland is alright until you get out the truck and have to talk to them. Being English you are instantly viewed as the enemy, as if it’s your fault personally for being of the same nationality as their masters.
Fair point . Some of the Jocks are pig ignorant about England . I know I live here . Dont forget the speed limit is still 40 as we have a far left government here . And Vosa are double what you see in England . Due to the left SNP control . Other than that enjoy
happysack:
robroy:
happysack:
Do folk actually say ‘doing Scotch’Up here. We say thank [zb] we don’t have to go to England. Scum pit that it is.
Well I do,… only because I know it annoys you!
Anymore of that type of talk, and I’ll reveal what you told me when you were ■■■■■■
I know you do! Yes I’m English by birth but that phrase makes my teeth itch.
You didn’t HAVE to come clean, I wasn’t reealllly going to grass you up
Next year when the Euro Championship is on I will recognise it is you by the Scotch ( ) Stobbie motor flying the St George Cross eh? 
No. I wouldn’t go that far. Plus it would probably be against company policy. And I’m a stickler for the rules.
I totally disagree about Scots being more friendlier. Some real bleak miserable ■■■■■■■■ up here on ratio far higher than down south IMO.
The main advantage is no M6 - ■■■■ roads but less hold ups.
They call everyone Ken 
It’s simple - if you want to fall for Scotland, just go up north of Glasgow along the A82 and drive through Glencoe to Fort William. OK, anything above that becomes a bit trickier in anything bigger than a Ford Ka and currently it could be very very snowy, but its worth getting stuck!
Going to Lockerbie services for the full Scottish breakfast if it’s got Haggis.
As for the slum north of Manchester - you mean Blackpool? That’s no where near Scotland. 
trevHCS:
It’s simple - if you want to fall for Scotland, just go up north of Glasgow along the A82 and drive through Glencoe to Fort William. OK, anything above that becomes a bit trickier in anything bigger than a Ford Ka and currently it could be very very snowy, but its worth getting stuck!As for the slum north of Manchester - you mean Blackpool? That’s no where near Scotland.
1st paragraph … I worked for Nisa from Dalcross and 3 times a week used to do Ullapool up to Durness in a 40 footer winter and summer and had no real difficulties, apart from the bloody deer in the winter and tourists in the summer !
2nd. para. True about Blackpool but with a SWly breeze we can smell it up here
At least the sweaties aren’t racist…you can get White Pudding for your your brekkie rather than your non PC Black Pudding 
And WTF are Lines 
,they call 'em notes where I come from 
And Nicola Sturgeon …well,I don’t like her politics…but she’s a tasty wee hen
Baggie:
At least the sweaties aren’t racist…you can get White Pudding for your your brekkie rather than your non PC Black Pudding
And WTF are Lines
And Nicola Sturgeon …well,I don’t like her politics…but she’s a tasty wee hen
Have a word with yourself she looks like Jimmy Cranky.
I wear varifocals…that’s my excuse
Baggie:
Nicola Sturgeon …well,I don’t like her politics…but she’s a tasty wee hen
Is your username a reference to the baggie of drugs you’ve obviously been taking■■?
After reading the posts from the so called multicultural Eeengliiissssh on here any poor ole Muslim is in for a hard time if one of them decides to drive a truck (not loaded with explosives 
) for a living !!
I thought the Scots only use Blackpool, as they came down to invade, but could smell the beer and stale chip fat on the way down, so they turned right, and have inhabited it for every Bank Holiday ever since.
Not that I’m complaining, went through shedloads of the lassies in my younger days. We used to abandon the car, get in the pub as early as we could, safe in the knowledge that we’d be spending the night free and gratis in the company of some ginger haired maiden from north of the border in her luxurious B&B.
Happy Days
bubsy06:
Gotta have a square sausage while ur up there.
you mean a bucket of lard